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You know, back in the time before we used telekinesis to speak to one another, when one needed a friend, co-worker, or acquantence - they used this very convenient device called the telephone.. Grammar, good to have you back - but you could have called me if you needed me. To answer your question of...

You know back in the time before workplaces had Unions, Political correctness, Affirmative Action, and Child Abuse laws and such - folks would just be able to take people like nosferatu back behind a woodshed and shoot them in the back of the head.. You may be wondering why I have no trivial knowled...

You know, back in the day before automated counters and IP registrations on websites - it was possible for somebody to just hit the "refresh" button on the tool bar or ctrl+r to refresh their site and get hits constantly - thus if somebody did this 10, 15 times a minute - they would regist...

You know, back in the time before "Hell" (roughly around 1930) tormetors and tormentress' were forced to use such trivial and novel items for use of torture, such as whips, hand knifes, muzzle-loader guns, burnings at the stake, chinese water torture, name-calling, and stoning. This allowe...

ah Diane will get over it!

and no, I think the dog that ripped half my shorts off took my bag with me. Oh well, i guess I have the day off.

buy me a beer, norm?

you know.. back in the day before firearms.. cavemen, and warriors, indians and the like all had to kill their food by hand. it was a minor inconvenience trying to run down a bear and stabbing it 40 thousand times to it's death.. would you like to experience that? Post Office closes in 25 minutes, i...

Vitamin B works for me. You know, general consensus states that some 15 years from now, in 2005 .. a young actor named Tom Cruise will become heavily eveloped in this belief called "scientology" in which he believes, and will preach - that vitamins, and medicine are not useful for a body,...

Ebonics is one of the most sad things that has happened to the English language. I cringe whenever I hear a middle-class caucasion utter such filth from his mouth so as he may sound as if he were from the ghetto. I blame MTV for this blatant buthering of the English language. Children are wasting a...

Hey buddy.

Hello there, Captain Grammar. I understand you're the resident "know it all" in this fair establishment. Well I must say - it's great to meet another such strong man of intellect and knowledge. Did you know that back in the days leading up to the Industrial Revolution.. they still used sla...