I am Captain Grammar

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Could this be an incarnation of Woofburger? You all know how professional wrestlers need to reinvent themselves every so often.

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

perhaps...

I miss Woofburger

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Grammar · Post by **Grammar** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

I certainly do not miss Woofburger. This Killjingle character appears to be cut from the same mold. What kind of man finds humor in the destruction of the English language?

Cliff Clavin · Post by **Cliff Clavin** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Hello there, Captain Grammar. I understand you're the resident "know it all" in this fair establishment. Well I must say - it's great to meet another such strong man of intellect and knowledge. Did you know that back in the days leading up to the Industrial Revolution.. they still used slaves to pick cotton? Yeah it's quite the anomoly.. it turns out - the cotton gin wasn't quite invented yet by Sir Eli Whitney. I can't imagine what it was like. Can you?

Anyways. Hope to see you around the bend. Until then.

Keep it Punctual.
Cliff

Darth Raider · Post by **Darth Raider** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Join the darkside.

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Keep my tab running Woody.

Cliff Clavin · Post by **Cliff Clavin** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Hey buddy.

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

It's a dog eat dog world Cliff & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

LMAO! It seems the cast of "CHEERS" is joining RockPage. Too funny!

Darth, you're beginning to sound like a broken record, "join the darkside, join the darkside".

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

Are you into slightly obese drunks? If you are, I'm your man.

A. Bunker · Post by **A. Bunker** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Norm Peterson wrote:Are you into slightly obese drunks? If you are, I'm your man.

Are you one of those "fruity" liberals that are screaming and hollering for women's liberation and equal rights for the spades? You're not a pinko commie are ya?

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Refill please.

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

I am not sure if i should continue to laugh or go to sleep. Tonight I shall laugh

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

RAM Z · Post by **RAM Z** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Ah yes , that's some funny shit right there I tell ya !

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Grammar wrote:
no surrender wrote:aww c'mon thius gonna get boring real quik
Awe, come on - This is going to become boring very quickly.

You're welcome.

C.G.:

Have you considered hosting your own forum? A forum where aspiring young music aficionados could have you critique their lyrics, perhaps.

I suppose that a "word of the day" posting would indeed be useful, as well.

Grammar · Post by **Grammar** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Bert|Evil wrote:Have you considered hosting your own forum? A forum where aspiring young music aficionados could have you critique their lyrics, perhaps.

I suppose that a "word of the day" posting would indeed be useful, as well.

Professor Bert,

I am in no way associated with that loser, Metalrules. His inane critiques of popular hit songs proved the fact that he was a failed songwriter, spending countless hours in his run-down shack as he toiled endlessly to achieve a delusional sense of perfection. The putrid odor of his lyrical reinterpretations was only trumped by the foul stench of his anus, which is where all of the feces he spewed had first originated.

I do like your idea of a Word of the Day. Once again, I am pleased to see that we have people on Rockpage who are passionate about grammatical excellence. Together, we can take back this board and reach a new height of punctuation. Try a little Vitamin G in your lives.

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Vitamin B works for me.

Cliff Clavin · Post by **Cliff Clavin** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Norm Peterson wrote:Vitamin B works for me.

You know, general consensus states that some 15 years from now, in 2005 .. a young actor named Tom Cruise will become heavily eveloped in this belief called "scientology" in which he believes, and will preach - that vitamins, and medicine are not useful for a body, but a steady regiment of excersize, sleep, and meditation will do wonders for the human anatomy.

I think he's full of crap, I wont drink to that!

Grammar · Post by **Grammar** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Do you mean enveloped Cliff?

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

I wont drink to that!

Cliff you make me wince when you say things like that.

Too-tay · Post by **Too-tay** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

What up!

Mrs. Garrett will let me post on this board if I finish my chores. Jo likes to paddle me with a toilet plunger. Natalie is plotting my demise as we speak. Blair is a heroin addict.