the word 'badonkadonk' and 'britches' in the same song....

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Monday Jan 30, 2006

now i've never been much of a fan of country music, but i thought it was obsurd when garth brooks went rock n roll, but i have recently caught on to something much much much more rediculous. Trace Adkins song "honky tonk badonkadonk". if you havent heard this yet, download it. its not just the fact that a country singer would stoop so low as to do a rap song, but the fact that famous people are so caught up in making money that they already have enough of that they would do something so stupid as to make a country/rap song just to sell more records. i think Trace Adkins has just topped the "ultimate sell outs" list.

RAM Z · Post by **RAM Z** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Who cares about the song , did you ever see the video ? Man is there ever some boooooootaay in that one !!!

Grammar · Post by **Grammar** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Ebonics is one of the most sad things that has happened to the English language. I cringe whenever I hear a middle-class caucasion utter such filth from his mouth so as he may sound as if he were from the ghetto. I blame MTV for this blatant buthering of the English language. Children are wasting away in front of the television instead of reading the literary classics of Faulkner, Hemmingway, and Poe. If they would like to experience quality rhymes, I would introduce them to the poetic artistry of Emily Dickens; she truly is "dope". Dope is what the children say these days, correct? I don't understand why someone would use colloquial slang that references illicit substances to convey a feeling of appreciation. The thing that makes me feel the most indignant is the fact that many politically-correct people want to introduce ebonics into the English programs of public schools. Any respect for grammatical excellence seems to have vanished.

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Grammar wrote: I blame MTV for this blatant butchering of the English language.

You're welcome.

Cliff Clavin · Post by **Cliff Clavin** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Grammar wrote:Ebonics is one of the most sad things that has happened to the English language. I cringe whenever I hear a middle-class caucasion utter such filth from his mouth so as he may sound as if he were from the ghetto. I blame MTV for this blatant buthering of the English language. Children are wasting away in front of the television instead of reading the literary classics of Faulkner, Hemmingway, and Poe. If they would like to experience quality rhymes, I would introduce them to the poetic artistry of Emily Dickens; she truly is "dope". Dope is what the children say these days, correct? I don't understand why someone would use colloquial slang that references illicit substances to convey a feeling of appreciation. The thing that makes me feel the most indignant is the fact that many politically-correct people want to introduce ebonics into the English programs of public schools. Any respect for grammatical excellence seems to have vanished.

You know, back in the day before coherent speech, and sentence structure.. ancient tribes in africa, used to communicate through a series of grunts and bodily motions. Yeah - they would slap their stomachs if they wanted to grab each others attention and then slap the females if they wanted sexual favors done for them.. an archaeologist and a historian once told me ancient tribes would do this..

Slap stomach. Knee slap. Lap slap. forehead slap. forearm one, forearm two. Left ankle. Right ankle. Stomp into ground. Spinkick, cheek slap. Grab a female tribe member's ass. Chest smack. Stand still.

and it translates to..

"Attention: I have a story to tell. All the lady apes ran away from King Kong. For his dong was exceptionally long.. But a friendly giraffe "quaffed" his yard and a half, and ecstatically burst into song."

so yeah.. speech before coherent sentences and words was still quite humorous i think.

by the way.. has anyone seen my mailbag?

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

I don't care for that song to much .. I also don't like the video. I think it is to "Racy". That is not a good video to have on tv, especially with more and more kids watching country music videos. If you look at it, country has been going for the "Racy" card a lot lately. They're starting to look like mtv videos. Then all the new country really is is pop with a steel guitar and violin, so, you probably could get away with playing a country video on mtv. When mtv actually shows videos that is ...

Grammar · Post by **Grammar** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

J Michaels wrote:
Grammar wrote: I blame MTV for this blatant butchering of the English language.
You're welcome.

Remember, mayonnaise is only bad for you if you eat it.

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

i agree that ebonics has ruined the english language. the funny thing is that it is the "cool" thing to do these days. dont this kids realize that they sound like illiterate jackasses?

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

speaking of "RUINING"........ did anyone hear the butchering of "Black no.1" by HIM's singer???? it was for the roadrunner united concert. id rather hear country than that pure destruction of such a great band's song!!

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

actually i havent heard that one yet...know where i can download it? have u heard their covers of 'rebel yell' or 'dont fear the reaper'? i think they did a pretty good job of dont fear the reaper.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

i can email the song to you. the DL link from blabbermouth.net dooesnt work anymore. have you ever heard TON's version of Black no1?? youll need something to compare it to. it was a live show, so studio magic couldnt help this one!

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

sure email the link to me, i'll dl the original too. buriedalivehim@yahoo.com

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

cool thanks

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

I love that song!!! I think it is funny as hell. And, as for the video - if you don't like it, you might want to check your sexuality!!

Seriously, the first time I saw the video I thought Trace was making fun of all the rap videos - do you see the rings he is wearing on his hands! It is a riot. (plus the babes are very easy to watch).

I don't think of it as a sell out at all. I personally think Country music is the only genre right now that is doing anything fun. Every other style of muisc is stale to me. At least country keeps doing new stuff, and getting a bigger and bigger fan base all the time.

RAM Z · Post by **RAM Z** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Well put byndrsn !!

Norm Peterson · Post by **Norm Peterson** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

used to communicate through a series of grunts and bodily motions

You know Cliff, that's usually my stomach telling my hand to pour.

HIMfag666 · Post by **HIMfag666** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

well spellbound, HIM is obviously my favorite band, but even i cant defend that cover. It was terrible, i saw them live back in Nov. and they sounded incredible, but this song was just no good. its a shame.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

byndrsn wrote:I love that song!!! I think it is funny as hell. And, as for the video - if you don't like it, you might want to check your sexuality!!

Seriously, the first time I saw the video I thought Trace was making fun of all the rap videos - do you see the rings he is wearing on his hands! It is a riot. (plus the babes are very easy to watch).

I don't think of it as a sell out at all. I personally think Country music is the only genre right now that is doing anything fun. Every other style of muisc is stale to me. At least country keeps doing new stuff, and getting a bigger and bigger fan base all the time.

I agree with you 100% on this. I think at times they makeit to far .. I didn't say I don't like country music, on the contrary I like it a lot. I listen to it more than anything right now ..

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

I just got done watching video, sucky. THere might be a hint of humor, but I couldn't really listen to the song for long.

Too-tay · Post by **Too-tay** » Tuesday Jan 31, 2006

Jo likes to call me "stinky britches" before she whacks me with the toilet plunger.

yeah... BIG secret... she'z a butch!