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do you think mr. bookman ever molested penny on good times?

I like Adzuki beans Adzuki Beans: These are small, reddish-brown beans, rounded in shape with a point at one end. They have a strong, nutty, sweet flavour, and are much used in the macrobiotic diet, because as Eunice Farmilañt says in Macrobiotic Cooking they are "the most yang of Beans"....

So....how do we know that a bunch of drunks didn't write the bible? And what happens when the world blows up, and a zillion years from now, people from the center of the earth emerge, and find copies of a bunch of Pink Floyd albums & Hunter S. Thompson books & make that their religion? Think...

Perhaps, Zappa's Smoking Wife, it is the odor of your cloves that calms the beasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got pulled off of a barstool there by some wasted girl who thought i was one of her 'guy' friends. i thought i accidentally sat next to someone's boyfriend & was about to get killed. instead, she just chased me around all night slurring apologies....

How can grown men believe in God but not Santa Claus? Aren't they kinda both the same thing??? They see you when you're sleeping....so you'd better be good for goodness sakes. I know this has nothing to do with Bush's Baked Beans, but it's Friday at 4:15. Sorry.... haha

Q: How can you tell when a girl from West Virginia is having her period??


A: She's only wearing one sock!

I saw it on PCN this a.m. Phil peed on the handler during the prediction. I bet groundhog pee stinks!

I'm sorry, but I personally find the whole concept of dropping trou to be very, very funny. I would call it inappropriate had he done it at the Vatican, a Sweet Adelines concert, or even a Liberace performance, but an arse malfunction of that proportion in a football stadium where half the people ar...

Zappa's Wife = Grasshopper

she might have curbed the clove habit, but i passed her on the way home last night & her lip was packed full of chaw! She might lose her teeth from it, but she'll have the whitest lungs in blair county. rock on skoal sister!

I saw some of you mentioned Necrecedia...in case anyone's interested, Scott is now in a band based in Oakland, CA called October Allied. www.octoberallied.com

Didn't Yoko Ono do a toothpaste commercial where she was squeaking & making clicking noises with her teeth, smoking the toothbrush like a joint, while laying in bed naked with James Taylor as he assaulted her?

I would love it if one of you guitar afficianados checked out my fave band and gave me a report www.ween.com to me, thats the best guitar ever.... mickey melchiondo.... wang wang wang

I just re-read this post from this morning & realized how disrespectful it sounded! I didn't mean to imply that cancer is anything to laugh about. I didn't read the whole story about how he was about to have surgery....I think I'll change my login name to Insensitive Jackass for that one....Sorr...

James Brown, the "Godfather of Soul" and a legend in rap, rock and funk, has announced that he has prostate cancer.

Do you think he beat it too much?!?!?!?!

I like Manheim Steamroller the best. And although he is more of an interpreter of the compositions of others, Michael Flatley rules in Lord of the Dance. If anyone has ever seen him in his "Feet of Flames" performance, you will know what I'm talking about.

What's funny, is that my friends who appreciate music, and are fans of norman n. who have seen him before in concert, and also post on this page quite frequently, showed up at my house last night about 45 minutes after it started, and said it SUCKED. I said, what the hell do you expect from the acou...

hee hee hee... in addition to Barbara Streisand, I must admit that the Life of Brian was my first taste of full male frontal nudity!!!!! Always look on the bright side of life...do do do dodo dodo....

What is the first thought that came into your mind when you saw the topic? haha .... I thought about Barbara Streisand! HaHa

Whatever happened to Frank Dixon? I remember he could sing...is he still alive?

You know how those kids hang out in parking lots along Plank Road in Altoona w/ their little sport trucks & cars???? How funny would it be to take some piece of crap car, pull in next to them, pop your hood up & just hang out like 'Yeah, check out my ride....' I have thought of doing that 10...

sort of off the subject, why is it okay to show naked baby butts on diaper commercials, but it's not okay for priests to look at naked baby butts on the internet?

I just remembered a 48 hours I saw that talked about what grew on public pay phones & they found the things that cause boils on an ATM machine!!! Now I'm grossed out again... Also, I know that people are supposed to wash their hands before eating....did you ever think about how dirty your hands ...

Doesn't organized religion preach that the destination is heaven? and you're supposed to suffer on earth to get there? I don't get the quote. Sounds like something someone made up to sound cool, and just hoped no one really thought about it...maybe Charles Manson or something said it.