CSI West Viginia pilot cancelled!

[HurricaneBob]

CSI West Viginia pilot cancelled because of missing dental records and DNA samples being the same.

Source: NY Times

[esa]

::gasps:: That can't be true!

[becky]

tell me it's not true! my poor cousins uncles brothers sister is going to be so disappointed.

[RobTheDrummer]

I heard a rumor that it was cancelled for a few other reasons. I guess they didn't have enough chitlins and corndogs to pay the cast and crew. They also ran out of shoes...

Man, I love Stereotypes... Just look at what we're doing!!
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/webextra ... /index.htm

[f.sciarrillo]

I heard a rumor that it was cancelled for a few other reasons. I guess they didn't have enough chitlins and corndogs to pay the cast and crew. They also ran out of shoes...

Man, I love Stereotypes... Just look at what we're doing!!
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/webextra ... /index.htm

Arkansas is worse ....

[Brian of the Clan Plush]

The shoe part is just a rumor.....they actually had one pair of shoes and that was more than they needed

[Brian of the Clan Plush]

Rob....thats a good article.....I notice the girl with the mandolin ISN'T WEARING SHOES!! Bwaaaahaaahaaaa!!!!!!!!

[Hannibal]

And, a wife can't be compelled to testify against her husband, even if he is her [pick one] (brother) (cousin) (uncle) (father)

Is it still true that W VA foreplay is "yo, sis, you awake?"

[Banana Fandango]

Q: How can you tell when a girl from West Virginia is having her period??


A: She's only wearing one sock!

[ERiC_AiXeLsyD]

So this girl in WV can't find a date for the prom, and it comes down to it, & at the last minute the brother decides to take her because it's the right thing to do.

The sister agrees, and they go... all the while, he got her soem pretty flowers, is opening doors for her, and they get there... she doesn't wanna dance with her brother. He convinces here, saying it's the right thing to do... dancing with your date at the prom.

After they dance a while, he starts getting closer, & closer, & she asks what he's doing. He says that they're supposed to be dancing close like that, so she gives in and they hold each other tight.

On the way home, the brother pulls the car off into the woods, leans in & kisses his sister. She asks what he's doing and he says it's what's supposed to happen on a prom night, & he didn't want her to miss out on any of the fun she was supposed to have that night. So, she gives in & goes with it.

Not too long after that, they're in the back seat having sex... she looks up at him with a gleam in her eye in says, "You know, you're a lot better than dad."

To which he replied, "I know, mom told me."

[ToonaRockGuy]

You do know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia, right?
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Of course. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "teeth-brush".

[Ron]

Q: Why can't WV schools teach driver's education and sex education during the same semester?








A: The mule can't take it.

[RobTheDrummer]

Here be some West Virginian Medical Terms...

Benign... What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize... Made eye contact with her.
Colic... A sheep dog.
Coma... A punctuation mark.
D&C... Where Washington is.
Dilate... To live long.
Enema... Not a friend.
Fester... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula... A small lie.
G.I.Series... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.
Node... I knew it.
Outpatient... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery.
Rectum... Damn near killed him.
Secretion... Hiding something
Seizure... Roman emperor.
Tablet... A small table.
Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor... More than one.
Urine... Opposite of mine.
Varicose... Near by/close by