yesterday , im sitting here online and i notice some dude outside talking to some chick in a car. anyway, im gonna get to the bad stuff.
he backs away from her (so she cant see what he's doing) ,and proceeds to claw away at his ass. OF COURSE I WANTED TO YELL OUT THE WINDOW "KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!" but i didnt.
for like 10 mins, this guy was elbow-deep in his own ass. INSIDE the pants!!! he would back away, then go back up to her. then back away again for more knuckle-love. So, after 10 mins, of this guy getting his colon all over his fingertips.....he starts using his cell phone. YUCK. basically we have ASSHAND to the face now.
then they start holding hands and shit!!!! he's rubbing her hands and face. I couldnt believe it. NASTY.
i wish i had a vid camera, cause that guy wouldve been put all over the net.
shortly after the asshand face touching, she left. im hoping she could tell he had just shopped at fingerbutt a few mins before.
i felt bad for her, but then again, it was perfect. She was a preppy girl too, HAHAHA!!! oh well, i just thought id share that with everyone.



