Keep your hands out of your ASS

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Keep your hands out of your ASS

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hey everyone...

yesterday , im sitting here online and i notice some dude outside talking to some chick in a car. anyway, im gonna get to the bad stuff.
he backs away from her (so she cant see what he's doing) ,and proceeds to claw away at his ass. OF COURSE I WANTED TO YELL OUT THE WINDOW "KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!" but i didnt.

for like 10 mins, this guy was elbow-deep in his own ass. INSIDE the pants!!! he would back away, then go back up to her. then back away again for more knuckle-love. So, after 10 mins, of this guy getting his colon all over his fingertips.....he starts using his cell phone. YUCK. basically we have ASSHAND to the face now.
then they start holding hands and shit!!!! he's rubbing her hands and face. I couldnt believe it. NASTY.
i wish i had a vid camera, cause that guy wouldve been put all over the net.
shortly after the asshand face touching, she left. im hoping she could tell he had just shopped at fingerbutt a few mins before.
i felt bad for her, but then again, it was perfect. She was a preppy girl too, HAHAHA!!! oh well, i just thought id share that with everyone.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Damn! I knew it felt like someone was watching me yesterday....

Sorry you had to see me like that... At least you missed when I got home and chewed my fingernails!! haha...
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Keith, you need to get out of house more often!!!!
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This is the best thread on RP in a while. It would make a cool subject for a song. :D
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And then he went to work....prepping food at Prime Sirloin Buffet....
Who needs gold and diamonds when you can have chrome....
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hmmm tasty
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Sounds like he either needs some Preparation-H or just get a package of those shit paper moist wipes. The guy must not wipe his ass after shitting. His chick should've just drove away shouting "Fuckin' Hog". Maybe they're just secretly into the whole 'SCAT' scene (well by the sounds of it, they don't care who sees them).... And if you don't recognize the word 'scat', do a search for the word. You'll see sick fucks smearing shit all over theirselves & god forbid, if you can stomach it... even eating it. WOW! These people & their stomachs full of shit need to be caged-up at some kind of freak-show or just rocketed to a planet named 'Scat'.

SPELLBOUND: If you can remember the guy if you see him, his new name will be ASS-HAND & you should tell everyone. Maybe you could sneak up & put one of those 'kick me' signs on his back with his name on it saying 'Please Don't Kick Me - You Could Get Poop On Your Foot'. Just make sure he don't become alerted by you & turn around because I'm sure his 'ass-hands' will be in motion.... don't forget your Purell!
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I had another sighting of the a$$ picker today....

He was at Sams club giving out samples of chocolate pudding....
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