gee Starr... you're a nurse so maybe we should do our own study on the health benefits for men who regularly go down.
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Thanks MistressMistress_DB wrote:and a lovely set of ta-ta's they are.
gee Starr... you're a nurse so maybe we should do our own study on the health benefits for men who regularly go down.
That ain't a bad idea, either, like to see how many guys will respond to going down themselves...on women that is
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Just because the article was fake doesn't mean that we can't research this! All we need is a willing doctor who qualifies for federal research funding. I'm sure we could get Bill Clinton to get it earmarked for a minor fee!
How much could it cost?
15,000 subjects
x
(2 breast exams
x
150 per exam
+
52 weeks
x
2 bjs per week
x
50 bucks per bj)
+
200,000 doctor
100,000 assistant
100,000 rent (Rolling Rock Motel)
80,000 miscellaneous.
20,000 fee to Bill Clinton to get the research earmarked
=
$83,000,000
$83 million? No problem!
How much could it cost?
15,000 subjects
x
(2 breast exams
x
150 per exam
+
52 weeks
x
2 bjs per week
x
50 bucks per bj)
+
200,000 doctor
100,000 assistant
100,000 rent (Rolling Rock Motel)
80,000 miscellaneous.
20,000 fee to Bill Clinton to get the research earmarked
=
$83,000,000
$83 million? No problem!
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
Hey I would respond ... to women that is ! Tain't nothing wrong with check'n in with the "man in the boat" and if it would keep me from getting cancer in my balls I would be glad to clean the carpet on a regular basis ! 
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
Hell, yeah! There's a study I could get behind! Okay, not behind, that's just sick, but you know what I mean.
Of course, I'm a singer, and you know we're all orally fixated. If I can sing Johnny Cash's version of, "I've Been Everywhere," then play tongue-trills on a blues harmonica solo for 1/2 an hour, it's a pretty safe bet, I can light up all the lights, um, "after the gig."
And let's face it, ladies, guys are easier to "light" than women are. Hell, mine's gone off by accident a couple times while I was cleaning it. 
----->JMS
Of course, I'm a singer, and you know we're all orally fixated. If I can sing Johnny Cash's version of, "I've Been Everywhere," then play tongue-trills on a blues harmonica solo for 1/2 an hour, it's a pretty safe bet, I can light up all the lights, um, "after the gig."
And let's face it, ladies, guys are easier to "light" than women are. Hell, mine's gone off by accident a couple times while I was cleaning it. ----->JMS-
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Obviously, that wasn't a "real" study, but all jokes aside, MEN GET BREAST CANCER TOO! I wonder if gay men (who swallow) have a lower incidence than straight men? Something to consider, as you men might have to start giving head to each other just in case!
By the way, it's in incredibly bad taste to joke about breast cancer. When your mother/grandmother/aunt/sister/cousin/girlfriend/wife/daughter or YOU are diagnosed, I hope you feel Karma kicking you in the ass.
By the way, it's in incredibly bad taste to joke about breast cancer. When your mother/grandmother/aunt/sister/cousin/girlfriend/wife/daughter or YOU are diagnosed, I hope you feel Karma kicking you in the ass.
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Best wishes to you and your family as well.
Karma doesn't scare me cuz karma knows we're kidding.
Btw I have family with cancer and it almost got my mother but she caught it early. So go ask someone if you can borrow some sense of humor and a little take a joke for what it's worth.
Your Friend,
Dirty Sanchez
Karma doesn't scare me cuz karma knows we're kidding.
Btw I have family with cancer and it almost got my mother but she caught it early. So go ask someone if you can borrow some sense of humor and a little take a joke for what it's worth.
Your Friend,
Dirty Sanchez
"You are now either a clueless inbred brownshirt Teabagger, or a babykilling hippie Marxist on welfare."-Songsmith
Of course, we're not joking about breast cancer! Shame on you for assuming that. I lost my sister-in-law, the love of my brother's life, and for anyone to assume I'm that shallow is just saddening.
We're joking about oral sex.
I put that by itself so it's clear. Many people, especially women, are uncomfortable about oral sex. It depends on your upbringing, and your personality. I think it's perfectly acceptable, healthy, and hella fun. If you don't feel that way, that's your hang-up, and I'm not the least bit sorry. I think men & women are equal in the bedroom, and the give-and-take is funny sometimes. Lighten up! I bet you'd be the first to chime in with a little-dick joke... I'm a grown-ass man, I can take it. It's part of being a non-Puritan adult.
Here's one:
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? Four inches and 50 pounds. -------->JMS
We're joking about oral sex.
I put that by itself so it's clear. Many people, especially women, are uncomfortable about oral sex. It depends on your upbringing, and your personality. I think it's perfectly acceptable, healthy, and hella fun. If you don't feel that way, that's your hang-up, and I'm not the least bit sorry. I think men & women are equal in the bedroom, and the give-and-take is funny sometimes. Lighten up! I bet you'd be the first to chime in with a little-dick joke... I'm a grown-ass man, I can take it. It's part of being a non-Puritan adult.
Here's one:
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? Four inches and 50 pounds.
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DirtySanchez Posted: Friday May 19, 2006 Post subject:
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I have a four inch-fifty pound penis.
I've been meaning to see a doctor about it
I think the problem is sperm build up....better get it taped before it blows a hole in the side. [/quote]
Where there is light, there is Hope!
You guys are freak'n killi'n me !LMAO 
A guy goes to see his doctor about a problem with his penis.
When he gets to the office he says " doc. I have this problem with my penis and I don't know what's wrong . I have a red ring and a black ring around the base of it ! "
Doctor)" O.k. sir just pull down your pants and let me exammine it and then I run some tests and I'll let you know right away , this shouldn't take long ."
The doctor exammines the man and then heads to the lab to do some tests. A few minutes later the doctor returns to the room where the concerned man is waiting and says to him....." well I got good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first ? "
Man) "Of course I want the good news first doc, give it to me !"
Doctor) "All right then sir here's the good news. The red ring tests came back as lipstick ."
Man)" Alright !! the man shouted that's awsome !"
Doctor) Now for the bad news, that black ring turned out to be tobacco juice !!
A guy goes to see his doctor about a problem with his penis.
When he gets to the office he says " doc. I have this problem with my penis and I don't know what's wrong . I have a red ring and a black ring around the base of it ! "
Doctor)" O.k. sir just pull down your pants and let me exammine it and then I run some tests and I'll let you know right away , this shouldn't take long ."
The doctor exammines the man and then heads to the lab to do some tests. A few minutes later the doctor returns to the room where the concerned man is waiting and says to him....." well I got good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first ? "
Man) "Of course I want the good news first doc, give it to me !"
Doctor) "All right then sir here's the good news. The red ring tests came back as lipstick ."
Man)" Alright !! the man shouted that's awsome !"
Doctor) Now for the bad news, that black ring turned out to be tobacco juice !!
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
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If peach juice is healthy I should live to 100.Starr wrote:Thanks Mistress :DMistress_DB wrote:and a lovely set of ta-ta's they are. :D
gee Starr... you're a nurse so maybe we should do our own study on the health benefits for men who regularly go down.
That ain't a bad idea, either, like to see how many guys will respond to going down themselves...on women that is ;)
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"So this one time I was walking on the beach trying to keep my python in my speedos when this hottie with a bottle of lotion walked up to me........( Oh wait...you said Woofburger!) 
Ok one of my storys...lol
Man cuddles up to his girlfriend at night and says," Hey hunny how bout alittle?".
She replies,"Not tonight hun I have a gynocologist appointment tomm."
He rolls over and sighs.......
Then rolls back over and askes," You don't have a dentist appointment do you?"
Ok one of my storys...lol
Man cuddles up to his girlfriend at night and says," Hey hunny how bout alittle?".
She replies,"Not tonight hun I have a gynocologist appointment tomm."
He rolls over and sighs.......
Then rolls back over and askes," You don't have a dentist appointment do you?"
"Proud endorser of Saluda cymbals"
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"Growing old is mandatory,, Growing up is optional!"
http://www.saludacymbals.com/c/bfogelsonger.php
"Growing old is mandatory,, Growing up is optional!"