After the Gig!

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Here's a good article for all musicians to carry with them......

http://www.murdzplace.com/cnn.htm

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Here jangel, i fixed the link. This has to be preached!!!
I just sent a link to my wife!

http://www.murdzplace.com/cnn.htm

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Right On!!!

brokenstrings · Post by **brokenstrings** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Damn, My girlfriend is in dire danger. Prevention is the best deterrent.

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday May 18, 2006

That's what we all need to hear now! Remove this frickin' thread, please! I beg of you!

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Starr wrote:That's what we all need to hear now! Remove this frickin' thread, please! I beg of you!

Knee pad sale at Sears!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Two things:
First... YESS!!!

Second... where did they find the 15,000 "swallowers," and how do I get a research job like THAT?!!-------------->JMS

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday May 18, 2006

If you find out Johnny, let me know. I'll go along too.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thursday May 18, 2006

You know, they say biting nipples and pulling on them and stuff increases the risk of breast cancer...Therefore, no need to worry about biting and tweakin on nipples because all she has to do is finish the deal and it evens out.

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Knee pad sale at Sears!

a small size mouthwash is free for every set of kneepads!
tucks right in a guitar case.

Gallowglass · Post by **Gallowglass** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Remember ladies, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure".

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Oh noooo...I'm feeling smothered...where are my fellow females!?! Helppp.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Aww come on Starr...you're a hairbear for crying out loud! You're probably one of the biggest supporters of this movement!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Yeah, if there was one sexual move that would have women paying OUR bills, we fellas would all gladly do it... but there ain't. I'm still willing to try, though.

------>JMS

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Starr honey, if you read the names of the "Doctors" closely, I'm fairly certain it's a joke.
MEN ARE SO FUNNY!

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Hey we're only thinking of you girl's health!

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Thursday May 18, 2006

sluts make the world go 'round.

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday May 18, 2006

RobTheDrummer wrote:Aww come on Starr...you're a hairbear for crying out loud! You're probably one of the biggest supporters of this movement!

Heyyyyyyyyy....Here, now!

Trucula...I'm sure you are....but we all know if it benefits a man, it's worth thinkin' about, righhhtt???

homerski · Post by **homerski** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Even though I was praying that this was for real, alas:

http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/conte ... tearea=MED

JH

RAM Z · Post by **RAM Z** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Damn it ! I thought they were on to something too, well that doesn't mean our women still can't do it though, oh that's right I forgot it won't benifit them now I guess ! l.o.l

You gotta admit that was a pretty good try though !

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday May 18, 2006

This is a very interesting TRUE article I read just last night:

Last Chromosome in Human Genome Sequenced

LONDON - Scientists have reached a landmark point in one of the world's most important scientific projects by sequencing the last chromosome in the Human Genome, the so-called "book of life". Chromosome 1 contains nearly twice as many genes as the average chromosome and makes up eight percent of the human genetic code. It is packed with 3,141 genes and linked to 350 illnesses including cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease. "This achievement effectively closes the book on an important volume of the Human Genome Project," said Dr Simon Gregory who headed the sequencing project at the Sanger Institute in England. The project was started in 1990 to identify the genes and DNA sequences that provide a blueprint for human beings.
Chromosome 1 is the biggest and contains, per chromosome, the greatest number of genes.
"Therefore it is the region of the genome to which the greatest number of diseases have been localized," added Gregory, from Duke University in the United States.
The sequence of chromosome 1, which is published online by the journal Nature, took a team of 150 British and American scientists 10 years to complete.
Researchers around the world will be able to mine the data to improve diagnostics and treatments for cancers, autism, mental disorders and other illnesses.

Final chapter

Chromosomes, which are found in the nucleus of a cell, are thread-like structures that contain genes which determine the characteristics of an individual.
The human genome has an estimated 20,000 to 25,000 genes. The sequencing of chromosome 1 has led to the identification of more than 1,000 new genes.
"We are moving into the next phase which will be working out what the genes do and how they interact," Gregory told Reuters. The genetic map of chromosome 1 has already been used to identify a gene for a common form of cleft lip and palate. It will also improve understanding of what processes lead to genetic diversity in populations, according to Gregory.
Each chromosome is made up of a molecule of DNA in the shape of a double helix which is composed of four chemical bases represented by the letters A (adenine), T (thymine), G (guanine) and C (cytosine). The arrangement, or sequence, of the letters determines the cell's genetic code.
The scientists also identified 4,500 new SNPs -- single nucleotide polymorphisms -- which are the variations in human DNA that make people unique.
SNPs contain clues about why some people are susceptible to diseases like cancer or malaria, the best way to diagnose and treat them and how they will respond to drugs.

MSNBC

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday May 18, 2006

:: notices Yankee Rose avoiding the subject of fellatio and the consumption of said, um, "effluent."::

------>JMS

WitchChic · Post by **WitchChic** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Starr wrote:Oh noooo...I'm feeling smothered...where are my fellow females!?! Helppp.

HERE I am!!!!

OMG I bet you any amount of money if that IS true the study was done by men!!! YUP YUP!!!

Oh great now we will have to do it for our health our men will just be being concerned for our Breast, hmmm isnt that interesting...Its a win win situation for them now isnt it...

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday May 18, 2006

Songsmith, I'm not avoiding anything...but all of that's information you will NEVER have first-hand (no pun intended) knowledge of.

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday May 18, 2006

WitchChic wrote:
Starr wrote:Oh noooo...I'm feeling smothered...where are my fellow females!?! Helppp.
HERE I am!!!!

OMG I bet you any amount of money if that IS true the study was done by men!!! YUP YUP!!!

Oh great now we will have to do it for our health our men will just be being concerned for our Breast, hmmm isnt that interesting...Its a win win situation for them now isnt it...

Eh...I guess if you like giving head it's all good.

. Consider my tits healthy then!