HEYYYYY

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

Well, there was this one guy... he might not have been gay... but he WAS a pretty good kisser.

------->JMS

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

undercoverjoe wrote:
lonewolf wrote:We (Penetrator) played a gig right after one of the Chippendale? shows.

After they were done, we had a nice herd, er crowd and we dedicated "All The Small Things" to the dance review.
Penetrator was a nice band. How long has it been since you played together Wolf?

We split up in June 2001. Mickey, Phil and I have jammed together a few times since.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

songsmith wrote:If it wasn't for the big wang, I'd get no action at all! -------->JMS

I realize those were good computers in their day, but I'd think a 3.0Ghz P4 would dust one of those big old Wang desktops.

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

SavageHeart wrote:wave their weenies in your face....wait, real guys do that too!!! (the weenie waving thing...why do guys do that?)

Helicopter!!!!!!!!!

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

undercoverjoe wrote:
lonewolf wrote:We (Penetrator) played a gig right after one of the Chippendale? shows.

After they were done, we had a nice herd, er crowd and we dedicated "All The Small Things" to the dance review.
Penetrator was a nice band. How long has it been since you played together Wolf?

ha ha he said penetrate!!!

SheWolf · Post by **SheWolf** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

Well kissmydagoass Im still waiting....... are you Rose???
What the hell is a giggle party?? and Rose you had me cracking up giggle panties ha ha ha Im still lauging over that one.

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

SheWolf wrote:Well kissmydagoass Im still waiting....... are you Rose???
What the hell is a giggle party?? and Rose you had me cracking up giggle panties ha ha ha Im still lauging over that one.

Oops sorry doing that college studying thing. I had a big test in Genetics, Ecology and Evolution today, I think I did pretty good. Anywho, Giggle Parties are sexual aid parties. I prefer that to sex toy party because it seems pretty narrowed to just women's intrest when I sell quite a few products that benefit couples as well. I'm independent consultant for a company called Giggle Parties. I really like my company it's very tasteful and well done. You can check out my website http://www.kathythetoylady.com.
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YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

Well, there now, you see? Not so funny NOW, is it??? "Giggle PaNties" just might be something your company would sell.

Thanks for letting us curious minds know and good luck with your exam score! I have to tell you, your class sounds very interesting!

(Yeah, I know, it's still LOL funny, but if anyone happens to patent such a product, I hope they give me a some sort of recognition, if not a cut!

)

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Feb 16, 2006

Wang computers... I remember many years ago there was a controversial TV documentary about sex and reproduction, broadcast by CBS in prime time. As it started, the announcer said,"... The Body Human, Sex and the Human Animal... brought to you by... Wang!"
My dad literally did a spit-take with his coffee. I was maybe 14, and to a 14-year-old dork, man, that's comedy gold.----->JMS

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

ok let's spell it out for the boys in the forum... Chippendale dancers are to us girls what Playboy is to you guys. It's not real. It's all fantasy. So what if most of them boys are queer. We're not looking to take them home with us. We're looking for fantasy material after we buy one of those toys at those Giggle Parties.

Speaking of those type of parties. I think the idea for them came from women who were too embarrised to walk into a sex shop, plop a big old 12 inch vibrator on the counter and proudly admit she's buying it for herself.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

Mistress_DB wrote:ok let's spell it out for the boys in the forum... Chippendale dancers are to us girls what Playboy is to you guys. It's not real. It's all fantasy.

WHAT??? I don't think I want to hear about this!!!!!

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

songsmith wrote:Well, there was this one guy... he might not have been gay... but he WAS a pretty good kisser. ------->JMS

That's funny!...reminds me of the line: "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is!",he said.

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

Mistress_DB wrote:ok let's spell it out for the boys in the forum... Chippendale dancers are to us girls what Playboy is to you guys. It's not real. It's all fantasy. So what if most of them boys are queer. We're not looking to take them home with us. We're looking for fantasy material after we buy one of those toys at those Giggle Parties.

Speaking of those type of parties. I think the idea for them came from women who were too embarrised to walk into a sex shop, plop a big old 12 inch vibrator on the counter and proudly admit she's buying it for herself.

Yeah except Chippendales don't have their genitals airburshed.

Or it could be the creepy guy that always seems to be lurking behind the counter. Or it could also be the fact that most women wouldn't know what to buy or how to take care of it if they did buy something.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

Here-here on the Playboy airbrush. That may have been cool when I was 14 and warping my perception of what women are supposed to look like. Now, it just seems... fake. Everybody knows my boob fixation, and there's only one kind that turn me off. Implants. Oh, I understand why women get 'em, I just don't like 'em. Small boobs are way nicer than fake ones, any day. And airbrushing a zit or something is okay, I guess, but I find imperfections to be more real, and more sexy. I like amateur girly pictures better that Playboy, because that's a real live woman there, and not a made-up character. Cinderella doesn't do it for me, Cindy down the street is hot.
As for the Giggle parties, rock on, ladies. A woman being a sexual being is, and pay attention here, a really really good thing. If there's one thing I hate, it's the double standard that makes women feel guilty about things a man sees as second nature. Guilt is poison. Many men want a woman to be sexual only on demand, and be a schoolmarm otherwise, and it's just not realistic. I think it's tied to our insecurities, but we gotta get over it if we want a whole partner.
Whew. I reread what I wrote, and it sounds like B.S. but I believe every word. How Dr Phil!

--------->JMS

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Friday Feb 17, 2006

A man wants a woman who can be a lady in the living room and a whore in his bed. However, it's when men tend to catagorize women into just one catagory or the other that problems arise. Society for years have repressed women's sexuality. That it is wrong for women to be sexual creatures just like their male counterparts.

It's amazing how many men still believe sex is something that should be given on demand in the dark with no fuss from the woman at all. And she shouldn't enjoy it at all or expect any of her needs to be taken care of.

Kinda like the man who insists he has to have a virgin bride. Again it's that stereotype. God forbid she knows what gets her boat rockin and he can't get the job done.