Flyers on cars

[ToonaRockGuy]

~~~~This relaxing break from the general attitude of this topic is brought to you by your friends at Dolly Madison, Krispy Creme, Dunkin' Donuts, Hostess, and Little Debbie. Thank you.~~~~

Now, we return you to your insane topic.

[BDR]

HEY, 'TOONA, F*@# YOU, MAN! I SAW YOU LURK'N AROUND THE CREEK LAST SUNDAY, POURING BEER INTO IT, AND I THINK IT'S BULLSH@T!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT, IF EXPOSED TO HOPS AND BARLEY, THE RAINBOW TROUT WILL FADE TO A DULL TAN COLOR? THIS IS SERIOUS SH@T, MAN, AND IT'S NOTH'N TO JOKE ABOUT!!! I JUST THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS A BLAND-COLOR FISH IS A LAUGHING MATTER!!!!

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[BDR]

Ummmm. excuse me, but, how did Scream get involved in this?

Sometimes I wish people would both read AND comprehend the meaning of words when they form sentences.

EXPLANATION: Randy, A.K.A. Redneck Punk, is from the same town as the two aforementioned bands. Randy, being proud of the project he is involved with and also having friends and family in that region, very clearly stated he would like his band to have the same following in his neck of the woods as these two other local bands. At no point did he say, "Scream has anything to do with this 'thing.'" But, I guess, if you want to, feel free to continue to add meaning to words that plainly state their actual meaning.

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[bassist_25]

~~~~This relaxing break from the general attitude of this topic is brought to you by your friends at Dolly Madison, Krispy Creme, Dunkin' Donuts, Hostess, and Little Debbie. Thank you.~~~~

Mmmm, pastries.

[Bag]

Ummmm. excuse me, but, how did Scream get involved in this?

Sometimes I wish people would both read AND comprehend the meaning of words when they form sentences.

EXPLANATION: Randy, A.K.A. Redneck Punk, is from the same town as the two aforementioned bands. Randy, being proud of the project he is involved with and also having friends and family in that region, very clearly stated he would like his band to have the same following in his neck of the woods as these two other local bands. At no point did he say, "Scream has anything to do with this 'thing.'" But, I guess, if you want to, feel free to continue to add meaning to words that plainly state their actual meaning.

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Sorry.
I guess reading comprehension was NOT my friend.

[BDR]

Sorry back atcha, Just making sure Randy's point was getting across. He's a stand-up guy.

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[songsmith]

Beans, man. Take a handful of beans, I like the hydroponically-grown beans from the Vancouver area of British Columbia, take those beans and roll them into a Zig-Zag wide-and-a-half,roll between the thumbs and forefingers, lick that fatboy down the side, and set it down on that old Rush 2112 LP for a moment. Allow it to dry a bit whilst you retrieve a Zippo stolen from your Dad many years ago, and a surgical hemostat (yeah, Mom, I use that for tying trout flies...). Now, lay the needle of the old BSR on the outer edge of that Rush LP and turn the volume up to about 8 or so, any higher and it'll distort and sound like sh*t. Ignore your Mom beating on the bedroom wall, she'll get over it. Crack a window, sit back down on the bed, and lovingly pick up the fatboy and gingerly clamp it between the dryest part of your lips. Flip the Zippo top and using your thumb, turn the little serrated wheel sharply, creating a slightly petroleum-smelling flame. Touch this flame to the end of the fatty and slowly draw a breath through your mouth, being careful not to singe your hair or Confederate-flag bandanna. Inhale pensively, savoring the taste, aroma, and psychtropic qualities of the beans. Hold the bean-smoke in your lungs for as long as is comfortable, then slowly exhale, watching the cloud of bean-smoke as faces and patterns of wonderfulness swirl in and out of existence. Sing along to the LP. You are a priest of the Temples of Syrinx. Great computers fill your hallowed halls.
As the bean cigarette is consumed by the small red heat at it's tip, lean back on the bed and let your mind wander, and it will. You may even compose about 37 complete songs in the next five minutes. In the five minutes after that, you will forget them all. Screw it. Life is good.
This revealing look at my teenaged years brought to you by BEANS. Before long, you will no longer remember it, or this thread, or the trivial arguement it contains. People said stuff, people got embarrassed, people learned lessons... I know pretty much everybody involved, and I think you're all above it. Think about it.-------->JMS

[BDR]

But Johnny, you have to admit, this was much more fun and more interesting surfing than "virtual etch-a-sketch ..."

And I bet you know we're playing at COUNTY LINE INN, July 16 ...

Ah yes, this thread was an example of Marketing 101 ... There's no such thing as "bad press." Think about that.

I'm taking you're advice on the fatty, though, regardless.

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[songsmith]

Gotcha. The County Line won't even return our phone calls, even though we'd kill there, so you got me there. And, oh joy, we're at Huntingdon Moose (thanks, Felix!) that night, so there goes our crowd... unless... we get a hundred or so flyers printed, and head down the Double-Deuce...
Just kidding.--------->JMS

[bassist_25]

Yep, while the original purpose of the thread was suppose to be a discussion about flyers, the last two pages have been some subtle (and some not so subtle) plugs for the County Line Inn show. The avatars, the plug in big red print, the link in my signature: I'm just taking this very halirious opportunity to let everyone know about the gig. People are watching this thread (870 views right now), and I can guarantee that majority of them can see that I have one eye closed and my tongue in my cheek. The person who originally had a problem with the flyers has done nothing but inadvertantly help us promote this show. Controversey sells - just ask Madonna.

P.s. Rush kicks ass!!!

P.s.s. Johnny, if you ever do get a gig at County Line (or any other club we are playing at), you're more than welcome to flyer the cars out in the parking lot.

[SATAN]

Thanks Rob for clearing that up. Bag I totally invite you to come the the County Line and check us out. Scream is a good band and it's such a shame that they are having drummer problems right now. However, I wish them the best of luck.I Am not a Scream hater but a supporter. Hell I wear a Scream t-shirt when I play sometimes. Hopefully we will be getting Bad daZe shirts Soon!!!!!

SATAN

[Bag]

Thanks Rob for clearing that up. Bag I totally invite you to come the the County Line and check us out. Scream is a good band and it's such a shame that they are having drummer problems right now. However, I wish them the best of luck.I Am not a Scream hater but a supporter. Hell I wear a Scream t-shirt when I play sometimes. Hopefully we will be getting Bad daZe shirts Soon!!!!!

SATAN

If I'm not working I'll be there around 10:00 pm. If I am working, I'll be there around 12:30 am. Youz guyz better KICK SOME AZZ!

[YankeeRose]

I have some litter that needs picked up, any volunteers?

Red, "don't forget to put it in your "Recycle Bin", Bwahahahahaha! THANKS, that was a good one!
Jones, you have "litter" that needs "picked up"? Is THAT what you're calling it these days?

[YankeeRose]

HEY, 'TOONA, F*@# YOU, MAN! I SAW YOU LURK'N AROUND THE CREEK LAST SUNDAY, POURING BEER INTO IT, AND I THINK IT'S BULLSH@T!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT, IF EXPOSED TO HOPS AND BARLEY, THE RAINBOW TROUT WILL FADE TO A DULL TAN COLOR? THIS IS SERIOUS SH@T, MAN, AND IT'S NOTH'N TO JOKE ABOUT!!! I JUST THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS A BLAND-COLOR FISH IS A LAUGHING MATTER!!!!

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Dude, I don't know how you're thinking up this stuff, but it's priceless!



Peace,
YankeeRose

[ToonaRockGuy]

BadDazeRob wrote:
"HEY, 'TOONA, F*@# YOU, MAN! I SAW YOU LURK'N AROUND THE CREEK LAST SUNDAY, POURING BEER INTO IT, AND I THINK IT'S BULLSH@T!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT, IF EXPOSED TO HOPS AND BARLEY, THE RAINBOW TROUT WILL FADE TO A DULL TAN COLOR? THIS IS SERIOUS SH@T, MAN, AND IT'S NOTH'N TO JOKE ABOUT!!! I JUST THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS A BLAND-COLOR FISH IS A LAUGHING MATTER!!!! "


....there was a creek there??

[BDR]

The County Line won't even return our phone calls ...

Hook me up with some flyers, bro, we'll paper our own cars and I'll definitely put in the word with John.

... we're at Huntingdon Moose (thanks, Felix!) that night ...

Hey, I'm a Moose! You shouldn't have a problem with the crowd. They have a close to 2,000-person membership right now and they're usually busy on entertainment nights.

BTW, I can't wait to get the chance to see your new project. I bet it tears. Maybe we can discuss marketing strategies over one of those "bean cigarettes" you were talking about sometime.

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[BDR]

I'd love to upload the Avatar ...

Yankee, if you want, change your password, then send me the new password via PM, I'll upload the avatar, then you can change your password back.

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[bassist_25]

BTW, I can't wait to get the chance to see your new project. I bet it tears. Maybe we can discuss marketing strategies over one of those "bean cigarettes" you were talking about sometime.

I just checked it out tonight and it smokes (pun not intended). I was dissappointed that the throwdown machine was in the shop due to SideStep's recent automotive misfortune, but Johnny and the boys rocked Bennigan's none the less.

[songsmith]

Thanks, Rob. It's have to be actual beans, because I'm not partaking in the "other" stuff. Something about getting your name in the paper and disappointing your wife and family takes a lot of the fun out of that. I do, however still feel that it should be legalized, and controlled like (hell, INSTEAD OF) booze. Think of how cool bar fights would be:
"Dude, you're freak-dancing with my chick, man." "Oh, sorry for the bummer vibe, man, I didn't even realize." "Yeah, like no problem, man, it's all good... whoa wait, that's not my chick, it's a coat rack." "Dude, turn me on to some of that and I'll hook you up... my Dad drives for Frito-f**kin'-Lay, man." End of barfight.------->JMS

[RAM Z]

Hey Jones, I would love to help with your litter problem by the way! Sorry about all the "trash" talk about everything but here's an idea (hopefully a better one than before).. maybe everyone could get together and do a Rockpage annual road clean up day! That surely would bring some good press for everyone and the music community and help do our part to preserve this wonderful state we all live in!

[BDR]

Sign us up ...

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[RAM Z]

That would be awsome Rob! Someone would have to get things roll'n though,I'm not very good at get'n stuff started !(well, trouble I guess but that is besides the point) I'm very passionate about our enviroment and the way we all treat it and I really think this idea would be a great thing to get go'n! And then we all can stand back and be proud of what we've done over one of those notorious "bean smokes"!

[Jim Price]

RAM Z said:

Hey Jones, I would love to help with your litter problem by the way! Sorry about all the "trash" talk about everything but here's an idea (hopefully a better one than before).. maybe everyone could get together and do a Rockpage annual road clean up day! That surely would bring some good press for everyone and the music community and help do our part to preserve this wonderful state we all live in!

I just happen to be a board member with the Blair County Chapter of PA Cleanways. We do dumpsite clean-ups, and also encourage volunteer groups and businesses to "adopt" streets and roadways to clean. I'd have to look up details, but I think to officially adopt a road, it would require cleaning it twice annually (usually in spring and fall).

We also coordinate projects with the Huntingdon County chapter of Cleanways, so perhaps we can coordinate a Rockpage adoption of a stretch of highway.

To learn more about PA Cleanways and how adoptions work, you can check out the website www.pacleanways.org. You can also access the local chapters through that site.

[HurricaneBob]

songsmith wrote:
... we're at Huntingdon Moose (thanks, Felix!) that night ...


Yeah man, the Moose has a built in crowd, real fun too, thanks for helping us out, were going to school that night, Allmans! shhh!

[BDR]

Hey RAM Z, like I said, I'm all about picking up trash, and speaking of that, one of your "Johnny-come-lately" band members left some trash on our guestbook ...

Your name: KODY / S.O.S
Your message: So whats up you bunch of backstabbin bitches!!!! You come to our show to put up your cheap ass pieces of paper on everyones car, how fuckin origional!!! I guess its on now, just tell me one thing, how many of your shows did we come to and advertise our shit?...... NONE!!!! So why ya gotta be assholes?? But if you wanna play hardball i guess we can too!! Oh yeah, anyone can be #1 on rockpage when you click on your damn name all day long, Have a nice fuckin weekend you worthless fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2 July 2005
Where in the world?: Breathin down your worthless neck!!!!
IP address: 205.188.116.65

Maybe you could school him a little on this before he ends up looking really stupid ...

P.S. As Ron can explain, it is IMPOSSIBLE to pad the hit counters on Rockpage ...

P.P.S. Ron: I know you've said about doing away with that counter, but I'd personally ask that you leave it up ... Don't do away with it because of some jerk-off. It's a great marketing tool.

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