Blumpkin

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Monday Jun 20, 2005

Guitar I think you should compile a complete list and what they all mean so that way we are all in the know and should we ever need to use them we use them properly.

Craven Sound · Post by **Craven Sound** » Monday Jun 20, 2005

Glass Bottom Boat- You can use either a piece of Saran wrap or a glass coffee table- Basically you do a #2 onto the see-through while somone is beneath looking through it.

Cleveland Steamer- basically your #2 on the chest; you watch the steam roll off.

Dirty Sanchez- After your done with business, you stick your finger up her chute, and as she turns around, give her a small brown moustache.

The Houdini (Probably the best one)- Only works doggy-style, just before your finished, spit on her back; she'll think that you have finished and she pulls away. Instead, you'll have a surprise money shot to put in the place of your liking.

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Monday Jun 20, 2005

The "Warren Moon" everyone know what number he wore? Well after giving one up the back door, you spin her around and paint the # 1 on her chest with some booby business!

The "Danza Slap" is when you slap the face of your partner with your member during fallacio while asking "Who's the Boss?".

The Dirty Sanchez has also been referred to as "The Butterfinger"!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

He's just jealous because he's never signed a woman's body after a show.

ERiC_AiXeLsyD · Post by **ERiC_AiXeLsyD** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

I've heard the term "blumpkin" in reference to that act a lot more than "Hot Carl" or the "Fume Job"... actually, I've never heard "fume job".

This dude is entertaining, he needs a MySpace.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

Craven Sound wrote:Glass Bottom Boat- You can use either a piece of Saran wrap or a glass coffee table- Basically you do a #2 onto the see-through while somone is beneath looking through it.

Cleveland Steamer- basically your #2 on the chest; you watch the steam roll off.

Dirty Sanchez- After your done with business, you stick your finger up her chute, and as she turns around, give her a small brown moustache.

The Houdini (Probably the best one)- Only works doggy-style, just before your finished, spit on her back; she'll think that you have finished and she pulls away. Instead, you'll have a surprise money shot to put in the place of your liking.

I'm somewhat disturbed that you're so learned on these terms.

Post by **Ron** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

That "Danza Slap" move might also get you a "Mumbling Lorena Bobbit". Ouch!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

Ah, yes, the site administrator is taking part in the potty humor ... excellent ...

r:>)

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

I bet Tony Danza is more famous for that than he is anything else he has ever done...

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

"Mumbling Lorena Bobbit"...

GOOD ONE!

I second what bassist25 says, only with Dan. I'm somewhat disturbed that HE is so learned on those terms...he's so innocent looking!

Without a doubt, I've NEVER "been on the boat"! Why anyone would want to see someone else take a crap escapes me, but "whatever floats their boat", or "different strokes for different folks"...er,
something like that!

As far as "painting", especially on the face? In my opinion (Keep in mind, opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one!), that's degrading and being in a most vulnerable position yourself, you'd best "look out"!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

YankeeRose wrote:
I second what bassist25 says, only with Dan. I'm somewhat disturbed that HE is so learned on those terms...he's so innocent looking!

Whoah, wait a second.... I never said anything of experience...

I'm only sharing what I've learned through Bar room humor

I am innocent

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

GUITARII wrote:
YankeeRose wrote:
I second what bassist25 says, only with Dan. I'm somewhat disturbed that HE is so learned on those terms...he's so innocent looking!

Whoah, wait a second.... I never said anything of experience... I'm only sharing what I've learned through Bar room humor

I am innocent

Don't lie, sexy, they all know about us.

Meowburger · Post by **Meowburger** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

That is so dirtay!!!

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

Well GuitarII and DMFJ, I guess "the cat's out of the bag"?

"Meowburger"...that's not in the same genre as "kitten biscuits", is it?

PURRRRRRRRRRRRR

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

YankeeRose wrote: Well GuitarII and DMFJ, I guess "the cat's out of the bag"?

I never kept it in the bag.

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

I have a bag under my bed, it's full of index fingers from The drifters I have killed over the last 14 years.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

I think I understand what you're getting at, DMFJ...are you saying you're quite "open", you keep it "outside the box", so everyone's "in the loop"???

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

"I never kept it in the Bag"

"I have a Bag under my bed..."

Hey guys, leave me outta this!

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

Heres what i found for hot carl, ironic!

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

Doesn't look like poop at all.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

WOW Imgrimm01, your keen powers of observation are simply astounding!
You're right, that's NOT poop!

Sorry, I can go overboard with sarcasm, I know, but I can't help it!
BTW, any of those drifters from New Jersey??? I used to know someone from there who constantly put down PA, talk about ironic! He was/is a sad, miserable excuse for a human being, in more ways than one.

ANY WAY, it just goes to show you, one man's "Hot Carl" is another man's..."Hot Carl"!

ERiC_AiXeLsyD · Post by **ERiC_AiXeLsyD** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

To anyone wantign definitions for these terms, try www.urbandictionary.com.

ERiC_AiXeLsyD · Post by **ERiC_AiXeLsyD** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

YankeeRose wrote:I think I understand what you're getting at, DMFJ...are you saying you're quite "open", you keep it "outside the box", so everyone's "in the loop"???

Are you hitting on me?

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

DMFJ, I realize this is a stupid question/statement, but I'm "saying" it any way! You really ARE that perverted, aren't you...that is, to think that _I_ was hitting on YOU? Dear boy, last thought on my mind. In other words - no, I don't "want your hot body", I was just having some good, clean, - er, well, I don't know about "good" or "clean", but I'm having fun just the same! By "everyone's in the loop", I meant all Genders, not all people. I would think you MORE than have your hands, et cetera, full with Esa AND Dan to even let THAT thought cross your mind!

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