Anyone in the mood for something FUNNY! (Worth Reading)

Mackovyak · Post by **Mackovyak** » Sunday May 08, 2005

Ok, so last night I have a session...the client comes in and the conversation goes something like this......

JM: So what are we doing?

Client: (White guy, about 35/40ish) Well, I've been making money as a movie extra, but I want to start getting more work at it. My agent wants to put together a promo pack and he wants it to include a vocal demo.

JM: Cool. So are you going to sing something, or is this a dialogue demo?

Client: Well, I thought I'd sing.

JM: Cool. Do you have any music or is just accapella (sp??).

Client: I don't have the music, but I know the words to a lot of songs.

JM: (getting confused) Ok.

So the Client goes into the vocal booth and we do a couple level checks and some eq'ing.

JM: So what are we going to do?

Client: Take it Easy by the Eagles?

JM: Cool (this should be interesting, no music!)

After about 45 minutes of butchering this song and getting nowhere, conversation turns to this.......

Client: I want to do something different.

JM: Ok

Client: I have a lot of black friends, but I don't hang out with them at night.

JM: ???? (Sitting in silence)

Client: I picked up a lot off of them and I think I'm going to rap instead. It seems to be pretty popular right now.

JM: Ok, what song are you going to do?

Client: I'll just make it up as I go.

JM: Freestyle!!!!

Client: (Looking puzzled.)

JM: Nevermind, do you want me to make you a quick beat or are you going to wing it.

Client: You can make a beat?

JM: Sure, give me a half hour. It's still billable time, but the beat is yours to keep. I don't hold any copyright.

Client: (Looking puzzled)

JM: I have to charge you to make the beat, it isn't free.

Client: Ok, I'll go up and grab something to eat.

JM: Cool.

So, the client comes back and I have the beat ready. He then pulls off some of the most horrid white boy rapping ever! Thank God he was in the back vocal booth and couldn't see me laughing. Well....here it is.....an online exclusive......

FYI: For those not familiar with S. Florida.....Pompano is a little town outside of Fort Lauderdale....Hallandale is a suburb of North Miami.

http://www.freewebs.com/justinmack/danjmmix.mp3

Enjoy

Justin

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Sunday May 08, 2005

It sounds like he should have taken old sKool's advice and "got in touch with his hip-hop side".

Sorry, I'm just plugging those old sKool quotes at every opportunity.

That is a hilirious story though.

IN-BASS · Post by **IN-BASS** » Sunday May 08, 2005

OMG.. I think i peed a little bit in my pants from laughing so hard.. 10$ says this guy just invented the next big thing.. he'll be signed in 2 weeks...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday May 08, 2005

Tight.

I would not have missed this shit for the world.

Mackovyak · Post by **Mackovyak** » Sunday May 08, 2005

I'm just curious to see how far this spreads. If I get a FW: email with this in it, I'm going to lose it.

Quite possibly the next William Hung.

HAY!!!!!!!

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Monday May 09, 2005

Ok, I really want to hear this "thing", but the one link takes me right back to this page, the other is the studio page, and the other is the guys website. Can someone help a brotha out?

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Monday May 09, 2005

damn, im fuckin rollin! A+ for the post, and oh how i wish there was a video feed. I want to meet this guy and shake his hand for letting me hear possibly one of the funniest things ive ever heard in my life! You should have done that for free just so you could have something extremely funny. I wouldnt have charged him after that...Laughter is payment enough. He kinda sounds like Ja Rule tho

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Monday May 09, 2005

Damn, that's freaking hilarious!

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Monday May 09, 2005

Yea, i havent heard a bad white-boy rap like that since Will Smiths last album

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Monday May 09, 2005

I want to listen but have the same problem as bag

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Monday May 09, 2005

bassist4life2004 wrote:Yea, i havent heard a bad white-boy rap like that since Will Smiths last album

Staceman · Post by **Staceman** » Monday May 09, 2005

like the Huey Lewis song.... "sometimes bad is bad"

To anyone having problems with the link, just right-click the link, and choose "Copy Shortcut", or "Copy Link Location", depending on which web browser you use. Then just open a new browser window, and paste the link into the address field.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Monday May 09, 2005

Yea, not really something I would listen to, but expected it to be worse, that does not seem to sound any different than what I hear people playing in their cars here in SC. Why do they listen to so much rap here in State College anyway, I thought students in college towns had more of an interest in alternative music.

orangekick · Post by **orangekick** » Monday May 09, 2005

That guy was phat!!

Damn. People make my head hurt.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Monday May 09, 2005

Staceman, thanks for your help! HEYYYYYY! No ho's in Pompano, HEYYYY!

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Monday May 09, 2005

Damn, i dont think ill be able to quit listening to that for a looooong time, thats one of the greatest pieces of rap ever created. That dude WILL be featured on my first album lol.

Mackovyak · Post by **Mackovyak** » Tuesday May 10, 2005

I think my favorite part is the end when he just gives up....

"eh"

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tuesday May 10, 2005

Where can I see this guy next?!

facingwest · Post by **facingwest** » Friday May 13, 2005

Yo yo you...Homeboy! Yo ho's in Pompano....

That my friends is a HIT!! A genuine smash. Ain't no rapper out there that'll touch this one.

During several sessions at the studio, we had a few experiences like this one but with other styles of music. Country Mountain Mix was our most favorite to record. As a matter of fact, I'm going to dig a few of their choice tunes for your listening pleasure. I had the honor of recording some of the guitar solos and all the bass work on this particular project. Not even Rush could hold a candle to the time signatures they were creating.

Possessed · Post by **Possessed** » Friday May 13, 2005

OMFG!!!!!!

Brian of the Clan Plush · Post by **Brian of the Clan Plush** » Friday May 13, 2005

HEYYYYYY! No ho's in Pompano, HEYYYY!

PLEASE tell me how to get this little ditty for my cell's ringtone!!!!!

I can't get this out of my head!!!!!

HEYYYYYY! No ho's in Pompano, HEYYYY!
HEYYYYYY! No ho's in Pompano, HEYYYY!
HEYYYYYY! No ho's in Pompano, HEYYYY!

Mackovyak · Post by **Mackovyak** » Friday May 13, 2005

"Whatch yo name....who knows?"

Actually, one of my friends just made that into his ring tone, specific for when I call. Sheese, this thing is getting out of hand!

I'll ask him how he did it, but I walk into the Elbo Room now and when Glenn's playing, he's like "Ain't no hoes...HEEEEY" over the mic. Hilarious!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Saturday May 14, 2005

I guarantee he will get signed ,, You should all know that the ones with the least amount of talent are signed, while the ones with the most talent are looked over ..

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Anyone in the mood for something FUNNY! (Worth Reading)

Anyone in the mood for something FUNNY! (Worth Reading)

Next William Hung?

HA