after this comment, please leave rockpage. you're obviously too big of a rockstar for us "wanna be" musicians. go find some webpage for "big" stars, k? thanks.RattRace wrote:Night ya'll and know that if you divorce your wife she'll still legally be your sister, or mother, or aunt or uncle, or brother, or father, depending on your sexual preference...
Buh Bye!!!
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Cool
Dude you are awesome! Can I be in your band? I can't really play anything but what the fuck, fudging from your post neither can you.. I can roll a joint! We can get really fucked up and listen to Maiden and get on RP and bash people! I will drive the three hours and I will bring the weeD!
No really, I even have a Casio keyboard that makes cool water sounds! I always wanted to use that in my next great power ballad. Dude we could be like that fucking band, uh, yeah Whitesnake, then that fucking chick would be there and we would like come outside and see like that kitten chick on our fucking yugo like rolling around and shit!
It is gonna be really cool! then we can like get a plane! Fuck yeah a plane! We can have our fucking band name on it, like "Well Hung snakes", oh fuck yeah what a band name! On the fucking plane! Fucking eh man call me! I am sporting a woody over this one, me and you mother fucker!
No really, I even have a Casio keyboard that makes cool water sounds! I always wanted to use that in my next great power ballad. Dude we could be like that fucking band, uh, yeah Whitesnake, then that fucking chick would be there and we would like come outside and see like that kitten chick on our fucking yugo like rolling around and shit!
It is gonna be really cool! then we can like get a plane! Fuck yeah a plane! We can have our fucking band name on it, like "Well Hung snakes", oh fuck yeah what a band name! On the fucking plane! Fucking eh man call me! I am sporting a woody over this one, me and you mother fucker!
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Music is LIFE!
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Music is LIFE!
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tornandfrayed wrote:then we can like get a plane! Fuck yeah a plane! We can have our fucking band name on it, like "Well Hung snakes", oh fuck yeah what a band name! On the fucking plane! Fucking eh man call me! I am sporting a woody over this one, me and you mother fucker!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I seriously just about pissed my pants laughing at this one!tornandfrayed wrote:Dude you are awesome! Can I be in your band? I can't really play anything but what the fuck, fudging from your post neither can you.. I can roll a joint! We can get really fucked up and listen to Maiden and get on RP and bash people! I will drive the three hours and I will bring the weeD!
No really, I even have a Casio keyboard that makes cool water sounds! I always wanted to use that in my next great power ballad. Dude we could be like that fucking band, uh, yeah Whitesnake, then that fucking chick would be there and we would like come outside and see like that kitten chick on our fucking yugo like rolling around and shit!
It is gonna be really cool! then we can like get a plane! Fuck yeah a plane! We can have our fucking band name on it, like "Well Hung snakes", oh fuck yeah what a band name! On the fucking plane! Fucking eh man call me! I am sporting a woody over this one, me and you mother fucker!
Thanks for making my day at work go soooooo much better!We got all highed Up and somebody put the car in the Pool!
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No serious musician hides his name, his repertoire, and his interests, and location....So really, you shouldn't have posted a thread with "serious musicians" in the title.....
Lets see.....we don't know who you are
......we don't even know if YOU are any good
......no location yet
......no style in mind
......you've played the eastern seaboard....ummm, vague
......you bash people that only want to play a couple weekends a month, what else are you gonna do when you actually have a decent job? Just up and leave? Anyway, if you are soooo good, just go out there and play for a living. If you are good enough, you will end up in good situations.
Lets see.....we don't know who you are
......we don't even know if YOU are any good
......no location yet
......no style in mind
......you've played the eastern seaboard....ummm, vague
......you bash people that only want to play a couple weekends a month, what else are you gonna do when you actually have a decent job? Just up and leave? Anyway, if you are soooo good, just go out there and play for a living. If you are good enough, you will end up in good situations.
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Bastards probably sitting back collecting a Welfare Check that we are all paying for!RobTheDrummer wrote:No serious musician hides his name, his repertoire, and his interests, and location....So really, you shouldn't have posted a thread with "serious musicians" in the title.....
Lets see.....we don't know who you are
......we don't even know if YOU are any good
......no location yet
......no style in mind
......you've played the eastern seaboard....ummm, vague
......you bash people that only want to play a couple weekends a month, what else are you gonna do when you actually have a decent job? Just up and leave? Anyway, if you are soooo good, just go out there and play for a living. If you are good enough, you will end up in good situations.
We got all highed Up and somebody put the car in the Pool!
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I know a keyboard player that shares your views on music and what a band should " Be ". He's a professional musician like yourself that is no longer playing with a bar band. IM me if you want hooked up with him. I'm sure you two would get along great for a few songs. My name is Brian and I'm a Rock Page wanna be asshole. See I inserted my name.
Regards to your Mamma
Regards to your Mamma
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Re: Cool
tornandfrayed wrote:Dude you are awesome! Can I be in your band? I can't really play anything but what the fuck, fudging from your post neither can you.. I can roll a joint! We can get really fucked up and listen to Maiden and get on RP and bash people! I will drive the three hours and I will bring the weeD!
No really, I even have a Casio keyboard that makes cool water sounds! I always wanted to use that in my next great power ballad. Dude we could be like that fucking band, uh, yeah Whitesnake, then that fucking chick would be there and we would like come outside and see like that kitten chick on our fucking yugo like rolling around and shit!
It is gonna be really cool! then we can like get a plane! Fuck yeah a plane! We can have our fucking band name on it, like "Well Hung snakes", oh fuck yeah what a band name! On the fucking plane! Fucking eh man call me! I am sporting a woody over this one, me and you mother fucker!
HAHAHAHAHA! This is the best post I have seen you make in a long time!
His name wouldn't be Eric would it?nakedtwister wrote:I know a keyboard player that shares your views on music and what a band should " Be ". He's a professional musician like yourself that is no longer playing with a bar band. IM me if you want hooked up with him. I'm sure you two would get along great for a few songs. My name is Brian and I'm a Rock Page wanna be asshole. See I inserted my name.
Regards to your Mamma
Music Rocks!
REALLY wish I'd found this thread earlier, but I don't usually lurk in this forum unless I'm looking for a gig or a bandmate.
I so much love popping balloons like this one, it exercises writing chops I seldom get to use. You guys are pretty much spot-on, though. This guy's ad should have been in Variety, or the Village Voice, or maybe Blueboy. He's so far beyond us bumpkins, it looked like it was in some other language. What is this dedication he spoke of? What is this ree-HUR-suhl, and how do I plug it in my guitar? I've only been doing this for 28 years, so I'm kinda green.
As for Rockpage being members-only, welllllllll... let's pretend this was a real, physical gathering, a big table where we all sat and talked about music and being a musician. Ratty comes up, whips out his d*ck, and says, "You losers see this? Look at the size of this, and shut the hell up and listen. This is my table, and you piss-ants crawling all over it are pissing me off. I can and will swat each and every one of you with a newspaper. Ain't a goddamn one of you could carry my gear into a Legion Hall, you're all so stupid and clueless. Which one of you pieces of sh*t wanna play in a band with me?" Then he gets miffed when you ignore him and continue your previous conversation.
Anybody remember The Reason? He was 16, and we were all to be trampled underfoot on his way to stardom. I believe he played one opening set somewhere, never to be heard from again.
I love that story.
I so much love popping balloons like this one, it exercises writing chops I seldom get to use. You guys are pretty much spot-on, though. This guy's ad should have been in Variety, or the Village Voice, or maybe Blueboy. He's so far beyond us bumpkins, it looked like it was in some other language. What is this dedication he spoke of? What is this ree-HUR-suhl, and how do I plug it in my guitar? I've only been doing this for 28 years, so I'm kinda green.
As for Rockpage being members-only, welllllllll... let's pretend this was a real, physical gathering, a big table where we all sat and talked about music and being a musician. Ratty comes up, whips out his d*ck, and says, "You losers see this? Look at the size of this, and shut the hell up and listen. This is my table, and you piss-ants crawling all over it are pissing me off. I can and will swat each and every one of you with a newspaper. Ain't a goddamn one of you could carry my gear into a Legion Hall, you're all so stupid and clueless. Which one of you pieces of sh*t wanna play in a band with me?" Then he gets miffed when you ignore him and continue your previous conversation.
Anybody remember The Reason? He was 16, and we were all to be trampled underfoot on his way to stardom. I believe he played one opening set somewhere, never to be heard from again.
I love that story.
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