North Korea threatening to attack us.

[DirtySanchez]

The U.S. Navy does not have any commissioned BATTLESHIPS.

Perhaps he is on a cruiser or destroyer.

I don't care if he's on the SS Minnow, If shit goes down He's in it.

I think the ss guppy sounds more puny

It's from a show called "Gilligans Island". Ask your grandpa about it. Fuck I'm old.

[songsmith]

Johnny, I'm sorry but that whole statement is just completely wrong.

What's wrong with it? You really think NK can successfully mount a traditional nuclear attack on US soil? Because I don't think ANYONE can. Kim may have The Bomb, but we have All The Other Bombs. His people are literally starving to death, while we have an obesity problem. He's using B-stock Chinese and Russian Cold War surplus weapons, and we have the most technically-advanced weapons systems known to mankind. He'd be shooting spitwads in a gunfight. Kim Jong Il is a tiny little chubby dude who owns the world's largest porn collection. The far-right painted him as this mastermind/AntiChrist because they needed more boogeymen to scare the shit out of The Base. (It's always Us vs. Them on Fox & Friends) Now Obama's playing along because he needs a major distraction.
Let me spell it out: If North Korea dropped a nuke on Hawaii, the entire world would allow us retribution, the way they did when we went to Afghanistan. (Iraq was another story... wrong place, wrong war) This is assuming that a nation that can't even feed itself could manage to get a nuke TO Hawaii.
Right-wing scare tactics are so 2003. Just so you know, Cap and Trade will be defeated in the House, too many red-state dems won't touch it with a ten-foot pole. Sure, Murtha will vote for it, but only because he owes the DNC bigtime for helping him keep his post. And Obamacare will suffer the same fate... polling suggests that the average American thinks it's too expensive, whether it works or not. The system is working as designed. All the fearmongering you hear in the Fox-run media is simply prep for a run at taking back Congress in 2010, a la 1994. It might actually work, too, if they don't get too extremist.
But, you know they will.--->JMS

[slackin@dabass]

I don't care if he's on the SS Minnow, If shit goes down He's in it.

I think the ss guppy sounds more puny

It's from a show called "Gilligans Island". Ask your grandpa about it. Fuck I'm old.

how could anyone not know that?

[WitchChic]

My Son called me yesterday and No hes not on a battleship(sorry for the confusion my step mom said it was) like I thought hes on a Carrier, BUT he said that if it does happen he will INDEED be one of the first ones over there taking the marines in...He couldnt tell me more than the news did but he talked like it was all gonna be fine, that and if this guy is crazy enough to try it will be the worst mistake hes made... He told me not to worry even if it happens...YEAH RIGHT!!! I will be a mess if he goes to war, hes suppose to be safe over there...

And I remember the SS Minnow I knew what you meant, but then I think Im even older than you hehe

[witchhunt]

I think the ss guppy sounds more puny

It's from a show called "Gilligans Island". Ask your grandpa about it. Fuck I'm old.

how could anyone not know that?

You don't know "the battle."

[DirtySanchez]

I know, half of "the battle" is knowing. Maybe a name change is in order?

[hicksjd9]

Isn't that from GI Joe?

...and remember...KNOWING is half the battle!

GO JOE!

[bassist_25]

Glad to see I'm not the only one psyched for the new G.I. Joe movie. Gonna catch Transformers 2 this weekend!

[hicksjd9]

No doubt, Paul! I hear Kim Jong Il makes a cameo appearance in the film. It's a small comedic role.

You can read Kim Jong's comments on his part in the movie at AOL. Just follow the link www.aol.com/putting_the_dic_in_dictator.htm

A small excerpt from the article below:

When asked about his part in the summer blockbuster, North Korean Dictator/Demi-god Kim Jong Il stated, "I watched G.I. Joe as a child while playing with the action figures in my bathtub. Even at a young age, I knew that my evil dictator skills needed to be shared with the world. Why hide your God(that's me)-given talents under a bushel. Now 60 years later, here I am--shooting missiles into the sea, rubbing my dick against some nukes, and starring in my first feature film! Director Steven Summers has been wonderful. He really seems to respect and appreciate the passion I have for my work."

Look for Kim Jong Il in the soon to be summer blockbuster G.I. Joe this August in a theatre near you!