Good porn Vs Bad porn

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Good porn Vs Bad porn

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While I'm selling insurance, the thought white washed my head into my head, "what makes a good porno good and a bad porno bad?" I knew I had to bring this deep thought to the Rockpage forum.

Good Porn- Midgets
Bad Porn - Pregnant Midgets
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Good Porn= I'm in it

Bad Porn = I'm not in it
:twisted: SnOOge!!!
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I know not of this "good porn" of which you speak. This is an alien concept among my people. Please explain... :lol:
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SkeezerBoy wrote:Good Porn= I'm in it

Bad Porn = I'm not in it
:twisted: SnOOge!!!
LMAO!!!
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That's what I is trying to find out. What is the criteria for good porn vs bad porn? Inquiring minds want to know.

Crazy body hair= Good Porn or Bad
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...like Ron Jeremy? Ewww!!
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Well, I've watched quite a bit of porn in my time and I have only ever seen one that I actually thought was well made. But it was a long time ago and the name escapes me. 99.99% of all porn (pardon the pun) sucks. :lol:
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For a good "laugh," which I'm positive isn't the point to these pornos, are the flicks that are movie themed. Edward Penis Hands, The Flintbones, Shaving Ryan's Privates are just a few of the titles I may watch if forced to chose between porn or Lifetime Original movies.
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The best porn is stolen porn.

You start small, by breaking into somebody's house and watching their porn. Then you want to have a keepsake, so the porn starts to follow you home.

The best thing, though, is to take the porn while they're watching it. You wait until things get hot and heavy, then you bust down the door and you're all like, "STFU, I'm taking your porn." Then you take their porn.
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Jimi Hatt wrote:The best porn is stolen porn.

You start small, by breaking into somebody's house and watching their porn. Then you want to have a keepsake, so the porn starts to follow you home.

The best thing, though, is to take the porn while they're watching it. You wait until things get hot and heavy, then you bust down the door and you're all like, "STFU, I'm taking your porn." Then you take their porn.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
ROFLOL!!!!!

Hey Jimi...just FYI...

I have NO PORN...I repeat...NO PORN in my house. LOL!
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I will have to try that Jimi! I'll start at Kimi's house!
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I will have to try that Jimi! I'll start at Kimi's house!
What? Porn? Me? I have no idea what you're talking about. I know nothing about this porn that you speak of... :shock:
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C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.
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Jimi Hatt wrote:C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.
In my house, it's like a game. I hide it everywhere... Sometimes I forget where it's at, but then it's just like Easter. Except no candy.
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JakeWilliams wrote:
Jimi Hatt wrote:C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.
In my house, it's like a game. I hide it everywhere... Sometimes I forget where it's at, but then it's just like Easter. Except no candy.

truly one of the funniest things i've read lately
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No, but it's the same as the candy thing... You still end up with sticky hands, you'll have put your mouth to a good use, and a good feeling after all the fun. But the best part? Unlike the eggs-and-rabbits holiday, it can be an every-day thing!

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I think it's all subjective to the viewers personal preferences.

I'm not fond of any porn that involves excessive body hair, scat, or animals. Outside of that, if it looks interesting I'll probably watch a bit of it.
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I rate porn on how long I watch it....Good porn I only see like 15 mins or less.... :wink:
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Trucula wrote:I rate porn on how long I watch it....Good porn I only see like 15 mins or less.... :wink:
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I wonder what the difference would be (in terms of look/feel/story) if you had hardliners from the republicans make a porn flick, and hardliners from the democrats make a porn flick.

Anyway... Only real contribution I can make to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8fDfZPN-6Y
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Wow!! Politics in porn.That didn't take long.
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70s porn = Bad porn

I can't handle seeing the Chia pet thing going on down under... you gotta landscape that shit!
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webmiztris wrote:70s porn = Bad porn

I can't handle seeing the Chia pet thing going on down under... you gotta landscape that shit!
That comment totally made you hotter.
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i think the better porn is, the worse you feel after you shut it off...
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....start it over and pack up yer bubble pipe. Everyone loves purple head in the mornin' ~
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