Good porn Vs Bad porn

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

While I'm selling insurance, the thought white washed my head into my head, "what makes a good porno good and a bad porno bad?" I knew I had to bring this deep thought to the Rockpage forum.

Good Porn- Midgets
Bad Porn - Pregnant Midgets

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

Good Porn= I'm in it

Bad Porn = I'm not in it

SnOOge!!!

Dark Soul · Post by **Dark Soul** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

I know not of this "good porn" of which you speak. This is an alien concept among my people. Please explain...

Dark Soul · Post by **Dark Soul** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

SkeezerBoy wrote:Good Porn= I'm in it

Bad Porn = I'm not in it
SnOOge!!!

LMAO!!!

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

That's what I is trying to find out. What is the criteria for good porn vs bad porn? Inquiring minds want to know.

Crazy body hair= Good Porn or Bad

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

...like Ron Jeremy? Ewww!!

Dark Soul · Post by **Dark Soul** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

Well, I've watched quite a bit of porn in my time and I have only ever seen one that I actually thought was well made. But it was a long time ago and the name escapes me. 99.99% of all porn (pardon the pun) sucks.

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

For a good "laugh," which I'm positive isn't the point to these pornos, are the flicks that are movie themed. Edward Penis Hands, The Flintbones, Shaving Ryan's Privates are just a few of the titles I may watch if forced to chose between porn or Lifetime Original movies.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

The best porn is stolen porn.

You start small, by breaking into somebody's house and watching their porn. Then you want to have a keepsake, so the porn starts to follow you home.

The best thing, though, is to take the porn while they're watching it. You wait until things get hot and heavy, then you bust down the door and you're all like, "STFU, I'm taking your porn." Then you take their porn.

Dark Soul · Post by **Dark Soul** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

Jimi Hatt wrote:The best porn is stolen porn.

You start small, by breaking into somebody's house and watching their porn. Then you want to have a keepsake, so the porn starts to follow you home.

The best thing, though, is to take the porn while they're watching it. You wait until things get hot and heavy, then you bust down the door and you're all like, "STFU, I'm taking your porn." Then you take their porn.

ROFLOL!!!!!

Hey Jimi...just FYI...

I have NO PORN...I repeat...NO PORN in my house. LOL!

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

I will have to try that Jimi! I'll start at Kimi's house!

bassgirl · Post by **bassgirl** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

I will have to try that Jimi! I'll start at Kimi's house!

What? Porn? Me? I have no idea what you're talking about. I know nothing about this porn that you speak of...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.

JakeWilliams · Post by **JakeWilliams** » Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

Jimi Hatt wrote:C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.

In my house, it's like a game. I hide it everywhere... Sometimes I forget where it's at, but then it's just like Easter. Except no candy.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

JakeWilliams wrote:
Jimi Hatt wrote:C'mon, Kimi. We all have some skeletons in our closet. Or porn in the cupboard behind the non-dairy creamer, in your case.
In my house, it's like a game. I hide it everywhere... Sometimes I forget where it's at, but then it's just like Easter. Except no candy.

truly one of the funniest things i've read lately

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

No, but it's the same as the candy thing... You still end up with sticky hands, you'll have put your mouth to a good use, and a good feeling after all the fun. But the best part? Unlike the eggs-and-rabbits holiday, it can be an every-day thing!

Here's to sex, fun, and rockin' music!

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

I think it's all subjective to the viewers personal preferences.

I'm not fond of any porn that involves excessive body hair, scat, or animals. Outside of that, if it looks interesting I'll probably watch a bit of it.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

I rate porn on how long I watch it....Good porn I only see like 15 mins or less....

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

Trucula wrote:I rate porn on how long I watch it....Good porn I only see like 15 mins or less....

Best Answer!

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

I wonder what the difference would be (in terms of look/feel/story) if you had hardliners from the republicans make a porn flick, and hardliners from the democrats make a porn flick.

Anyway... Only real contribution I can make to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8fDfZPN-6Y

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

Wow!! Politics in porn.That didn't take long.

webmiztris · Post by **webmiztris** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

70s porn = Bad porn

I can't handle seeing the Chia pet thing going on down under... you gotta landscape that shit!

Feelgood · Post by **Feelgood** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

webmiztris wrote:70s porn = Bad porn

I can't handle seeing the Chia pet thing going on down under... you gotta landscape that shit!

That comment totally made you hotter.

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

i think the better porn is, the worse you feel after you shut it off...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Oct 22, 2008

....start it over and pack up yer bubble pipe. Everyone loves purple head in the mornin' ~