So, I saw "Green Eggs" on Saturday in Mechanicsbur

[DrumAndDestroy]

Why Justin, huh? Because I said I was goin' to drink a May Tai...er'...however you spell it...

do those come with those cute lil umbrellas??

Hey, he's meeting me for the May Tais. I'm tellin' him what you said here!

great now when him and i get together for our dinner date later...things will be awkward

I like cheese. Rob likes beans...we'll be at the grocery store...

sounds like a gas!! i guess i'll see you boys there

[VENTGtr]

do those come with those cute lil umbrellas??

Well, Jesus is goin' to be there so they can come with up to, but not more than,
40 loaves and a bunch of fish if you'd like (He doesn't like to go over that or
people say he's just trying too hard. You know how he is).

great now when him and i get together for our dinner
date later...things will be awkward

Ya, his "dinner conversation" can be a real downer when he's miffed. All fire, brimstone,
blah, blah. Not fun when he's like that.

I like cheese. Rob likes beans...we'll be at the grocery store...

sounds like a gas!! i guess i'll see you boys there

See ya in the GOUDA section! This is goin' to be the greatest day EVER! And, ya
there will be gas...yet...blockage...it's all so sorted.

[webmiztris]

Barfight, your post was the rudest one I've ever read on Rockpage, which is really QUITE the achievement, so CONGRATS! I was one of the first people to read your post but didn't comment on it because I was shocked at how downright MEAN it was. I was literally left speechless!

I don't know if you're in a band or not, but if you are, you better practice up because everyone who's read this forum discussion is going to nit-picking the fucking SHIT out of your playing after that gem. Enjoy!

[RobTheDrummer]

You need to be a musician to say something sounds good or not?

Most people who go to shows are not musicians. Does that mean they have poor judgement if they like your band, or only when they don't?

I agree with ya. However, it's one thing to not like a band. It's another thing to come on a public forum and bash the way he bashed. I don't dig it.

[Barfight]

Barfight, your post was the rudest one I've ever read on Rockpage, which is really QUITE the achievement, so CONGRATS! I was one of the first people to read your post but didn't comment on it because I was shocked at how downright MEAN it was. I was literally left speechless!

I don't know if you're in a band or not, but if you are, you better practice up because everyone who's read this forum discussion is going to nit-picking the fucking SHIT out of your playing after that gem. Enjoy!

this come with a medal? haha

[nightcrawler_steve]

This is beyond rediculous.

Ive butted heads a few times with some people on this board who cant seem to play well or be nice to others, but never have I ever felt someone needed to JUST LEAVE. Barfight here is your medal. Its the "Folks of Rockpage have had ENOUGH OF YOUR BS Award". Now its time for you to go away.

You do nothing but bring negativity and a seriously bad vibe to this board. Im glad you apologized to BDR and you think all should be right with the world, but it doesnt mean a damn thing to me and Im sure it doesnt mean much to many other folks on here. This isnt the first time youve started crap and it wont be the last. You have absolutely no respect for anyone on here, no matter how youll try to spin it. I dont know Green Eggs and I dont give a damn about Green Eggs. This is not about them. The fact you want to blow internet muscles against Green Eggs proves even more so just how much of an ignorant ASS you are.

WE ARE SICK OF IT!!!!! DO YOU GET IT YET?????

So do us all a favour and hit the effin road. Make ya a deal. If say we get 10 people to post in favour of you leaving will you go? And I mean NEVER come back. Those who want him gone....post GO. Those who want him to stay post STAY. If the tally is plus 10 or more tomorrow you have to go.

Here is the first vote

GO

[songsmith]

Wow, two more pages of pissing/out-pissing in an hour!
I'm so proud. I'm wiping a tear away as I type. Warms my cockles, it does. And my cockles are awfully hard to warm. I have naturally cold cockles. I think it's a circulatory problem.------->JMS

[bassist_25]

Wow, two more pages of pissing/out-pissing in an hour!
I'm so proud. I'm wiping a tear away as I type. Warms my cockles, it does. And my cockles are awfully hard to warm. I have naturally cold cockles. I think it's a circulatory problem.------->JMS

Well Johnny, that's why I gave this discussion an official "This Thread Delivers" seal of approval, because this thread truly delivers.

[RobTheDrummer]

Wow, two more pages of pissing/out-pissing in an hour!
I'm so proud. I'm wiping a tear away as I type. Warms my cockles, it does. And my cockles are awfully hard to warm. I have naturally cold cockles. I think it's a circulatory problem.------->JMS

Yea, probably. haha

GO!

[bassist_25]

Nice.

[Barfight]

If the tally is plus 10 or more tomorrow you have to go.

plus 10 or more? is that possible?

GO! (simply because this "go!" vote is the stupidest concept ever)

[bassist_25]

Haha.

(Don't mind me. Just boosting my post count. BTW, over 4000! Woohoo!)

[RobTheDrummer]

If the tally is plus 10 or more tomorrow you have to go.

plus 10 or more? is that possible?

GO! (simply because this "go!" vote is the stupidest concept ever)

yea

[DrumAndDestroy]

Haha.

(Don't mind me. Just boosting my post count. BTW, over 4000! Woohoo!)

taking a page out of my book are ya paul?

[BDR]

Don't mind me. Just boosting my post count. BTW, over 4000! Woohoo!

To quote the illustrious Hurricane: "Forum whore."

r:>)

[DirtySanchez]

I only have one cockle, and it's not even that big.
It is usually very warm though.
If you see me out, ask me and I'll let you feel for yourself.


Warm Cockles > This Thread

[xero380]

this is hilarious for the fact this dude has no idea what it's like to put the time and effort into actually PLAYING IN A BAND IN A LOCAL CLUB, ETC...

Your solo on your saxophone doesn't count as experience at your Elem. school.

And to use the old "my niece is smarter than you" line is pretty immature i'd say but again hilarious....

But yet have the nerve to keep posting on here with your "internet muscles" and keep it going when the majority of us ARE ALL AGAINST YOU!

Get this dude out of here...GO!

[Barfight]

amazing. 116 replies.

[Jones]

GO

[Geetarzz]

go

[Plastered Bastards]

Calling a douche, a douche is all the same.
Some people just don't know when to fucking quit.

[witchhunt]

I'm sorry if you don't understand critique vs opinion. Basically what I'm saying is that before you run your mouth about anyone's talent, you should have some talent yourself.

First of all, I admit I typed the wrong word this morning. It was 5:00 AM. I meant to write critique instead of criticize. In my dictionary, a critique can be positive or negative just like an opinion. And bassist25 was right with what he said.

[witchhunt]

Rob, I couldn't disagree more. First of all, opinions and criticism are one in the same. Just two different words. So if I'm understanding you right, you're saying that if someone is not a lifelong musician, then he has no right to state his feelings on a group or artist. What about someone that has been an avid music fan for forty years. He doesn't have enough experience or credibility to critique?

Besides, didn't you jump down my throat a few weeks ago for being critical of Jimmy Page's technique?

.

Yeah, sorry about that, but dude, Jimmy Page for Chrissake.

[Sapo]

I just can't get past your incessant use of profanity. I think its classless. Go.

[onetooloud]

I agree far too much usage of four letter words.

Get lost.