webmiztris wrote: just look at Flava Flav. he literally looks like a turd and they still can't keep their hands off of him!
Now, THAT'S funny! He does look sort of like a turd, too.
Bret, my man, let it go. They're talking you into these shows, and you don't seem to understand that they're portraying you as a pathetic aging lothario, and though I've only watched a few minutes of a few episodes, your character just keeps getting shallower and shallower and more sad.
The guy's not exactly a rocket scientist anyway, and while he seems like a goodhearted dude, the show just keeps working the "douche" angle. They're playing him, pure and simple. Really, who would fall for one of the skankmonkeys they have on there?
For the ladies who still want to kiss his doodle, um... why? Is it because he got lots of nookie? I used to get mad poonani, too, and I'm fat and soft now... why not me?
Is it because he's rich? If he was rich, would he be whoring out the last of his self-respect on cable? Is it because you got to see his terwilliger in the Pamela Anderson netvid? Didn't you notice he was looking at his weenie a lot in the monitor? Isn't that weird that he's boning one of the most famous hot pieces of ass of the last 20 years, and he's
looking at himself? I just know that, if I was nailing her on video, I'd have more to think about than whether my dong was framed and lit properly. Of course, maybe he's REALLY into cinematography. He's a great artist, you know.
Maybe we should just leave him alone. Rock of Love is hardly serious artistic fare, but Bret and the Boys haven't ever been known as serious art. I'd never put Poison on the same page as a real metal band. Plus, if someone offered me in 1986, all the money, drugs, and cootchie I could consume, I'd have worn a tutu if they wanted me to. Sing it with me, y'all!... UUUUUUUUUUUUN-SKINNY-BOP-BOP-BOP!!!---->JMS
this thread ruined my sarcasm indicator.