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that just gave me some kind of anal twitch...weird. like the way your stomach feels on the night before christmas when you're a kid.

These old ladies by my grandma's house used to play and drink gin in the breezeway by the house. One time I saw this lady puking her guts out by the peony bush..she didnt think anyone knew, she got up & touched her hair & spit, and went back in. I always laugh about that, even though it was ...

songsmith wrote: Obama has funny ears like a chimpanzee

What u talking bout Willis????????????????????????
That's so wrong. Like OMG, Water displacement formula forty WTF guy?????? That blows my nutsack out of my shorts!

taking your 7 yr old son to a hoedown is crazy...you are asking for it. when you find his dope, he's going to say "I learned it from watching you!"

Oh God..Hawk will be like "I'm glad it's smoke free! I'm a non smoking Democrat and did I tell you, my son's sound company is great?!!" And Yankee Rose will be like "My grandfather's aunts used to smoke, Oh how I loved the smell of pipes over the coal mine until my terrible womanly tr...