My girlfriend Is Acting Like A BITCH!

[Banned]

I usually like to get head in my car while I'm doing a hundred, but my girl is starting to be a bitch about it! She says she doesn't want to give me roadhead anymore. I try to argue, but she keeps whining about how last Tuesday she swallowed 6oz. of my jizz and had to get her stomach pumped at the hospital.

WTF? It's been almost a week since then! Why does she keep bringing up old shit?

[Punkinhead]

I usually like to get head in my car while I'm doing a hundred, but my girl is starting to be a bitch about it! She says she doesn't want to give me roadhead anymore. I try to argue, but she keeps whining about how last Tuesday she swallowed 6oz. of my jizz and had to get her stomach pumped at the hospital.

WTF? It's been almost a week since then! Why does she keep bringing up old shit?

Me thinks you've been with her too long...






To all the women on here my post is just a joke.

[tornandfrayed]

To woofberger ( is that jewsih? ) you need to get out more, and get some more elaborate stories. I mean that was a little bit dissapointing!

Pumpkinhead how could anyone doubt your unwavering respect for the female of our species with an avatat like that!

Again just kidiing all in fun!

[Viva la Pelt]

HE HE HE....

[Bert|Evil]

Getting your stomach pumped for 6 OZ of anything is a bit far-fetched.

[Prrthd81702]

Yes, but woofburger's seed is obviously toxic. Look what happens when people in his bloodline reproduce. They create things like him.