cop joke

[witchhunt]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday
> >(10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to
> >find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
> >The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
> >classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's
> >your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
> >
> >"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> >
> >"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
> >
> >The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
> >And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >
> >"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
> >way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
> >hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
> >and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
> >
> >"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
> >
> >"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

[drums=life]

LOL good one

[feral]

hmmm, wasn't funny.

hi

[Baceman Spiff]

That was pretty good.

[SpellboundByMetal]

funny as shit!

[RobTheDrummer]

That joke is a little skewed....If it were a woman driver, she would have been pulled over for going double the speed limit.

[Trucula]

That was good!
Reminds me of the joke;
Cop pulls this guy over after chasing him 10 miles and says," Didn't you see my lights? Why didn't you pull over?"
Guy says," Sorry officer but my wife ran off with a state cop and I was afraid you were bringing her back!"

[songsmith]

I actually got stopped last week for speeding... again. He asked where I was goingand I replied that I was heading to work. He asked if I was going to be late, and I said, "Well, I will be NOW." He also asked why I didn't pull over right away... apparently, he followed me with the little unmarked car dash bubble for nearly a mile (he finally hit the siren, and I pulled right over). I wish I'd known that joke then. I wouldn't have used it, but I'd have snickered to myself. I asked him, instead, to notice the glare on his windshield, and suggested the state spring for better gear... he agreed, and let me go with a verbal warning.
I used to be so proud of how I could stay out of trouble with the law...
------->JMS

[Viva la Pelt]

i love it!!!!!!