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so......halloween is near....and i dont have a costume.......i dont have any ideas...except "Captain Pantalones". so far, i think Peter C's is the place for saturday. now that i think about it, i could dress up as an: oil pan, a box of tissues, a glove or a pair of shoes. damn, all these choices.....
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You'll need a puffy shirt if you're going as a pirate. AAAARRRRGGGG
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why would i go as a pirate? Captain Pantalones isnt a pirate. i dont think an oil pan is a pirate....
plus , i dont have a parrot....and whats a pirate without a parrot? a bum
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here's my sadistic - incredibly stupid idea..

go as a douche - take carboard and somehow make a cylinder-cone shaped object that comes to a tip above your head - cut a hole at the very top and wrap it with one layer of blue paper if you can get it - and then blue ceran wrap so it kinda looks plasticy..

then - turn it into a practical joke - carry a water gun inside of your costume of some sort - and when people come up to you - and they ask what you are - tell them you're a douche (in more ways that one) and ask them to squeeze you. when they do, shoot water out of the water gun out of the top hole in your costume.. i promise you - you'll gross out somebody, and make somebody else laugh,,
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I posted this on another thread:

Have a good idea for a costume...
Get some chick to set backwards on your shoulders facing you and put a sheet over you guys....Then she can be a ghost and you can be a gobblin!.... :wink:
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Trucula wrote:I posted this on another thread:

Have a good idea for a costume...
Get some chick to set backwards on your shoulders facing you and put a sheet over you guys....Then she can be a ghost and you can be a gobblin!.... :wink:
thats funny.. very cheap, very cheesy.. but funny none the less haha
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WTF?? I thought he was captain of the SS Levi. AARRGGHH!
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hahahaha NO. you are obsessed with pirates. seek help now. if you have a parrot, you are half way there.
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Very cool avatar, BTW ...

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