Biggest Band Weenie???

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Saturday May 07, 2005

Just wondering how well endowed these band guys are...I imagine that they pull a lot of ass (altoona style.) Anyway, I know that the drummer from Flame Sky is 8+. I saw the tip sticking out of his jeans one day....
Could that be considered a crotch rocket??? I know he has a girlfriend, but damn...I'd like to take a ride on that thing. It would send me into orbit.

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Saturday May 07, 2005

I don't kiss and tell. Try Donna's Ho Board at www.metalsludge.tv

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday May 07, 2005

Take this for what it's worth. Conversation overheard at a SideStep show between drummer Steve and a band ho:

BAND HO: I'd go home with you, boy, but if you can't give me 8 inches it ain't worth my time.

STEVE: Give you 8 inches? Dammit, woman. I don't fold my stuff in half for NOBODY!

Brian of the Clan Plush · Saturday May 07, 2005

LMAO!!! thats funnier than a bunny with a pancake on its head (which by the way still makes me blow snot out my nose every time I see it)

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sunday May 08, 2005

Thank God Steve and G can cover for my lack of... um, girth.
Overheard that same night--
G-man (Jimi Hatt to you Rockpage mortals): "I'm walking tiptoe tonight, fella's. I got my Johnson caught in my zipper and put scratch down the side eleven inches long... ooh, that's sore!"
Also overheard--
TJKelly: "I was draining the broth off my noodle this morning, and coughed, and it sucked all the water out of the toilet bowl."

I view my own, well, shortcomings as a mixed blessing. G-Funk's bajiggy only makes mine look, as you ladies say, "a good size," as opposed to,"doesn't it hurt your back to carry that thing around?"--->JMS

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Sunday May 08, 2005

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday May 08, 2005

My phallus is long enough that when I force myself upon ladies, I always end up drilling a hole through the top of their heads. The blood and brain matter left on it after I pull out is worse than any menstrual cycle could provide.

red · Post by **red** » Sunday May 08, 2005

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Monday May 09, 2005

I was with this chick last weekend after a show - she says "Gimme twelve inches and hurt me!"

So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head wit' a brick!

gotta love the Diceman.........................

PastorofMuppets · Post by **PastorofMuppets** » Thursday May 12, 2005

woofburger wrote:My phallus is long enough that when I force myself upon ladies, I always end up drilling a hole through the top of their heads. The blood and brain matter left on it after I pull out is worse than any menstrual cycle could provide.

are you for real? you're a disgusting pig who should be drug out into the street and shot.

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Thursday May 12, 2005

My phallus is long enough that when I force myself upon ladies, I always end up drilling a hole through the top of their heads. The blood and brain matter left on it after I pull out is worse than any menstrual cycle could provide.

Remind me never to bring my kid to your daycare center

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Thursday May 12, 2005

I think there oughta be a "fluffer" inside of bathrooms. Especially like at cold football games with trough urinals.