Another confrontation... This time at the market

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

I was at the supermarket earlier today when this hot chick accidently bumped her shopping cart into mine, and then nervously laughed and apologized, so I ripped my shirt off and flipped her cart over, spilling everything out onto the floor.

Another girl saw what I did and said, "Hey, you can't do that!" protestingly, so I grabbed her by the hair, yanked her head back, got real close to her. I then whispered in her ear, "Maybe you should mind your own business, sweetheart!" before picking up a ketchup bottle and smashing it over her forehead, splattering the contents everywhere.

A store employee saw what I'd just done, and rushed over to confront me. As he approached, I whipped out my BB gun, and fired several shots into some large plastic bottles of vinegar, which resulted in the whole isle floor getting covered in the sour liquid. When the man got close to me, I kicked him directly in the gonads before he could say anything. I then lunged forward and headbutted him, before grabbing him by the ears and delivering one final devestating knee blow to the face, then executing the Bruce Lee one-inch-punch directly into his sternum, which caused him to fly back several meters (One meter is 4 feet for the metrically challenged) through the air and then slide on his ass along the slippery vinegar-covered isle floor.

I then calmly left the store and took my business elsewhere. A cop approached me as I left the store, but I swiftly kicked him in the stomach and then gave him a stone cold stunner.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Wake up idiot

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Please, buy some ground beef at the market, and don't bring home any more pets. Sounds like you've been eating too many woofburgers. Ha ha

Erotic Funeral Parlor · Post by **Erotic Funeral Parlor** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

and I thought I had issues

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Yea, with a name like that, you have issues....just not as many as woofburger!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Hey tonefight, shouldn't you be at your senile grandfather's nursing home assisting him whack off and drinking his old sour cock milk?

Respond back, thanks.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Ron???

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Yet another fine example of why expecting mothers shouldn't smoke crack, and/or why siblings shouldn't mate.

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

woofburger wrote:Hey tonefight, shouldn't you be at your senile grandfather's nursing home assisting him whack off and drinking his old sour cock milk?

Respond back, thanks.

If I had a senile grandfather in a nursing home that would hurt, Whoever you are you are an idiot.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Apr 17, 2005

Oh Thank God!!!

I thought the first post "Music Store Confrontation" was about as idiotic as all hell, but many people seemed to just encourage his story.

I am glad that many of you are now seeing this guy as a loser!! I mean, if someone on here that has been here a while and has been a part of this forum comes up with something sooo f'in stupid and ridiculous, then we can raze them, but this moron has a handful of posts and wants to come on here and act like this.

Then to say that to Lonewolf?!? I think a blanket party is in order - LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT A TRUE CONFRONTATION REALLY IS!!!!
Actually, anyone that has to talk that tough is most likely a very small (and weakminded) individual. Maybe we should just pitty him instead.

facingwest · Post by **facingwest** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

Dude, you need to lay off the mad cow burgers. Not only do they give you delusions, but you're going to end up with a bad case of the runs a few weeks AFTER. Not good.

esa · Post by **esa** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

I see this alot with our grade school children. I've had scissors thrown at me. I've been knocked into walls trying to break up fights. I've been bit. I've been swore at. And you know why? These kids are crying out for affection. These children do not get attention at home, or they get the wrong type of attention, no affection, nothing.

So, I say we do what any true parent would do. Warm his ass with a few good smacks, tell him, "No", then hug him to let him know that he doesn't have to act out and show his attitude to get attention.

Fk that, let's just ignore his ass. Eventually, as all moronic people do, they will lose interest because we are no longer giving them attention, and go away. We can let him fade to Aja and Metal Rules. If he is indeed not either of these people.

Dude, get a hobby and stop being the idiot jerk-off we know you are. We honestly don't care about your side life fantasies. Get laid (if it's too small that you can't find it, try taking a piss...that usually helps locate it), take a nap, get a better job that satisfies you, and get lost.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

I've actually been digging these stories ... has this guy attacked anyone or are these just random thoughts he's posting?

I can't stand a troll anymore than the next guy, but I don't think this is what we have here.

I could be wrong, though.

r:>)

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

woofburger wrote:(One meter is 4 feet for the metrically challenged)

Actually (for the metrically challenged), 1 meter is 39.37 inches or a little more than THREE feet.

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

I like boobs.

esa · Post by **esa** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

BadDazeRob wrote: I can't stand a troll anymore than the next guy, but I don't think this is what we have here.

I could be wrong, though.

r:>)

Just the point of telling members what they should be doing...just being crude.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

I must've missed that. I guess I'll go back and read again.

r:>)

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

Yep, went back and read all of his posts. The only time he "advanced" against someone was when he was "advanced upon." Otherwise, he's just been adding some color to the boards, in my opinion. Ease up a little on someone having some fun and maybe blowing off some steam. I looked at these posts as a creative writing release of some sort and was surprised at how many became immediately offended.

the reason, metal rules, aja, and now this new guy in bands/musicians wanted/available, "itchin2play" or whatever his name is, these were people coming out on the attack against everyone and anyone. This just hasn't happened here. It's been said that this guy was crude. Gimmie a break. This forum has never had a PG rating. Look at Hurricane's avatar, as an example. Awesome avatar, but I'd say it qualifies as "crude." What about ass sweat soup? Lots of crude stuff here, but we're musicians. We're born crude. lol. Deal with it.

I guess my point is we all hoped for and kind of expected acceptance when we first came to this community. I think, unless someone comes on right away like some kind of asshole (the reason, metal rules, aja, itchin2play, etc.) we should extend the same courtesy.

r:>)

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

esa wrote:ISo, I say we do what any true parent would do. Warm his ass with a few good smacks, tell him, "No", then hug him to let him know that he doesn't have to act out and show his attitude to get attention.

Nope, there has been a strong correlation of children becoming more deliquent after corporal punishment. Even the most celebrated behaviorist B.F. Skinner discouraged the use of punishment in conditioning. But then again, if I had it my way, a graduate level degree in either pyschology or social work would be a prerequisite before anyone could become a parent (I also believe that drill sergeants should be required to have graduate degrees in psychology, as they are in the business of conditioning human beings).

But I agree with Robby "Doucheman Red Car" Douche; I think everyone's taking things too seriously here.

Brian of the Clan Plush · Post by **Brian of the Clan Plush** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

BDRob -

thanks for providing another perspective....I too was amused by his last couple posts. It was like reading comic books, unneccesarily violent and graphic, but probably never intended for intellectual stimulation anyway, so whats the harm.

Woof - if you want to put that vivd imagination to better use, instead of making up stories about violent confrontations you're welcome to assume the fictional character of a large breasted hot coed and write random posts on my bands guestbook about what a great time you had at the past weekend's show, replete with graphic stories about after-parties, drugs, and multiple sex partners.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

bassist_25 wrote:[ if I had it my way, a graduate level degree in either pyschology or social work would be a prerequisite before anyone could become a parent

No offense, but I know a couple of people with degrees in pyschology, and in my opinion - they are the ones that truly need some help!!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

Amen to that.

::Feels the need to write a paper::

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

byndrsn wrote:
bassist_25 wrote:[ if I had it my way, a graduate level degree in either pyschology or social work would be a prerequisite before anyone could become a parent
No offense, but I know a couple of people with degrees in pyschology, and in my opinion - they are the ones that truly need some help!!

I was using hyperbole about requiring parents to have a degree (though, I was serious about drill sargeant's. Having at least a master's degree, though preferrably a doctrate, SHOULD be a requirement if you're in the business of pyschologically conditioning someone). But I find that most people are illequiped and haven't a clue about how an individual's cognitive or socio-emotional aspects develop. Unfortunatley, any idiot can have a kid.

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

woofburger wrote:...before picking up a ketchup bottle and smashing it over her forehead, splattering the contents everywhere.

I can't imagine the strength it would take to smash a plastic bottle, must be from all of those "lat poses"?

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Monday Apr 18, 2005

I can smash a Ketchup bottle between my ASS CHEEKS !! 1 ,2 ,3 , BaaaaaaaaaaaMMMmmmmmmm

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