Urinal Hang

[Banned]

Hey guys, I was just wondering, is it weird to pull out your dick before you get to the urinal? When I have to go I pull "it" out as soon as I push the door open to the bathroom.

If there are people standing at all the urinals I just stand and wait with it hangin' out. When one becomes available I walk up to it, go, flush, put it away as I am walking out the door.

I have never thought it was odd, but I notice no one else does this. No one has said anything negative, only compliments. Just wondering.

[GUITARII]

I'm a little concerned about getting compliments about the size of your schlong in a men's room.... but I can't imagine ever going in to one of those "men only" type clubs.

On the other hand, does "how cute, looks like a penis, only smaller" really come off as a compliment?

[bfoust]

That's just wrong. I hope I don't "run into" you in a bathroom.

[tonefight]

Whoever you are please Don't come to see the band Never Enough , I avoid seeing the guy in the urinal next to mine's sausage so I wouldn't be happy to turn around and see your's hangin out. Go see Beyond Reason or something.

[stonekrow]

LOL! That's just freakin' hilarious!!.............I'd laugh if I ran into you in a restroom but I have to admit, I would slowly back out the door and not return till you were gone.

[GUITARII]

Whoever you are please Don't come to see the band Never Enough , I avoid seeing the guy in the urinal next to mine's sausage so I wouldn't be happy to turn around and see your's hangin out. Go see Beyond Reason or something.

Tony.... c'mon... why push him off on us? Sounds to me like he is more of a meat gazer himself!!

[Victor Synn]

Hey guys, I was just wondering, is it weird to pull out your dick before you get to the urinal? When I have to go I pull "it" out as soon as I push the door open to the bathroom.

If there are people standing at all the urinals I just stand and wait with it hangin' out. When one becomes available I walk up to it, go, flush, put it away as I am walking out the door.

I have never thought it was odd, but I notice no one else does this. No one has said anything negative, only compliments. Just wondering.

I have a psychology major, so I think I can field this question....You're screwed up. Thank you. Send check for $50 payable to Victor Synn c/o Hair Force One.

[Banned]

Hey tonefight, do not worry DUDE, I'm commin' to the next Never Enough giggage, you will spot me easily. I'm a hardcore crotch-watcher, so PLEASE WEAR SWEATPANTS or a spandex Spider-man costume.

Hey GUITARII, you are correct... I'm hung like a field mouse, but I have had some pretty wild sex sessions anyway. Most of my sessions end up looking like the aftermath of someone taking a handful of broken glass and jacking off a rabid boweevil in a phone booth, but it's all good because it IS cute.

[tonefight]

This is probably the funniest post on here in awhile

[Mistress_DB]

I'd say it goes just a tad deeper than that Vic. Maybe a little closet exhabitionism (sp?) with the liking to expose himself followed with maybe some hidden homosexuality issues being in he's doing this in the men's room.

Woof, might as well come out of the closet there girlfriend.

[DMFJ03]

MetalRules has turned queer...I knew it was only a matter of time.

[Imgrimm01]

I think we all compare I mean come on when yur pissin and there is a guy next to you it's like a car crash you know you shouldn't look but you just can't help it, I admit it I look and I also admit that 90% of the time the one I'm looking at is BIGGER than mine! If mine were any smaller it would be ingrown, Also unlike most men I strike up a conversation with the guys beside me this usually seems to make themn uncomfortable but my job here is not to comfort. The last bathroom thing I do is if I'm shitting in a public restroom I make fart noises with my mouth the whole time let me tell you it's fuKKin hilarious to see and hear peoples reactions when you keep pushing out loud I mean loud farts in the echo chamber that is a public toilet !

[songsmith]

Who do I send the upholstery cleaning bill to? Coffee everywhere. You people are mentally ill, and I'm speaking from my own experience. Bob the fart noise trick is hilarious, I gotta try that... usually I do the "I'm in here" cough, and maybe an Astaire, which is shuffling your feet to announce your presence, which hopefully keeps them from bursting into your stall or talking to themselves whilst they drain the main vein.
For the record, I, too, being rather chatty, am not afraid to converse during urination, HOWEVER, unlike certain individuals in State College who tend towards, y'know, men, I do not attempt to TOUCH said urinators. It really happened. I couldn't pee-pee for days. ----->JMS

[Imgrimm01]

Here is another thing I do ( not as often because the style of urinal necessary aren't so popular ) But if you ever get in a position where you have the troff style urinal ( 1 long urinal ) as your pissing turn your dick so that you're actually pissing in the guy next to you's territory ( Jesus I'm laughing out loud as I type) I have done this several times and I'm telling you this is CLASSIC he sorta looks over like you're invading your space but doesn't know what to say about it.... This RULES ... I love this thread I'm creating a whole new group of public restroom pranks...

[lonewolf]

Here is another thing I do ( not as often because the style of urinal necessary aren't so popular ) But if you ever get in a position where you have the troff style urinal ( 1 long urinal ) as your pissing turn your dick so that you're actually pissing in the guy next to you's territory ( Jesus I'm laughing out loud as I type) I have done this several times and I'm telling you this is CLASSIC he sorta looks over like you're invading your space but doesn't know what to say about it.... This RULES ... I love this thread I'm creating a whole new group of public restroom pranks...

When in the trough situation, I always shoot the disinfectant tab and use it as a little pink hockey puck with the drain as the goal. Talk about pissing contests!!!???

[BDR]

Target practice with the drain holes is always good in keeping your reflexes sharp ... I always try to bulls-eye each one before the "session" is over. I know, that's a little OCD.

Bobby, the invasion of territory thing with the trough pissers knocked me off my chair. The funniest part of that is imagining someone who never met you/doesn't know you, standing there trying to decide what to say to this big dude with the tats and piercings who's pissing in front of him ... very funny stuff.

This one place we play — get this — doesn't have soap at the sinks to wash your hands with but uses bars of soap for urinal cakes. In this situation, I see how many suds I can create.

r:>)

[rreihart]

I live by one simple code, if 2 (or more than 2, for that matter) urinals are side by side I don't even take the chance of lining up beside another dude, unless their is one of those divider things attached to the wall. Without the divider, that's just a little more intimacy than I care to share with more often times than not, a stranger.

And the thing that concerns me most about the original post is no mentioning of sanitizing the hands. Maybe you're one of the 90% of the people where I work that doesn't wash up, which is nasty. I work in IT and it sickens me everytime I have to touch peoples computer peripherals. I definitely need to start carrying latex gloves.

[songsmith]

I've avoided the trough-style urinals since an incident at Hill Valley Hotel in the 80's. You old-timers are likely aware that Hill Valley (contradiction in terms, anyone?) Hotel was the epitome of the classic dive bar/meat market back in the day, with a very colorful clientele... farmers, coal miners, timbermen, drug dealers, unwed mothers looking for surrogate daddies, sexual degenerates (okay, that was just me), and many, many more. The William Penn Inn was a step up. Anyway, I hung out there a lot because they had metal bands, beer and easy chicks, and I walked a very thin line between redneck (RIP #3) and long-hair metal dude. I nearly took an ass beating once because I went in the men's room and two drunken timbermen thought I was a transvestite or something because I had long hair. I sh*t you not, my friends, but that's a story for another time.
Sooooo, I went in, stood at the trough, and an extremely large cat who apparently rode an extremely large American motorcycle was just finishing his bidness as I hauled Big Harry from his acid-wash denim prison. No sooner had I started, when Large Biker shook his what-what and A DROP OF URINE splashed warmly on my left cheek, below my eye.

I'll let that sink in.

Some dude's pee was now on my face. Worse, he was so big and tough-looking, and I was NOT known as a scrapper, that I couldn't do anything about it. I hung my now-urine-stained head in shame, finished up, and seldom ever went back in there, and never when anyone else was in there, and this was, like 1987.

So, there it is. The "Territorial Pissing" game is hilarious, though it would likely emotionally scar me yet again, and you know some a-hole would wind up hosing you down golden-style. I get a piss-shiver at that thought... EEWWWWW!!!! ------->JMS

[ERiC_AiXeLsyD]

I usually go into a stall, to avoid the dick danglers and the dick gazers.

I can't pee is someone's watching, must be stage fright.

[Jim Price]

songsmith said:

The William Penn Inn was a step up.

And this considering that the William Penn Inn only had HALF a urinal!

Bandwatching in Huntingdon County back in the day was such an adventure!

[bassist_25]

old sKool and Dave Wise have both told me interesting anecdotes about playing gigs at the William Penn. Sounded like quite an interesting time.

And +1 for using the stalls. I generally dislike public restrooms to begin with, anyways.

The Valley Inn is always an interesting place to play. There's a urinal in the bathroom along with a toilet WITH NO STALL. I don't think you can lock the door from the inside, so if someone decides to come in while you're doing a number two, well........you get the idea.

[tom]

The BEST thing you can do to one of your buddies at a concert, ballgame etc is .... stand in line beside them & wait till they are in mid piss/grab ahold of their shoulders and either turn them toward the guy next to them, OR just shake their shoulders back and forth....... There is no way that they can stop pissing in time to keep them from at least letting go of the little guy and pissing on themselves, or others.....
Funny as helll!!!!

[bassist_25]

This thread also reminds me of a strange incident that happend when I was about 17. I was at the KFC that use to be across from the train yards in Juniata. I walk into the restroom to take a piss, and I notice that the lock was broken on the door (this was one of those single toilet restrooms). I think, "Oh well, I'll make this quick before anyone comes". I start doing my thing, and wouldn't you know it, I start to hear the door being opened. I somehow disengage the pressured flow and close my pants before it opened the whole way. It was a kid of about 10 years. Instead of getting embarrased and closing the door, the kid just stood there with this "Duh!" look on his face. I'm standing there holding my pants closed and finally have to close the door myself and finish up. Thank God I didn't have my sasuage out, or the kid might have stared forever.........or walked away in shame when he saw my gargautuan sex tool. Okay, I made up that last part.

[GUITARII]

Speaking of stahls.... this one is always good for a chuckle... I had a friend who's dad was a trucker and he liked to go into the stahls, pop a squat, and let a snickers bar melt in his hand.... at some point he'd muttle a few harsh words and then reach under the stahl wall into the next shitter... with the melted mess in hand, and ask the guy next to him if there was any extra TP!!

That would be hilarious!!!!!!

[ERiC_AiXeLsyD]

One time I was taking a piss at the Original Hot Dog shop in Oakland and soem guy came into the stall wile I was pissing reaching for his zipper (another broken lock)... and I was like "What the fuck dude?" so he walked out past the guy pissing in the urinal and pissed in the sink.

I was really werided out by that, & to this day hate going down there to piss.