Signs Your Band Is Playing At The County Fair
The breeze brings the odor combination of popcorn, cotton candy, and manure
Every time they start the ferris wheel, your amp cuts out
You have to share a dressing room with the bearded lady
Your keyboard player got sick from eating undercooked sausage
Your drummer was asked to judge the dairy goat contest
Wanting an encore, people hold up flaming corndogs instead of lighters
You’re paid in kettle corn and funnel cakes
Your opening act is the tractor pull
You’re upstaged by the greased pig contest
You’re not sure if the audience is booing or mooing
You open for the demolition derby
Your band is drowned out by the razor sounds from the sheep shearing contest