Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

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Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

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Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

Published February 2009
LOUISVILLE, KY – The day after The Academy Is concert, Victoria Jorgensen, 22, was terrified to realize that she had accidentally slept with the band’s bass player – mistaking him for someone important in the band.
“I can’t believe how stupid I was,” said Jorgensen. “I mean, I went up to the guy and was like ‘are you in the band’ and he was all like, ‘yeah, I’m in the band’ so I did him. Then this morning I was telling my friends and I realized he was just the bass player. This happens to me all the time.”
Jorgensen plans to do more research before sleeping with another band member.
“This won’t happen again,” said Jorgensen. “If I’m going to sleep with someone, they’d better be important. I mean, I could find someone here in town as important as a bass player.”
Adam Siska, The Academy Is bass player, was unavailable for comment.
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haahahhahhaha. :lol: :lol:
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I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes. :lol:
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Hmmmmmmm, maybe i should give up my bass and go back to playing
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Groupies are sad human beings. :lol:
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I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I actually laughed out load at this :)
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AllHolLowsEVe wrote:
I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I actually laughed out load at this :)
Now there's 3 loads involved in this story. :lol: :lol: :lol:

He meant LOUD. I was just making a joke.
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KeithReynolds wrote:Now there's 3 loads involved in this story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm not telling you guys anything anymore. :lol:
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Hahahahahaha! You know I love ya, Joe. BTW, Was I gonna be the godfather if there woulda been a lovechild!?
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Well....Lemmy think about it. :lol:
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KeithReynolds wrote:Groupies are sad human beings. :lol:
This times infinity!
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metalchurch wrote:I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes. :lol:
Shit......you tried picking me up when I played guitar in Condemned Existence!!!! Hahahahaha...................homo :lol: :lol: :lol:
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that's funny

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You DO realize that the way to get a bass player off your front porch is to pay him for the Pizza, right?
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Hannibal wrote:You DO realize that the way to get a bass player off your front porch is to pay him for the Pizza, right?
Tom, get that groupie for your band, no bass player. lol
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I started laughing before I opened the thread, lol.
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