Band Jokes

[Mysterytrain]

BAND JOKES

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.

What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.

Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light.

Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.

What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"

[dbdrummer89]

What do you call a drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

[lynch1]

easy on the drummers man. I'm a guitar player, but have the utmost respect for drummers. I have tried drums, I can't 4 limbs doing 4 different things at the same time, just don't have the coordination. to all the drummers out there, you are the real musicians to me.

[Mysterytrain]

I LOVE watching drummers play. I can't drum for shit. I need a djembe.

Where would the world be without drums?

[nakedtwister]

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."



Thanks Dan. Just when I thought I would never find a quote to put on the stone, BAM there it is.

[Flaw]

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.

What did one deadhead say to the other deadhead when they ran out of pot??

"this band sucks"

[Atomic Jim]

What's the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terroist.

[Banned]

This is the best thread on RP in a long time!!!!