I.....Give.......Up
I.....Give.......Up
You would think that having two ex wives would help me fight evil. But, I can't kill the beast. The beast that has no soul. Metalrules has sapped my spirit. I have no will to live......getting.......dark.....can't ....breathe....smeone else please, pick up the sword.........attack the foul fiend.....his use of pronouns has left me stunned and his knowledge of football has so impressed me .......that I.....that I must gouge out my orbs and choke on my own vomit (like Hendrix did even though I'm sure he didn't do with enough CRAFT) and drown in my own pathetic ignorance. ........good...bye
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Stop being so melodramatic lest I be forced to seek out Aja and sic her upon you. ::giggles::
~*~Esa~*~
I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
Having a few hrs free time yesterday, I decided to do a little math as a diversion. This is what I came up with.
Even if metal rules has an above average typing speed, by my calculations, factoring everything he's written here, if he never sleeps or eats, he still is left with only 7 minites and 37 seconds per day to actualy play an instrument.
Oh, yeah, thats right, he's one of those that is so good that he never needs to practice.
We oughta hire him. We've all seen the type, usualy sitting at the bar, bragging how he's better than the band.
Funny how we never hear their instruments, just their mouths!!!
PLAY GUITAR!!!!
Even if metal rules has an above average typing speed, by my calculations, factoring everything he's written here, if he never sleeps or eats, he still is left with only 7 minites and 37 seconds per day to actualy play an instrument.
Oh, yeah, thats right, he's one of those that is so good that he never needs to practice.
We oughta hire him. We've all seen the type, usualy sitting at the bar, bragging how he's better than the band.
Funny how we never hear their instruments, just their mouths!!!

PLAY GUITAR!!!!