Wanting to Start: Free Credit Report Tribute Band

[bassist_25]

- Looking for guitarist and lead singer with curly hair. While I don't like to tell people what instrument to play, a Telecaster would be needed for this gig.

- Looking for drummer with long curly hair

Must be willing to dress as a pirate and someone from the Rennisance and ride a roller coaster for some gigs. A passion for taking the merits of knowing your credit score is needed. Having to have filed for Chapter 11 or Chapter 7 sometime during your life is a plus.

I have the contacts with booking agents, club owners, sound engineers, promoters, and headlining bands to take this to the top.

[thebattle]

my cover band used to do that song just for shits and giggles haha. Good luck with this

[sunsetbass]

i'd play guitar for you but a big guy like me in tights is just not appealing.

[nakedtwister]

Bobby could get a perm.

[VENTGtr]

a Telecaster would be needed for this gig.

Have been looking for an excuse to get another Tele...but if you'll accept a
Jazzmaster (Show in img) I've looking for even MORE of an excuse to get
one of them.

Must be willing to dress as a pirate

In a second. Have done it before.

someone from the Rennisance

Not sure about tights...but...eh, why not.

and ride a roller coaster for some gigs.

LOVE THEM! This is PERFECT!

A passion for taking the merits of knowing your credit
score

Um...well...sure...okay...I guess.

is needed. Having to have filed for Chapter 11 or Chapter 7
sometime during your life is a plus.

BLAST! Will have to work on that one. A company I worked is in Chapter 11...
does that count? I get updates mailed to me on how it's going...And I don't even
care.

[bassist_25]

Dave, your hired!

I like the idea of having Bobby get a perm. I've been chatting with Lzzy Hale for an opening spot when they start headlining. This is gonna own!

[VENTGtr]

YES! DREAM GIG! That sweet....whatever that little car is...will be the
most UNROCKSTAR touring vehicle EVER! Talk about undergound street
cred! WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!

DO want to see you calling contacts with that circa '84 "cell" phone.
BDP, Bringing Big Phone Back!

[lonewolf]

So Paul, are you going to grow your hair out, dye it dishwater blonde and gain 50 lbs.?

What about the scruffy beard? Ya gotta have a scruffy beard. You will need to dye it dishwater blonde too.

[lonewolf]

While I don't like to tell people what instrument to play, a Telecaster would be needed for this gig.

That looks like a Jazzmaster to me!

[joltinjeff]

Now all you need is the old cell phones

[bassist_25]

So Paul, are you going to grow your hair out, dye it dishwater blonde and gain 50 lbs.?

What about the scruffy beard? Ya gotta have a scruffy beard. You will need to dye it dishwater blonde too.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice for your art. If this gets rolling right away, I'll rock a wig. Of course, I like to be legit, so I'll be growing the hair.

That looks like a Jazzmaster to me!

A Jazzmaster would help, especially if we're going to cover Rennisance era FreeCreditReport.com group material. Most of the material, however, requires a Tele. It's kind of like if you were a Van Halen tribute band. If you're just doing early stuff, you'd only need a Frankenstein. If you're doing later Hagar era stuff, you'd need a Wolfgang too. Of course, you wouldn't be doing any Cherone era Van Halen, because well...nobody wants to remember that era, even Van Halen themselves.

[RFBuck]

I'm out just based on curly hair alone...as I have none. Damn genetics.....

[Jim Price]

Don't forget the subcompact car. A running Yugo would be the bomb! (A Ford Pinto would just be a bomb, exploding when it got rear-ended.)