Rockpage Roast of metalchurch

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Thought it would be cool for us to volunteer our pride and self worth for a moment to allow our fellow members to express how they really feel about each other. This can be the perfect place for flamers and haters, or people who just woke up and realized that they're gay to lash out at someone else.

I'll go first.
Dont hold back, hurt my feelings, make me feel like less of a man. Or as Brian would say, "tear me a new asshole" :wink: :lol:

edit: we can go one at a time so everyone gets their turn.

Remember all's fair, just leave religion out of it. And my heroin addiction.
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Metalchurch needs to pay his internet bill on the regular. I was starting to worry about you. I thought you became a scientologist or something.
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^^ LOL :lol:
read my edit that I posted literally moments before you posted this.
Talk about not playing by the rules
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lol - i have nothin bad to say.

but anyways... WELCOME BACK!

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we need to get lisa lampenelli to MC this thread...
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you are worthless and weak now drop and give me twenty. :D
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DrumAndDestroy wrote:we need to get lisa lampenelli to MC this thread...
As much as I like her, she would have to bring Flavor Flav, Jeffrey Ross Greg Geraldo and others. I just wonder if MetalChurch wants to go through that agony? :?
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He doesnt have a band because he's just too metal for everyone! \M/
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metalchurch wrote:^^ LOL :lol:
read my edit that I posted literally moments before you posted this.
Talk about not playing by the rules

You just took away all of my material.

Back to the drawing board.
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Joe is baqck and will be looking to sell and buy to raise funds to build his own Twinkie factory
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who's metalchurch?

:lol:
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Joe wasn't sick or in jail or anything. He spent the last 6 months staring at a carton of orange-juice because it said "CONCENTRATE" on the label. :lol: --->JMS
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songsmith wrote:Joe wasn't sick or in jail or anything. He spent the last 6 months staring at a carton of orange-juice because it said "CONCENTRATE" on the label. :lol: --->JMS


Was Bruce Lee his instructor and slappin him along side the head and telling him Chinese proverbs????????
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joltinjeff wrote: Was Bruce Lee his instructor and slappin him along side the head and telling him Chinese proverbs????????[/i]
No. It was Pat Morita.
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DirtySanchez wrote:
joltinjeff wrote: Was Bruce Lee his instructor and slappin him along side the head and telling him Chinese proverbs????????[/i]
No. It was Pat Morita.
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You empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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MC, do you still have that box?
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Joe...as I'm reminiscing about all the cool, but short-lived times we had. I realize...that I should call Roman and do something more productive...lol.

Metalchurch, only on rockpage will you see this name. Yeah, and only on rockpage will you see a thread like this that has nothing to do with music. So from now on I will blame Joe for everything that is not music related. All the moderators can come out and let out a thunderous sigh for Joe is my new scapegoat. heheh.

Joe you're a good...no... a great guy and a nice one at that. I'm reminded by a song by Green Day. "Nice Guys Finish Last" Because it is true nobody remembers the good ones, they just take them for granted. Used, abused, and thrown to the side. Some other Green Day songs that are an honorable mention to me for you were...

"American Idiot"
"Jackass"
"No One Knows"
"Scumbag"
"Why Do You Want Him?"
"Platypus (I Hate You)"

Enjoy the rest of your roast, man...lol.

Keep in touch.
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Dear Joe:

Get the fuck off my internet.


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DrumAndDestroy wrote:we need to get lisa lampenelli to MC this thread...
She'd never do it cause his cock isn't black and 14 inches long. :afro:
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Charltor wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:we need to get lisa lampenelli to MC this thread...
She'd never do it cause his cock isn't black and 14 inches long. :afro:
As I said before, Flavor Flav isn'there. She said crap about Bridgette Nielsen for doin Flav, but in all honestly, I believe she was just jealous that she didn't get a pair of gold teeth so she could chomp down on someone else's pecker!!! :P
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Joe, the guy that sold me a pair of REAL Bill Lawrence humbuckers, then posted an ad here looking for the same pups.

I still love those pups, Joe; They made my Frankenstein come to life.
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Lisa wrote:who's metalchurch?

:lol:
EXACTLY!! This fuckin' mook, has to REQUEST his own roast!! What a needy prick. Someone should hold you down and a let Lisa Lampenelli fart in your mouth...better yet, hold you down and LET Dirty Sanchez, well...give you a dirty sanchez. Anyway, nice to see you back bro. Thanks for the "As Always" prompt reply's to my non-sense...Take care Joe.. :D

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Post by metalchurch »

LOL
Some of this stuff is messed up! I was laughin my ass off though. :lol:

Cant wait to see whos next cause this is some good clean fun. Finally we can say what we really feel, but make it appear as though we're joking.

I know you guys hate me, and I dont care for any of you either, so fuck off.

ps I love you
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