Obamas and Oprah joke ...

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

I like this lol ..

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey are sitting on a
plane talking.

Barack Obama says, “I could throw one $1,000 dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy”.

Michelle Obama says, “I could throw ten $100 Dollar bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.

Oprah Winfrey says, “I could throw 100 $10 dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy”.

Then the pilot says, “I could throw all 3 of your asses out the window and make 56 million people happy!

Mandmeisterx · Post by **Mandmeisterx** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

Wow that's wrong. Funny, but wrong. HAHA

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

Present and accounted for.

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

funny!

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

Not very original....

I first heard that joke when it was Napolian throwing a gold franc off a horse......

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

Wow! Is that joke political or racist?

thebattle · Post by **thebattle** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Wow! Is that joke political or racist?

what does that have anything to do with being racist its obviously about how obama just throws money at stupid shit.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

What do Barry and God have in common?

Neither one has a birth certificate.

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

undercoverjoe wrote:What do Barry and God have in common?

Neither one has a birth certificate.

Yep, no wonder your side's always losing.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Jun 11, 2009

undercoverjoe wrote:What do Barry and God have in common?

Neither one has a birth certificate.

How do you know God is a conservative?

He's old, judgemental, and says He can fix everything, but never does.

--->JMS

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

(cue ominous music)

announcer: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..

(cue screams)

announcer: ..another political bait thread is started.

(cue dun-dun dun-dun build)

announcer: Rockpage 2, the quest for more flametards.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

thebattle wrote:
Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Wow! Is that joke political or racist?
what does that have anything to do with being racist its obviously about how obama just throws money at stupid shit.

Then why would people be happy if Oprah was thrown out of the plane?

She does a lot of good stuff for people.

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

Apparently you don't mess with Oprah on Sanchez's watch....

hehe....

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

Mr.MoJo RiZin' wrote:Wow! Is that joke political or racist?

Well lets break it down for the slow kids...

Only 1 of the 3 is a politician, 2 of the 3 are female, 2 are married to each other??? Whatever that means hehe...

But they are all 3 BLACK!!!!

My only question is why would there ONLY be 56 Million happy?

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

Because its unfair that liberals have a media figure that can mobilize a mass of people to do the evil bidding of the liberalians.

I think I'll take a cue from Paul's lolcat entry in a recent thread and say to the liberals...

No can have media icon. Not yours.

BTW. That joke isn't racist if you translate it into republicanese first.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

I don't think it is racist at all. The way I intemperate is this way: You have three socialists who are pretty powerful people. Three people who are basically ruining this country with their agenda. The only complaint I have is that Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank wasn't included.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

Oprah's ruining the country?

I hope she never teams up with Jerry Springer.

slink · Post by **slink** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

f.sciarrillo wrote:The only complaint I have is that Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank wasn't included.

All right, lets not forget Cris Dodd ,John Murtha and Arlen Spector.

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

f.sciarrillo wrote:I don't think it is racist at all. The way I intemperate is this way: You have three socialists who are pretty powerful people. Three people who are basically ruining this country with their agenda. The only complaint I have is that Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank wasn't included.

Thank you for the translation!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

JackANSI wrote:
f.sciarrillo wrote:I don't think it is racist at all. The way I intemperate is this way: You have three socialists who are pretty powerful people. Three people who are basically ruining this country with their agenda. The only complaint I have is that Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank wasn't included.
Thank you for the translation!

lolz

FreebirdSucks · Post by **FreebirdSucks** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

this joke fucking sucked.

nice quoting rush limbaugh on the "never produced a birth certificate crack". maybe next time you can craft your own thought instead of feeding from rush limbaugh's mentally incapacitated feeder?

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

bassist_25 wrote:Oprah's ruining the country?

I hope she never teams up with Jerry Springer.

lol... She is not technically running the country. But she is having an influence on what peoples opinion. She was one of the reasons the idiot Pres we have now got elected. So I put the blame on her shoulders as much as I put them on his.

It is liberals like them that ruin it for everybody lol..

And to tell the truth; if you gave me a choice between Jerry Springer and Obama, I would choose Springer ...

As for getting this from Rush, I didn't get it from Rush. lol ... I don't listen to him.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

Is she really influencing people or do people just listen to her because they have confirmation biases? I don't know. I guess if I had a book published, I'd want Oprah to recommend it because they always seem to become a best-seller.

Anne Coulter's a right-wing nutzoid as well, and people take her word for gospel. People just need to quit listening to the talking heads on both sides and learn how to think for themselves. Unfortunately, majority of people are poor consumers of information, so we'll probably never see that dream realized.

I place more blame on mortage lenders and people who bought homes they had no way to afford, among other selected people, for having "ruined it for everybody," not Oprah, despite how she is quite annoying.

JackANSI · Post by **JackANSI** » Friday Jun 12, 2009

I blame it all on pop-up and flash advertising...

Had people not be bombarded with cute little whack-a-mole flash ads that led to their being duped into a "$250,000 mortgage for only $355/month" spiral of doom, we might all be sipping the good life from our Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer.

Now everyone, that means the Liberalians AND the Republicanese, need to whip out our Sham-Wows and Awesome Augers to clean up the mess that has been fed to us. We also need keep these vote-whores in check by making sure they hear us Loud 'n' Clear when we tell them this can't happen again.

People this isn't going to be as easy as cooking on a George Foreman Grill, but we can do this if we stop the BS, stop calling names, and start being F'ING ADULTS.

PS Please take this in a humorous way.