People who really...

[witchhunt]

irritate the Hell out of me.
1 People with their name on their belt.
2 People who send pics of their kids in your X-mas card.
3 People who wear cowboy boots with shorts.
4 Guys who wear a cowboy hat and a suit together.
5 People with a belt buckle bigger than a cd.
6 Grown men who call their father "Daddy".
7 People with small teeth and really big gums.
8 People who say “libarry” and “chimley”.
9 People with that crusty white shit on the corners of their mouths.
10 People who sneeze really loud on purpose.
11 People who hold one nostril shut and launch a snot missile to land wherever it may.
12 People who have 15 Harley t shirts but have never owned a bike.
13 People with a bumper sticker that reads “your band sucks”.
14 People who dress their pets.
15 People who, at a funeral, refer to the deceased by “doesn’t he/she look good”?
16 People who think Ian Anderson’s name is Jethro Tull.
17 People who say “You buy, I’ll fly”.
18 Guys who start every sentence with “I’ll tell ya what”.
19 People who “overdecorate” for every holiday.
20 People who insist on reading a whole newspaper article to you whether you want to hear it or not.

[DickShackBass]

10 People who sneeze really loud on purpose

Guilty. Sorry.

[EyesOfAnguishbassist]

hahaha number 12 always made me laugh

[Bag]

I'm guilty of #17 from time to time.

I'll try to stop.

[moxham123]

People who say "My Bad"

People who think Lynyrd Skynyrd and Pink Floyd are the names of the lead singers of those bands.

[bassist_25]

19 People who “overdecorate” for every holiday.

So I take it that you've driven past that house in Ducansville before.

[Colton]

People who think Lynyrd Skynyrd and Pink Floyd are the names of the lead singers of those bands.

In Coltonville, this a capitol offense.

I mean capital offense, my bad.





"By the way, which ones 'Pink'?"

[sunsetbass]

ok i'm guilty of #11. but i have gotten very accurate at it. you should see. its pretty impressive.

[metalchurch]

#12
#16

Hahaha!
There's alot of 'Harley' riders out there isn't there. If you look the part, do it!
I hate it when people think Jethro Tull was a guy in the band! It's Ian Anderson you stupid fucks!!

Here's another one that I've mentioned before:

Pickups with a rebel flag liscense plate, or 'Redneck' sticker, and they are driving around listening to rap! WTF?!!

I'm not a people person either, I'll have to think of some more, but that's a damn good list you have going already.

** People who say 'Git 'er done' is another one**

[rreihart]

Irritate me.

2 People who send pics of their kids in your X-mas card.

People who say or write X-mas in place of CHRISTmas.

People who think Lynyrd Skynyrd and Pink Floyd are the names of the lead singers of those bands.

Add to this, Sawyer Brown and I actually new a girl who thought Steven Tyler's name was Aerosmith.

Oh yeah, and people who say "Wiccapedia" when referring to Wikipedia (Wi-kee-peed-e-uh) and "e-mails" when referring to a collection of e-mail messages.

People who don't fully close all of the drawers/doors in the kitchen area.

Oh man, I could be here a while....I better quit.

[Bag]

People who say "Sheetzezez"

[KyleMayket]

people who say PIN Number (Personal Identification Number Number)
And ATM Machine (automated Teller Machine Machine)

[P MAC]

Ditto...... Sheetzez
Real Altoid stuff there!

[Mikey Wax]

people who say PIN Number (Personal Identification Number Number)
And ATM Machine (automated Teller Machine Machine)

I'll throw in people that say NIC card (Network Interface Card Card)

[Ron]

Oh yeah, and people who say "Wiccapedia" when referring to Wikipedia (Wi-kee-peed-e-uh) and "e-mails" when referring to a collection of e-mail messages.

That's some serious geekery there, Russ. LOL.

[songsmith]

People who say, "irregardless," "exspecially," and "See how you are?!!"

People who dart out ahead of you in traffic, only to turn at the very next intersection.

People who think TV media is biased, but talk radio isn't.

People who play car stereos so loud that the music is all distorted and the crap in the trunk rattles.

People who drive around railroad crossing gates.

People who pretend to be vampires. You are not the Lord of the Underworld. You work at Hot Topic.

People who attempt to use motorboats where I kayak. It's less than knee-deep. If you want to travel upstream, drive up there, the road's 20 feet from the water the whole way. Either that, or simply turn your boat over and beat the hull with big rocks, the end result is the same, except that you smashing your boat at home doesn't piss me off.

People who tell you to follow them somewhere in your car, then drive like they're in a road rally.

People who drink too much, then love everybody.

People who drink too much, then hate everybody.

People who drink too much, then think I'm there to do whatever they want me to.

People who drink too much.-------->JMS

[moxham123]

People who say axe instead of ask

People who don't use turn signals. Like the rest of us can read their minds that they are going to turn.

People who tailgate.

People who say rock music is too loud but a polka band can blow their heads off and it's not too loud.

[DirtySanchez]

People who pretend to be vampires. You are not the Lord of the Underworld. You work at Hot Topic.


People who drink too much.-------->JMS

I agree with the first one.

I am the last one.


People who assume I'm some snob because I flyfish.
People who only talk to me when they need a favor.
Men who call me on the phone and talk for more than 3-4 minutes.
People who try to push their religion on me.
Animal Rights activists.
Vegans who act like they are better than me.
People who constantly have to label shit.-e.g. "What kind of punk do you play?"
Scenesters,hipsters,trendies,and fakes of all shapes and sizes.
Homophobes,sexist,racist,bigots of all shapes sizes and colors.
Politicians,Police,Lawyers,Pundits,and any other dipshit who is on a power trip.
People who control the prices of utilities/necessities.

/Rant

[metalchurch]

People who only talk to you when they want something...That's one of the biggest, but I am guilty of that also.

..And people who don't talk to you if their friends are around, but as soon as it's you and them, you're their new best friend. This happens alot at work, and it pisses me off.

I hate when someone waits until you almost get to them to pull out in front of you, all the while they had more than enough time to do so.

...when the McDonalds employee ALWAYS ask if I want fries! Hell No, if I did I would have ordered them.

...When grocerie shopping and there's always that one ignorant fuck who stops in the middle of the aisle so that you can't get around. Mostly old ppl, so I just wait and smile, but I'm swearing under my breath.
I have no patience whatsoever in stores.

There's so much more, but I can't think now.

[witchhunt]

People who pretend to be vampires. You are not the Lord of the Underworld. You work at Hot Topic.

Check this out.
http://trubeverage.com/

[songsmith]

I never made it past the opening page. "Date You Were Turned." Well, it did kinda creep me out that somebody digs that, so I guess it has merit on some level.
I also snicker when the Wham!-pires say they do it to show individualism. Yep, just like everybody else. Plus, they strike me as inherently gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, lol). Kinda gives a new spin to "Date You Were Turned." --------->JMS

[nakedtwister]

Every pop song that has " Shortie " in it. Who is this bitch. She sure gets around. Sorry I have 2 teen girls that play the stuff.
Also, listening to the radio when a song comes on and you think it's Werewolves in London but it ends up being some Kid Rock shit.

[bassist_25]

- Anybody in Central Pennsylvania who holds the title of Pennsylvania Liquor Control Enforcement Agent. Please resign so you are not hurting the livelihoods of many honest, hardworking people. Or at least transfer to another chapter in northern PA or eastern PA where cowboys haven't let power go to their heads.
- People who walk up to the island at a buffet without really knowing what they want, yet hover over the trays. If you want to scope out what's available, stand away from the island so those who do know what they want can get their food.
- People who take 10 years to make a right hand turn. Slowing down if you don't know where a road is exactly is one thing; dragging your ass while actually making the turn is another. That's how the three cars behind you needlessly end up at a red light.
- People who believe themselves to be morally superior. Were you born 2000 years ago in Bethlehem and died on a wooden cross? If not, you're not morally superior to anybody else in the human race.
- Pretentious people. Seriously, get the fuck over yourselves.
- People who only see things in black and white. There are very few things in this world that are actually black and white. And yes, I'm including science in that statement. If there were a one objective Truth, then philosophy would be a long-dead discipline.
- People who whine about the generation that comes after them as if they are destroying the human race. A generation is but a grain of sand in the vast desert that is the history of time. I doubt that wearing pants past one's ass or getting a lip piercing is going to be the end of the world. The older generation in ancient Sumeria were probably bitching about the attitudes of their youth too.
- People who let over-PCness win over common sense. Giving women the right to vote is being progressive; making the road construction crews of Atlanta change their signs from "Men at Work" because it's offensive to some woman with too much time on her hands is just plain asinine.
- People who whine about mainstream bands because they're mainstream or don't like the style of music, but the fact of the matter is that that mainstream band would blow them off the stage.
- Musicians who think that they and their music should automatically be respected without paying any dues.
- People on MySpace who inundate me with crap that I couldn't care less about. I don't want to join your Mafia and I don't care if you bought me as your pet.

Wow, this post has been cathartic.

[moxham123]

People who don't stop at a red light before making a right hand turn.

People who say Wimber instead of Windber, Evansburg instead of Ebensburg, and Befford instead of Bedford.

[Hawk]

Holdaysburg instead of Hollidaysburg

HuntingTon instead of Huntingdon

Ecsetra instead of eTcetra

Nucular instead of nuclear

People who correct people's pronunciation of words.

People who stop at YIELD signs rather then merging.