The useless information thread.

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Here is some useless information that I would like to pass along.....

After years of painstaking research and close examination, I have come to the conclusion that, much like the swowflake, no two dingleberrys are exactly the same.

Can you tell I haven't gotten much sleep?

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Actually, they have discovered that two snow flakes can be identical.

I don't think anyone has done a study on dingleberrys . How deep did you look into this ?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

LOL.....Deep into the dark cracks and crevices of my hiney.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

nice to see you've done some extensive research on this.

do you want my dingleberries?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Okay...eew.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Try out the game "Bobbin' For 'Berries"

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Team Transylvania wrote:Try out the game "Bobbin' For 'Berries"

keith, you always know all the 'gay' games. what gives?

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Im creative....creatively gay i guess.

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Team Transylvania wrote:Im gay....extremely gay i guess.

Team Transylvania · Post by **Team Transylvania** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Barfight wrote:
Team Transylvania wrote:Im gay....extremely gay i guess.
wanna go on a date? get all KY'ed and shit.

NO! quit asking me that.

Barfight · Post by **Barfight** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Team Transylvania wrote:
Barfight wrote:
Team Transylvania wrote:Im gay....extremely gay i guess.
wanna go on a date? get all KY'ed and shit.

NO! what's it with you and fucking lube!?!?!?! my asshole is 9 metric yards wide.. unless you're lubing up a fucking pipeline, i'm still not feeling a damn thing..

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:nice to see you've done some extensive research on this.

do you want my dingleberries?

Thank you for your interest in untangling the dingleberry mystery but I've done enough research and field work for 10 people. However, if you wish to have your dingleberries analyzed and tested, place each berry in a sterile, plastic container and mail it to:

Ron Nearhoof
c/o Rockpage
State College PA 17530

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

CCdrums wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:nice to see you've done some extensive research on this.

do you want my dingleberries?
Thank you for your interest in untangling the dingleberry mystery but I've done enough research and field work for 10 people. However, if you wish to have your dingleberries analyzed and tested, place each berry in a sterile, plastic container and mail it to:

Ron Nearhoof
c/o Rockpage
State College PA 17530

Dude, I think you'd shit if you actually got some in the mail. I guess that'd be more research material though... Send some in guys!

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

Dingleberries has a Christmassy sound to it. Have you ever been kissed under the dingleberries?

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

witchhunt wrote:Dingleberries has a Christmassy sound to it. Have you ever been kissed under the dingleberries?

that sounds homo-erotic. do you have any pornos like this?

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
witchhunt wrote:Dingleberries has a Christmassy sound to it. Have you ever been kissed under the dingleberries?
that sounds homo-erotic. do you have any pornos like this?

Nah, lost 'em in the flood.

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

I just called my therapist

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Tuesday Mar 04, 2008

witchhunt wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:
witchhunt wrote:Dingleberries has a Christmassy sound to it. Have you ever been kissed under the dingleberries?
that sounds homo-erotic. do you have any pornos like this?
Nah, lost 'em in the flood.

well at least you admit you had them in the first place

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

I worked with a really naive girl that said she couldn't remember for sure, but she thought she ate a piece of dingleberry pie at a family picnic one year. She said it was yummy. No lie.....

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

Damn i think we're not getting enough sleep.

whitedevilone · Post by **whitedevilone** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

......or too much.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

Bryant wrote: Between Trans's comment and the exclusive oddness of this thread I'm suddenly thinking of words or phrases from Futurama, such as "bamboo boogie boots" or "sexlexia."

this is why the wtaj people don't take us seriously

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Bryant wrote: Between Trans's comment and the exclusive oddness of this thread I'm suddenly thinking of words or phrases from Futurama, such as "bamboo boogie boots" or "sexlexia."
this is why the wtaj people don't take us seriously

That, and we're retarded.

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Wednesday Mar 05, 2008

DirtySanchez wrote:
DrumAndDestroy wrote:
Bryant wrote: Between Trans's comment and the exclusive oddness of this thread I'm suddenly thinking of words or phrases from Futurama, such as "bamboo boogie boots" or "sexlexia."
this is why the wtaj people don't take us seriously

That, and we're retarded.