Why Men Are Happier Than Women

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

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Men are happier with life. It's a scientific fact! Don't believe me? Read on...

When you're a man...

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
Dood...
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Dude now Im depressed Kevin thanx...LMAO :lol:
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Another one to add:

Our privates don't bleed every month!
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Post by WitchChic »

Thanx guys now Im gonna have to find some prozac to help me thru the day... LMAO... :lol:
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I suggest Lexapro.
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Does it work better??? :lol:
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I think so.
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i suggest suicide...

nothing works better..
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

- Keith Reyn on Chinese Waiters at IHOP
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really??? Maybe you should try it and let me know how it goes.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AtoMikEnRtiA »

did... im immune to it...

i have a scar on my right arm to show for it...
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

- Keith Reyn on Chinese Waiters at IHOP
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Post by WitchChic »

Well Damn, either that really sux or your really lucky... :)
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Post by AtoMikEnRtiA »

no, i was really stupid and emo that day...
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

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Ahhhh that Emo shit will do it to you everytime :wink:
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WitchChic wrote:Ahhhh that Emo shit will do it to you everytime :wink:
not the music.. fuck that shit, i was just in an "emo" state of mind...
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

- Keith Reyn on Chinese Waiters at IHOP
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Post by SpellboundByMetal »

you mean "gay-mo"
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SpellboundByMetal wrote:you mean "gay-mo"
:lol:
stay out of this, sigfreid...
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

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AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
WitchChic wrote:Ahhhh that Emo shit will do it to you everytime :wink:
not the music.. fuck that shit, i was just in an "emo" state of mind...
No I knew what you ment, I wasnt meaning music...Cuz as far as music goes I love emo stuff...
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YES!!!! The truth be Told and you are Right,
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Post by lonewolf »

One more to add:

No need for prozac or lexapro or any other psycho bi-polar depression drug.
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
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Man my day just keeps getting worse...LMAO you lucky sons of bitches...LMAO :lol:
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Another reason men are happier...lol

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
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What Men Want: A blowjob, nice thick steak and a case of beer. The woman to serve him one way, service him another, and go shopping WITH HER OWN MONEY with the girls, leaving the man to the house alone with the remote, and the prospects of football, or cars out in the garage

(or in my case... x-box live)

What Women Want: Money, To make men miserable, and a miserable guy who can luckily find and hit the g-spot
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

- Keith Reyn on Chinese Waiters at IHOP
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AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
What Women Want: Money, To make men miserable, and a miserable guy who can luckily find and hit the g-spot
hmmmmm???? Last time I checked that wasnt what I wanted... last thing I want is a miserable guy... :)
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Charltor wrote:Another one to add:

Our privates don't bleed every month!
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die" - Mr. Garrison
Laugh if you want to, really is kinda funny, 'cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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Post by ugtvstreetteam »

i want a guy who doesnt just think he is good in bed but actually is and isnt gay....and men are not necessarily happier than women depends on the guy and the lady cuz i would say i am pretty damn happy
we r slaves...use us...we like it!!!!!!!!!
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