Solution to the Iraq war

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Solution to the Iraq war

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Pull out all the troops and send in WALKER TEXAS RANGER, and WALKER TEXAS RANGER ALONE, agree or disagree.
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I dont know if walker can do it alone. We can clone Lee Marvin, then him and Chuck can go in as the Delta Force.
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Chuck and Lee Marvin could definitely kick some ass, but they'd need whiskey...and lots of it. I think that we should get Jack Daniel's to sponsor their efforts.
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Have to bust out Charles Bronson and Telly Savalas as well...and the rest of the Dirty Dozen!
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Baceman Spiff wrote:I dont know if walker can do it alone. We can clone Lee Marvin, then him and Chuck can go in as the Delta Force.
Hell, if we can clone Lee Marvin, let's just clone John Wayne... He'd straighten the shit out... Guaranteed. :D
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lepermessiah wrote:Pull out all the troops and send in WALKER TEXAS RANGER, and WALKER TEXAS RANGER ALONE, agree or disagree.
Disagree. Would rather send in Lonewolf McQuaide.
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You must remember:

There are only two types of people. Dead ones and the ones that Chuck Norris lets live.

So Iraq would be a piece of cake for him.
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Don 't forget Clint Eastwood and his 44 magnum. Ya feel lucky punk?
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And bring back the "A TEAM" !
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I say send Boy George, Prince and Michael Jackson. That'll do it. I know I'd be gone.
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Two Words: BAKE SALE!
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Chuck Norris, Steven Seagull, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Lee and Mr. Miagi could clean house pretty well ...

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thank god somebody said steven segal..

the team to do the job..

Steven Segal
Chuck Norris
Charles Bronson
"Mean" Joe Green
the corpse of Lyle Alzado
Hunter Hearst Helmsley (before last nite's quadricep tear)
Paul Posluszny
Mike Tyson (1985 - 1994)
Chuck Liddell
CM Punk
Joe Pesci
Ray Liotta
John Wayne
"Walter" (from "The Big Lebowski" as played by John Goodman)
and whoever threw that USC kicker off the cliff on Saturday...
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How could you forget Dolph Lundgren?!
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Heartless_Mockery_Records wrote:How could you forget Dolph Lundgren?!
easy... he lost..
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what about RAMBO. johnny are you out there? come in johnny. this is col. what the fuck was his name. potter. yeah, thats it

how about Hogan? colonel or hulk.
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mjb wrote:what about RAMBO. johnny are you out there? come in johnny. this is col. what the fuck was his name. potter. yeah, thats it

how about Hogan? colonel or hulk.
Rambo? No... Rocky? No... John Spartan.. Yes.
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who was john spartan?
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John Spartan was Stalone in demolition man
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Demolition Man.


Also, dont forget to include the 'Psycho Piss-pole Smoker Man'.
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oh yeah, definitly demo man. i think stalone has every angle covered.


col. troutman!!!!! not col. potter :)
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..and the Six Million Dollar Man. I would not have suggested him yesterday, but today I saw an episode where he fought bigfoot. And it wasn't just your run of the mill sasquatch either! With those kind of credentials, I think he deserves a spot on the team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z8KF-2RpNQ
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Post by Baceman Spiff »

This team cannot deploy without Sho Kasugi: NINJA MASTER! The guy from the 80's ninja movies and TV.
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uncle scabby, what channel and time do you catch 6mdm. he was the man back in the day. i remember the susquach episode, i think that was a two-parter :)
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