36,000,000 ILLEGALS

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

i was just watching a clip on scarborough country and it looked like to me that the mexicans are having no problem what-so-ever scaleing the fence.looks like they even can pull sections out and walk right through. the film footage is so good maybe we should place a gaurd with the film crew so we could bust them that way. this is absolutely ridiculous. they say the numbers are more like 36,000,000 non-tax paying low lifes in OUR country. that is a fuckin travesty. i did like that idea of catching them and sending them to iraq for a tour of duty and if theyre lucky enough to make it back then you can become a citizen of the u.s.a. that sounds perfect to me.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

They'de just start mooching off the Iraqis.

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Wow, didn't even think of it that way.
Egads, Brain, you're a genius. Snarf.

I meant "they'd" in the other post.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

I almost forgot about this. About two weeks ago I saw on the news that somewhere a soldier had just returned from Iraq. He and his fiancee were cruising when they were hit head on and killed by a drunken illegal with no drivers license. Sweet, huh?

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

badass avatar, witchhunt!

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Thanks, man. If I can find the site, I'll send you the link.

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

mjb wrote:i was just watching a clip on scarborough country and it looked like to me that the mexicans are having no problem what-so-ever scaleing the fence.looks like they even can pull sections out and walk right through. the film footage is so good maybe we should place a gaurd with the film crew so we could bust them that way. this is absolutely ridiculous. they say the numbers are more like 36,000,000 non-tax paying low lifes in OUR country. that is a fuckin travesty. i did like that idea of catching them and sending them to iraq for a tour of duty and if theyre lucky enough to make it back then you can become a citizen of the u.s.a. that sounds perfect to me.

I was just watching a clip on Scarborough Country, and it looked to me that the Mexicans are having no problem what so ever scaling the fence. It looks like they can even pull sections out and walk right through. The film footage is so good that maybe we should place a guard with the film crew by the fence so that we could bust them that way. This is absolutely ridiculous. They say that the numbers are more like 36,000,000 non-tax paying lowlifes in our country. That is a fornicating travesty. I did like that idea of catching them and sending them to Iraq for a tour of duty; and if they're lucky enough to make it back, then they can become citizens of the U.S.A. That sounds perfect to me.

As always, I respect each poster's opinion. Though if you plan on being ethnocentric, I suggest learning how to properly speak the language of your own country before criticizing others. You're welcome.

SuffrInLys · Post by **SuffrInLys** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

I saw on the Yahoo main screen the other day that there was a study trying to prove that illegals help the financial aspects of Texas. I thought that this was pretty funny since they don't pay any kind of taxes. But anyway it stated that there are many jobs there that need to be filled and there are not enough Americans to fill them. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Every day I work 25% of my paycheck goes to taxes most of which pay for some lazy bastard to sit at his house and watch Jerry Springer because he is too lazy to go get a fucking jod. Now he spends his whole day collecting unemployement.

Maybe this is a little far fetched but I gonna throw this out there and see if it floats.... Get these lazy fucks off unempleyment and give them the jobs these illegals are apparantly so gracious for taking!!! This is insane to me. Now, I do realize that some people do need unemployment to get back on their feet but when you live on it for most of your life or collect it because you do too many drugs to hold down a job or continually pop out baby after baby after baby after baby because every time you do then Bubba Bush gives you a bigger cut of the working forces hard earned money I would like to just go on a killing spree.

Did you know you can collect social security money if you are an alcoholic and can prove you can't work because of it? How funny is that?

I also agree with the send em over seas idea! Where and how do we vote for that?

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

capt. grammer,
fornicating travesty

i like that.

the part i didn't like was the last part. my suggestion to you is: go fuck yourself.

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

mjb wrote:capt. grammer,
fornicating travesty i like that.

the part i didn't like was the last part. my suggestion to you is: go fuck yourself.

Capt. Grammar,

Fornicating travesty: I like that.

The part I didn't like was the last part. My suggestion to you is to go fornicate yourself.

I do applaud your use of the colon. You did use it after a verb in the second sentence, which is incorrect. Though you could use it in your first sentence. You're welcome.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

use of the colon, huh?

uh oh

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

SuffrInLys wrote:I saw on the Yahoo main screen the other day that there was a study trying to prove that illegals help the financial aspects of Texas. I thought that this was pretty funny since they don't pay any kind of taxes. But anyway it stated that there are many jobs there that need to be filled and there are not enough Americans to fill them. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Every day I work 25% of my paycheck goes to taxes most of which pay for some lazy bastard to sit at his house and watch Jerry Springer because he is too lazy to go get a fucking jod. Now he spends his whole day collecting unemployement.

Maybe this is a little far fetched but I gonna throw this out there and see if it floats.... Get these lazy fucks off unempleyment and give them the jobs these illegals are apparantly so gracious for taking!!! This is insane to me. Now, I do realize that some people do need unemployment to get back on their feet but when you live on it for most of your life or collect it because you do too many drugs to hold down a job or continually pop out baby after baby after baby after baby because every time you do then Bubba Bush gives you a bigger cut of the working forces hard earned money I would like to just go on a killing spree.

Did you know you can collect social security money if you are an alcoholic and can prove you can't work because of it? How funny is that?

I also agree with the send em over seas idea! Where and how do we vote for that?

Although I believe Captain Grammer will be paying us both a visit, I agree with your opinions.

Just remember that you are now voicing what many of us conservatives have been saying all along (and I truly apologize if you HAVE been voicing conservative views all along - I did not research it, but believe that you were one of the ones that were voicing liberal opinions before. Again, if I am incorrect, then I retract all that I have said.)

And, although Bush is a "Republican" and supposedly a "Conservative", I really don't agree with him for his; Big Government and increased spending or his Stance on Illegal Immigrants, but I would rather have him in office than either of the "guys" that ran against him.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Captain Grammar, your use of the phrase, "what so ever," would be better served by the single word, "whatsoever," which is generally accepted. Your gaffe is slight, however, and quite forgiveable in grammatical circles.
I am unclear as to whether the correct way to describe my attitude is, "dick head," or "dickhead."

------->JMS

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

It's great to see people on here who are very passionate about this beautiful language. Yes, there are many rules which are not written in stone when one is dealing with compound words. I would actually like to see a very concrete and standard guide to be published when navigating the rapids of compound words. Stay grammatically correct, and together we shall rise to a new era of punctuation.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

songsmith wrote:Captain Grammar, your use of the phrase, "what so ever," would be better served by the single word, "whatsoever," which is generally accepted. Your gaffe is slight, however, and quite forgiveable in grammatical circles.
I am unclear as to whether the correct way to describe my attitude is, "dick head," or "dickhead." ------->JMS

I think "dick head" would suit better. The separation really accentuates the words in a punctual manner. Which may have been what the Captain was going for with "what so ever."

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Wow, aren't you fuckin original?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Yo, who be dis punk who be frontin'? Dis iz my terratory! I be representin' fool. I may hafta get ma gat and smoke dis shorty.

Too-tay · Post by **Too-tay** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Gangsta of Ebonics wrote:Yo, who be dis punk who be frontin'? Dis iz my terratory! I be representin' fool. I may hafta get ma gat and smoke dis shorty.

Don't forget dat dis here Capt. Grammar ain't da original. These things happen, muh ma f_ckin hommie. slap mah fro!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Dis is da westside of Rockpage, an I ain't gonna let some punk ass bitch front on mah street. I roll on twenties. Word up, fershizzle. Don't come in here wearin' dhose colors!

Nye · Post by **Nye** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

You three have got to be the most retarded people I've met in all my years of Scientific study and research! Ebon, Tootay, Gangster of Ebonics.. I would like the three of you to come into my lab sometime, preferably soon - so I can run a series of tests on you, in conducting a study as to whether chemical imbalances of the brain cause gradual retardation, or if it's a one-shot process.

I've done studies, and research on said topic.. and I can only come to the conclusion that with symptoms of slurred speech, and flailing hands combined with weird finger symbolisms that it's a gradual declination, that can be stopped, and reversed with time..

Please get in touch with me if you are interested in being a case study. Now if you'll excuse me, I must consult my manuals on how to understand just what in the world you're all saying..

Too-tay · Post by **Too-tay** » Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

Nye wrote:
I've done studies, and research on said topic.. and I can only come to the conclusion that with symptoms of slurred speech, and flailing hands combined with weird finger symbolisms that it's a gradual declination, that can be stopped, and reversed with time..

Indeed, but you have stepped over the esoteric line that determines reality vs. political correctness in this parody of a counter culture. The NAACP loves this stuff!

“We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us!”

Ebonics Translation:

“Indeed, but ya gots stepped over da esoteric line dat determines reality vs. political correctness in dis here parody o' uh counter culture. The NAACP loves dis here sheeit!

‘We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us!’
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.”

ROCKPAGE

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