And still more sponsorship mania!!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

HAIR FORCE ONE, one of Bellwood's better 80's hair band tributes, is proud to announce our partnership with the world's number one beverage - WATER!!

We look forward to a long and rewarding relationship with water, and encourage everyone to enjoy a tall, cool glass of the clear stuff. Starting this weekend, water will be available FREE OF CHARGE at every Hair Force One show. Be sure to ask for a complimentary CLEAR PLASTIC WATER CUP to go with your delicious H2O. Or as we like to call it, H2 Whoah!!

Ladies, be sure to wear a white t-shirt - just add a little water, and you'll be sure to impress all the guys!!

For those of you living La Vida Lo-Carb, don't forget that water has ZERO NET CARBS! So go ahead and drink all you want to wash down that cheese-dipped steak you're snacking on!

And if you like the taste of regular water, you'll love the crisp, refreshing taste of WATER ICE! Try it with a slice of lemon for a south-of-the-border kick.

Oh, who am I trying to kid with my smart-assed ways. We're jealous of all you lucky folks with sponsorship.

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

I love th idea of a clean, cool, refreshing, water sponsorship! Can you get us on board? I can see it now, but maybe Frayed would have to settle for used, dirty, water... Hmmm... Maybe I should reconsider...LOL.. See Ya!

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

ROFL @ Jimi

I just pissed myself, guess i need some water

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

this thread rules....ROFLMFAO

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

Damn....I wonder if our water sponsorship will interfere with our oxygen sponsorship? I think I better call and make sure. If so, I'm getting out of our oxygen sponsorship because water is far better. Hell, water has oxygen in it! So why the hell would you need oxygen anyway?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

Bwahahahahahaha... Jimi just got my post of the year vote ...AGAIN.

Please remember, though, to drink water responsibly. No more than 8 glasses a day, or it's off to rehab with you. I've had this terrible problem for years... sometimes I dream I'm literally swimming in the stuff... and sometimes I actually do! I'm currently in a 12-step program... boating, fishing, kayaking, jet-skiing, showering, washing the car, etc. (My old buddy Terry Wilt used to hit rimshots when I got on a roll like this...)---->JMS

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

But if you loose the Oxygen sponsorship then how does this impact your water? Does the water become very heavy? Or would we be getting into some type of sludge material? What do you think Victor? I am curious if anyone has had the foresight to pick up the sludge sponsorship...Probably Jimi from the sounds of it..LOL!

old Skool · Post by **old Skool** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

Years ago I once knew of a band that actually was ruined because of a water sponsorship. They were an up & coming punk band from Mexico...(sorry, I couldn't resist!).

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

If you really want a new product idea, try DEHYDRATED WATER!

Post by **Ron** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

BadDazeGuitar wrote:They were an up & coming punk band from Mexico...

I remember them... "Moctezuma's Revenge".

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

I know that a few days out of the month, I have an extra quantity of water in my system.. I don't put it there! It's like a ..miracle! Yeah yeah! ...and the Divine One..gave it to me.. so..er..umm...Does that mean y'all should be paying me out royalties then for any massive quantities of water you sell? I think I have this miracle trade marked here somewhere...er..wait..that's just my tattoo... demnit!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

Obviously "Cranial Retention", too much pressure on the gray matter.... it's gotta be!

Two Words............ "Flame RETARDant"

Dan

esa · Post by **esa** » Thursday Apr 08, 2004

::smirks:: Oh hush.. any RETARDant that runs in my veins flows through yours too. See if I beer wench for y'all any more!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Thursday Apr 08, 2004

I might agree except then the opposite,

, would be true..... which it clearly is not. You may have gained it through ASSociation.... Yes, I believe that's truly the case.....

Don't get your panties in a bunch!!! Just screwin with ya cuz!

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

I read that four times and all I can say is, "Ow.. you make my brain hurt." Got the ASSociation part.. but the whole opposite of the opposite is truely false part kinda got me discombobulated.

Oh...One can only get them bunched if one wears them...so ha! Not only have I foiled your witty comments but I've now (hopefully!) scarred you for life. Muah ha ha. I'm so evil.

Love ya

: )*

tom · Post by **tom** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

Jimi

I always look forward to your twisted humor.......you must sniff alot of glue

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

It's all about Networking.... Doing what you can to bring awarness to the community. Whether it's promotions for a Band, a company, a good cause, whatever the case may be.

That's why several area bands, have joined together with the breast cancer society to promote awareness within the community. Who better, to spread the word, than those out on area stages?

Early detection is the best weapon in this fight. So, for the next several months (or more), area musicians will be available to perform routine breast exams...... ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! That's right ladies.....FREE. Just flash the twins at any performance, or simply ask for it, and one (or more, you can never be too safe) of the entertainers will be made available during the next break in their show to complete the exam.

Take the worry out of self examinations...... put your breasts in our hands!

*certain qualifications or restrictions may apply

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

I don't know Dan; avatars of lude anime girls and posts about breast exaiminations, Aja might be back to unleash her fury upon us.

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

tom wrote:Jimi

I always look forward to your twisted humor.......you must sniff alot of glue

Actually, he sniffs the aerosol out of empty hair spray cans. That's why we use 2 crates of Aqua Net a week.

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

::just falls out of her chair and dies::

You forgot to offer the free "in color" x-rays. A band technician will be operating the device. Even though it may look like a plain, digi camera, it's actually a very expensive, advanced piece of x-ray technology. Just in case, you might need to take more than one pic...at different angles too.

Chevelle7982 · Post by **Chevelle7982** » Friday Apr 09, 2004

You should look to Aqua Net for sponsorship. They help support the band's habbit and hair!

ROCKPAGE

And still more sponsorship mania!!

And still more sponsorship mania!!

Canb you get us on board?

Water - Oxygen = ?

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