Crazy Storys (true ones )

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[BDR]

Punctuation friggin' rocks, bro ...

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[Trucula]

Punctuation friggin' rocks, bro ...

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Yeah ya gotta give us a chance to breath!

[DirtySanchez]

Wow, we have officially run out of shit to talk about.

How do you top a story like that?

[BDR]

one day I was bored so I stripped naked and began to slam my dick in the bedroom door over and over and over and it hurt really bad but I kept doing it anyway cause I wanted to see how many whacks it would take to turn my dick dark purple but then it started bleeding so i thought hey this is cool so i kept slamming it in the door but i also got some channel lock pliers and started to twist my nuts back and forth at the same time but it didn't hurt bad enough so I got the garden hose out and srprayed water all over the floor where i was standing and then i plugged in the toaster and placed it on the floor in the middle of the puddle right between my feet and put some bread in it and turned it on and the burst of electricity made my hair start growing again and caused my gonads to enlarge by three times their normal size.



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[DirtySanchez]

You didn't burn the toast, did you?

[BDR]

You didn't burn the toast, did you?

I prefer it dark ...

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[DirtySanchez]

You didn't burn the toast, did you?

I prefer it dark ...

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Burnt toast? You're too hardcore

[BDR]

You didn't burn the toast, did you?

I prefer it dark ...

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Burnt toast? You're too hardcore

Burnt toast ... no f'n butter.

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[mjb]

baddaze,

dude, thankyou. i needed that, i'm still LMAO. stressing out with the tax thing right now. that was fucking halarious.

sanchez, everything you say is funny!!!!!! thanks

[Capt. Grammar]

anyways last night i was hanging out with some freinds then theygot the idea to play bloody nuckles so they did then my one freind wich is crazy+drunk didnt even move when he was playing he took like 50 hits to the hand then finnaly moved it anyways after that his hand was swallon hes like hit me again and it was no longer bloody nuckles he was getting haymakers thrown at his hand and eventaully it was so swallon and bruised it looked like a burnt match ha ha so he was like screw it break my hand so we all took turns throwing haymakers at his hand he took about seven haymakers and between hits he would cry about the pain then after it went away a lil bit he was like do it again so we continued hitting him in the hand then we went to the hospital and as soon as we walked in one of the desk ladys was like wow looks like a boxer break or whatever she said anyways he said he wrecked on a skateboard and after all of it was done he had fractured his hand from the nucks up i feel bad for him but being crazy and drunk does not mix whenever the person likes conflicting pain and injuries to himself or getting others too...well thats just a crazy story that i thought i would share ... hope to hear some good ones from you guys even if there old ....

I was hanging out with some friends last night. They then got the idea to play bloody knuckles, so they then commenced playing. One of my friends, who was very intoxicated, did not even move when he was playing. He took approximately 50 hits to his hand and then finally moved away. Afterwards, his hand swelled up. He said, "Hit me again," and it was no longer bloody knuckles*. He was getting haymakers thrown at his hand, and eventually it became swollen and bruised. It looked like a burnt matchstick. He said, "Screw it; break my hand." Then we all took turns throwing haymakers at his hand. He sustained about seven haymakers. Between hits, he would cry about the pain. Then, after it subsided a little bit, he said, "Do it again." We continued hitting him in the hand. We then went to the hospital. As soon as we walked in, one of the receptionists said, "Wow, looks like a 'boxer' break." I am not sure if this is what she said verbatim. Our friend said that he had wrecked on a skateboard. After all of it was done, it turned out that he had fractured his hand from the knuckles up**. I felt bad for him. Being crazy and intoxicated does not mix whenever the person likes inflicting pain and injuries himself or others, also. Well, that's just a crazy story that I thought I would share. I hope to hear some good ones from you guys, even if they are old.

* I am unsure of the literal meaning here.
** I am unsure if he meant from the knuckles up to the tips of the fingers, the knuckles to the joints, or the knuckles to the wrist.

I did my best, friends. You're welcome.

[Bag]

one day I was bored so I stripped naked and began to slam my dick in the bedroom door over and over and over and it hurt really bad but I kept doing it anyway cause I wanted to see how many whacks it would take to turn my dick dark purple but then it started bleeding so i thought hey this is cool so i kept slamming it in the door but i also got some channel lock pliers and started to twist my nuts back and forth at the same time but it didn't hurt bad enough so I got the garden hose out and srprayed water all over the floor where i was standing and then i plugged in the toaster and placed it on the floor in the middle of the puddle right between my feet and put some bread in it and turned it on and the burst of electricity made my hair start growing again and caused my gonads to enlarge by three times their normal size.



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I literally have tears coming out of my eyes!

[metalchurch]

Damn that is fucked up baddaze. You should be more gentile on the jewels.

[DirtySanchez]

Damn that is fucked up baddaze. You should be more gentile on the jewels.

Why does everything have to turn into a political or religious debate.

[DirtySanchez]

Why do I end my questions with periods.

[YankeeRose]

ROTFLMAO!!! BDRob, thanks, I needed that laugh.

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[MeYatch]

I DONT SIT HERE !!AND WRITE LIKE IM TRYING TO PASS AN EXAM!! SO CAPTAIN GRAMMAR KISS MY ASS!! AND IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULDNT USE YOUR BULLSHIT TEXTBOOK ENGLISH INTELLIGENCE !!TO BE A DICK FUCK YOU

nobody requires anyone to write like they are taking an english exam, but you might want to consider writing based on the fact that someone's going to read it....

for what its worth I use everything I have to be a dick.

[mjb]

thanks for being cool man, just having a couple laughs at your expense.

[bassist_25]

I DONT SIT HERE !!AND WRITE LIKE IM TRYING TO PASS AN EXAM!! SO CAPTAIN GRAMMAR KISS MY ASS!! AND IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULDNT USE YOUR BULLSHIT TEXTBOOK ENGLISH INTELLIGENCE !!TO BE A DICK FUCK YOU

nobody requires anyone to write like they are taking an english exam, but you might want to consider writing based on the fact that someone's going to read it....

for what its worth I use everything I have to be a dick.

Ya gotta love the quote function. It makes a record of every post that someone decides to delete afterwards.

[sixstringdrop]

I DONT SIT HERE !!AND WRITE LIKE IM TRYING TO PASS AN EXAM!! SO CAPTAIN GRAMMAR KISS MY ASS!! AND IF YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULDNT USE YOUR BULLSHIT TEXTBOOK ENGLISH INTELLIGENCE !!TO BE A DICK FUCK YOU

nobody requires anyone to write like they are taking an english exam, but you might want to consider writing based on the fact that someone's going to read it....

for what its worth I use everything I have to be a dick.

Ya gotta love the quote function. It makes a record of every post that someone decides to delete afterwards.

yea i wouldnt of deleted what i posted ,but if you guys are gonna keep talking shit on here,it soundsto me like your bitches .. so if ya want to talk shit come say it to my face ill give ya my adress and we can throw down anytime anywhere......

[HurricaneBob]

Atta boy! Stick up for yourself! Alot of fuckheads on here need a good beating.

[ToonaRockGuy]

nobody requires anyone to write like they are taking an english exam, but you might want to consider writing based on the fact that someone's going to read it....

for what its worth I use everything I have to be a dick.

Ya gotta love the quote function. It makes a record of every post that someone decides to delete afterwards.

yea i wouldnt of deleted what i posted ,but if you guys are gonna keep talking shit on here,it soundsto me like your bitches .. so if ya want to talk shit come say it to my face ill give ya my adress and we can throw down anytime anywhere......

Dude, Captain Grammar is a parody character here. It's meant to be funny. Don't take it so personally. Just quit threatening people (which is a violation of the Rockpage Terms Of Service anyway...) and just laugh at yourself for once. A majority of us have been corrected by the Good Captain, and I, for one, support, applaud, and encourage his pursuit of grammatical perfection.

Now where's my whoopin' stick? I gotta go find Hurricane!

[sixstringdrop]

alright just let it die i get your point,just quit making such a big deal out of the fact that i didnt and dont use grammer,you guys act like this is the funnyest thing in world or something it was funny OK im glad you find humor in the fact that i didnt use proper grammar standards,and i never will on this site cause i could careless about impressing someone with my english and on the threats seriously if you want to insult me dont do it in a forum......... so just let die haha ha i laughed happy ...

[BDR]

Balls get broken on this site daily and no, grammar errors aren't the biggest crime in the world, but I'd suggest if you want (serious) responses to a thread you create, at least make it legible or your balls will be busted.

It's all in good fun, plus, it seems that those who get bent outta shape are the ones who get their balls busted the most.

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