When was the last time your were flashed on stage

Peavey Fool · Post by **Peavey Fool** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Just thinking about the good ol days
Where were you when you first got flashed.

Gallowglass · Post by **Gallowglass** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

We had two chicks mutually masturbate each other right in front on me one time at Victory Lane. Does that count?

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

I can't really recall if it was the first time, but for some reason it's the most vivd in my memory; and that is this one time at the Valley Inn.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

I was playing a senior center.

johnliebal · Post by **johnliebal** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

when our old band played at the talent show 3 girls showed us their tits and let us autograph them...we were 15

Bic & Que · Post by **Bic & Que** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Bah! Que never flashes me at a show....damitall...

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Six years ago at the Avondale Hotel

Ask Dale Nitti.

Brian of the Clan Plush · Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

EVERY time we play at Mojo's or give away beads or a shirt in State College....I'm not bulshittin'

...and I try to take a picture every time

redawg · Post by **redawg** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Two days ago at Sloppy Joes

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Do not remember the first time, but most memorable was at The Warehouse in Bedford. Chicks were goin nuts on each other.
Best boobs, some chick at a big ass benefit in sinking valley last summer.

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

Blair county prison....

redawg · Post by **redawg** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

at Hurricane. Bobby, you need to get ahold of me via PM or e-mail. My e-mail is dsolinski@hotmail.com

I wanna see the Hurricanes come down here and rock the island.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

DirtySanchez wrote:Do not remember the first time, but most memorable was at The Warehouse in Bedford. Chicks were goin nuts on each other.

Must have been the same ones that were there when we were...One I wished I wouldn't have seen!!...and one swapped shirtwith our singer....Didn't like seeing him in a stringed top either!!!

I do remember one at Jackson's in Windberne (?) this one had a leather vest on that popped open and she was too drunk to know, or didn't care....an another got on the floor doing a "Horizonal Bop" with a mini skirt and "took our picture" without a camera!

Best was at Greencastle and we got to judge the wet T-shirt contest and chick #3 turned to chick #4 and tore her top open and kissed her breasts and licked her up to a french kiss..."We have a winner!!"
Then came a thong contest and when they were dancing to The Thong Song...I waited till they were squatting and it was quiet and hollared, "LET'S SEE YA POOP!!" That made everyone crack up!!

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Dunk,

Too long ago, much too long ago.

There WERE these two crazy people (One woman, one guy) kneeling
down in front of us playing SPOONS along with "Know Your Enemy"
Friday night! Never saw THAT before.

But...that's nowhere near the same thing is it? No...no, it isn't.

skydog · Post by **skydog** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

A couple of years ago at the bluesfest in Marettia PA at Deb's place she had both nipples pierced.....God bless her that had to hurt

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

This past Saturday, Shade Mountain Inn.

Bic & Que · Post by **Bic & Que** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Hey...wait a minute there Kev!

How come I didn't get any vid of that incident?

Oh...that's right...Que said I'd have to leave if that happened in front of the camera! LOL

B

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

1st time - I was 18 years old playing at the "S" Club, an after hours place in Johnstown, from 2:00 - 4:00 or 4:30 in the morning. They had an elevated stage and dance floor and a girl, who we later found out was a stripper at Madjack's strip bar in Johnstown, got up on the dance floor, lifted her dress and showed us her goods.

Last time - I know there was a brief glimpse at a place last year I can't remember but one I remember very well was June 2004 at the Best Western in Indiana. There were several couples on the dance floor and the girls kept lifting their dresses and tops and showing us everything. Their husbands and boyfriends kept lifting their wive's and girlfriend's clothes for us to see and show off their women. The sad thing is that none of them were nice.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

A few incidents come to mind...

At Blytz's first bar gig at McMurtries Tavern north of Huntingdon in 1984, a rather large young lady displayed her ample wares for an entire song... Doug Forshey was all of 14 or 15 years old, and his eyes were the size of saucers. It's one of those memories that underscore how green we were, and how much fun we had.

At a custom van-owners' rally near Milton we played every year for a few years... first year, a quick-clothes-change contest became a show featuring a young lady and a Pabst beer bottle, thanks to influence of grain alcohol and LSD. There was also a biggest-d*ck contest, which Defiance singer Jeff Lucas actually won, until some guy came up and displayed what appeared to be a child's leg hanging from his zipper. Jeff ("Pally") handed over the trophy without missing a beat, and I laughed like an idiot. The next year, it was a sexy banana-eating contest became two very goodlooking girls involved in mutual cunnilingus, until a very drunk man in nothing but dirty tighty-whiteys (tented in front) laid the pipe. That would have been hard to beat, and the following year it tamed down to a human-sundae contest that became a public muff-dive show. Bear in mind that the smallest crowd was 500 people, and the largest was nearly 1500, so this was not some small thing. There was more booze and drugs than I'd ever seen before, and I'm from Southern Huntingdon County, where people get up very early in the morning just to get hammered.

Another story involved a smokin' hot teenybopper getting them out at a biker party at Hogback (Clearfield Cycle Club, awesome parties). She was right in front of the stage, inches away, and the breasteses were works of art. However, her boyfriend didn't like me looking, and when the set ended, he picked me up bodily, throwing me over his shoulder pretty easily, like a feed sack. When I realized he was headed for the huge bonfire, I freaked, and began hitting him with fists, knees, elbows, and whatever else i could... he didn't even notice, he just kept walking. I was scared to death I was going in that bonfire. It took four angry bikers to knock him down with me on his shoulder. I was white as a ghost when they told me he was really going to throw me in the fire.

There was also the SideStep show at the Post where the blonde opened her shirt, pulled down the jeans and undies, did a lap or two around the man in the boat, and inserted her right index finger into Slot C. MY wife was PISSED, and Tim Kelly was laughing so hard his face was a bright red I'll never forget.

As a boob connoiseur, I seldom miss a good flash. Boobs of all descriptions are very welcome to stare at my eyes at any time. I do not judge personality based on boob quality, and in fact, I've seldom seen boobies I didn't like on some level.
I'm guessing that bluegrass isn't so conducive to booby-flashing, so I guess I'll be seeing far fewer of them, but heck, we got college-girl flashed in .OO Buck a few times, so anything's possible.

Best I've ever seen? Faith the barmaid's. I'm telling you, when she gets them out, angels sing and a brilliant blue-white light illuminates them from Heaven. Very nice. Very nice. Gotta go look at porn now.

----->JMS

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Brian of the Clan Plush wrote:EVERY time we play at Mojo's or give away beads or a shirt in State College....I'm not bulshittin'

...and I try to take a picture every time

So, I should find our supply of beads for st. patty's day????

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

songsmith wrote:There was more booze and drugs than I'd ever seen before, and I'm from Southern Huntingdon County, where people get up very early in the morning just to get hammered.

Hey! As a native to Southern Huntingdon County, I take this as an insult...

Those who wake up early to get hammered... imply that they sleep... pansies, I havent slept for 14 years... that's right, I started hardcore backwoods drinking at fuckin 7!

What have you ever done?!?!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

When was the last time you were flashed on stage?

r:>)

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

s-s-s-s-s-s-so.....wr-wr-wr-wr-wrroong.

skipisode · Post by **skipisode** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Countless times! In fact it happened within the last 2 shows.

BTW Rob, you're scaring me again! I don't want to see any hairy nipples.

BURK · Post by **BURK** » Thursday Mar 01, 2007

Brian of the Clan Plush wrote:EVERY time we play at Mojo's or give away beads or a shirt in State College....I'm not bulshittin'

...and I try to take a picture every time

AGREED!!!

I think that it is just a normal part of the show in State College... Its acceptable behavior, and hey, I like it!

-BURK