Channel 10 News At 11

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Friday Feb 23, 2007

I don't usually watch any news, but whoo, last night my looong ROTFLOL over "Boner, aaah Bahner" was worth it!

I couldn't help but wonder if someone else from RP caught it too, as I recall a thread about just such occurances a while back.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Friday Feb 23, 2007

Channel 10? What's that?

hahahahaha

down here i get WGAL 8, ABC 27, FOX 43 and some NBC affiliate... they all suck...

Bic & Que · Post by **Bic & Que** » Saturday Feb 24, 2007

OK....webdweeb alert....

WHAT does ROTFLOL mean?

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Saturday Feb 24, 2007

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud

I think

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Feb 24, 2007

heh eheheh heh heheheh.. she said BONER. heh hehhehe

http://members.tripod.com/~foodgodbb/beavis.jpg

do you think she needs a boner?

Bic & Que · Post by **Bic & Que** » Sunday Feb 25, 2007

Thanks ChaosRisingRice!

Shouldn't boner have been edited out by the tv censors?

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Sunday Feb 25, 2007

Channel 10 was recently bought out, hence the change in personnel. What I am still struggling to understand is how Kevin Flannigan kept his job. He is one of the worst reporters. He always has difficulties reading copy and quite often breaks into his "Kermit The Frog" voice....I just don't get it.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sunday Feb 25, 2007

I have a source who tells me TV-10's not such a great place to work... the talent and crew are cool, but management hasn't been up to par in several years. When an out-of-town conglomerate owns something like that, it's all about returns for the stockholders, not quality.----->JMS

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

given Johnny Songsmith's last post... here is what I recommend...

I'll move to Altoona... or atleast back to Orbisonia and drive an hour for the time being... we start our OWN tv news station... or atleast hijack Channel 10...

I think to be most effective, we're gonna need Kevin, Rob, Songsmith and Bob (Trucula) as on-air personalities... Hurricane, myself, and we'll get Rob to move back from Reno for on-the-scene reporters. Keith Rice will do sports, and Keith Reyn will have the Blaccuweather forecast...

"It's gon rain!"

Chris Peters and Dave can film... and oh yeah, every newstation needs a pretty face so Kathy from the Underground... you're up..

it'll work..

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:... and oh yeah, every newstation needs a pretty face so Kathy from the Underground... you're up..

See, I thought you covered that when you signed me on to this thing ...

r:>)

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:given Johnny Songsmith's last post... here is what I recommend...

I'll move to Altoona... or atleast back to Orbisonia and drive an hour for the time being... we start our OWN tv news station... or atleast hijack Channel 10...

I think to be most effective, we're gonna need Kevin, Rob, Songsmith and Bob (Trucula) as on-air personalities... Hurricane, myself, and we'll get Rob to move back from Reno for on-the-scene reporters. Keith Rice will do sports, and Keith Reyn will have the Blaccuweather forecast...

"It's gon rain!"

Chris Peters and Dave can film... and oh yeah, every newstation needs a pretty face so Kathy from the Underground... you're up..

it'll work..

Actually I think your on to something here Gary!

As I see it: Rob the Drummer would make a great on scene reporter over Chris Cekot, He has already proven he would atleast go out of the parking lot to cover a story!! LOL

And as far as on air personalities, I can't see any of us getting in touch with our feminine side and going over to QVC!

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

"...and today we have HELLFIRE raining down upon us. Today's low is 450 degrees with a chance of precipitation of 'not a chance in hell'.
Today's High is Strawberry Cough Nugs bought from Leon Jenkins on 35th street and 9th ave. We can expect these periods of instant inceneration to last for, well who the hell knows really.
My rest of the week forecast is....Tomorrow will be hot as hell, the next day will be hot as shit, the next will be hot as a motherfucker, followed by sunday which will be hot as a bitch.
you know what? if you wanna see what the weather is like...dont sit in front of your TV...open your curtains ...use your EYES..and LOOK outside!!!
God, i need a vacation to somewhere naked.
anyway, this is Keith Reyn with the Blaccuweather forecast. back to you guys...."

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Gangbang watch! I'm Gary Waite on location on 4th street in Altoona outside of this hardware store turned crackhouse where today, swingers, prostitutes, war mongers, midgets, 3 jews, and a penguin have congregated for the first annual "Bang for a Mustang" challenge sponsored by Courtesy Ford.

The contestants, coming from all over will compete in a series of gang bangs in which each gang bang will be scored on a range of 1-10 in categories such as style, sheer force used, length, versitility, and story-telling. The winning gang receives a brand new ford mustang... and a 10 year supply of cocktails to fight off the effects of the AIDS virus. despite being warned by the General Surgeon and the Health associations, these competitors plan to plow on through as planned... needless to say, these swingers are grabbing the bull... you guessed it... by the balls. Back to you, Rob!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Thanks Gary for that stirring report ...

On the national front, Britney Spears has done what many have claimed to have done but have never proven ... On Monday, Spears sucked a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose. The feat was witnessed by several hundred onlookers, some of whom thought they were at a taping for the next season of VH-1's "Surreal Life."

Spears said it was "nothin'."

Now, with the traffic report, here's our eye in the sky, Rob Bonsell in SkyCam 10 ...

r:>)

Naga · Post by **Naga** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

We're currently experiencing some technical difficulties with the SkyCam. Apparently, Rob Bonsell is still fishing it out of his ass

This just in... Today, we've come to Altoona Hospital to see something many of the area residents have been talking about for the past 3 days. Apparently, 125 year-old Johnny Cocksmith was able to live up to his name, after accidentally putting his cock into a blender. In much pain and despair, he went to a Humperstumpville farm, owned by Mr. and Mrs. Crabass, and slaughtered 3 of their horses. After finding the first 2 were female, he butchered the third, and removed its penis. He then somehow surgically fastened it in place of his own. Authorities are still searching for the tools he used to repair the apendage. I bet the local girls will have a lot of comparing to do when he gets out of the operating room, and jail. Back to you, Keith!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

*feed goes to complete static and snow... *

yeah Im sure the FCC really appreciated that dynamic drop-in, Naga. You just cost us our station!

hahaha

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Trucula wrote:

DUDE!!!.....they used to put that up on TV10 all the time years ago. LMFAO!! I think i'm having an acid flashback!

TV10 needs to bring back SHOCK THEATRE if they want to continue!

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

LOL Yeah and ol CHILLER theater... This is going back a ways but there was a cheesy old guy that use to show creepy movies. Might not have been on channel 10 ......Uncle ________ ? he even did magic tricks after commercials..Help me out! Like a Count something.

Bic & Que · Post by **Bic & Que** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Hey! Who won the "Bang for a Mustang" challenge?

And this just in.....Governor Rendellenbergermandrell has just assigned Lewistown the official title of Heroin/Welfare Capital of our great state of Pennsylvania.....

What an honor! Interviews with locals will be aired tomorrow night on the 6 o'clock news.....

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Trucula wrote:LOL Yeah and ol CHILLER theater... This is going back a ways but there was a cheesy old guy that use to show creepy movies. Might not have been on channel 10 ......Uncle ________ ? he even did magic tricks after commercials..Help me out! Like a Count something.

That sounds like "Uncle Ted's Ghoul School". I used to see his BAD magic tricks that almost never worked on WNEP Channel 16, which is out of Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. He wore a Fez.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Bic & Que wrote:Hey! Who won the "Bang for a Mustang" challenge?

And this just in.....Governor Rendellenbergermandrell has just assigned Lewistown the official title of Heroin/Welfare Capital of our great state of Pennsylvania.....

What an honor! Interviews with locals will be aired tomorrow night on the 6 o'clock news.....

Breaking News: In addition to Lewistown being named the Heroin/Welfare Capital of Pennsylvania, Mount Union has been recognized as a "Crackhouse City USA" .. which is a nice counter to Huntingdon being a "Tree City USA". Noted for the large crackhouse next to the Mount Union Sheetz, Governor Ed Rendell stated "I have seen me some good crackhomes in my time... trust me, southside Philadelphia is a haven to crackhomes... but this crackhouse takes the rock!" Later being accused of making a terrible pun, the Governor apologized to all Mount Union citizens, saying "You're not good enough for bad puns..."

More at 11:00

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Bang for a Mustang sounds like a great Idea.
I'd bang for a used shopping cart though.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 27, 2007

Bang for a Mustang is great... but then you get these rednecks who say.. "I'd rather push my chevy than drive a ford.." because you know... rednecks support Chevrolet.. which is french by name...

so to appease them, we'll create "If she's heavy.. win a chevy.."

can we all agree to this?

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

YankeeRose wrote:
Trucula wrote:LOL Yeah and ol CHILLER theater... This is going back a ways but there was a cheesy old guy that use to show creepy movies. Might not have been on channel 10 ......Uncle ________ ? he even did magic tricks after commercials..Help me out! Like a Count something.

That sounds like "Uncle Ted's Ghoul School". I used to see his BAD magic tricks that almost never worked on WNEP Channel 16, which is out of Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. He wore a Fez.

That's it!! (guess this shows how old we are!

) That was a cool show and yeah it was B rated movies and bad magic!...But I waited up for it every weekend!....LOL
I did a search and Bill O'Reilly use to write for him...found this interesting fact when he locked him (Uncle Ted) in a coffin and he was claustrophobic!!
http://www.bu.edu/alumni/com/comtalk/20 ... cking.html

Count Gore De Vol was another bad one!