Good Political Joke

[ToonaRockGuy]

One day a six-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristicly quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, he will go home with some guy and spend the night with
him"

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He really works for the Bush Administration,
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[Banned]

it's funny if your a liberal , are ya

[f.sciarrillo]

That would be funny if you were a liberal - Or a libertarian, or an independent lol ...

[Banned]

That would be funny if you were a liberal - Or a libertarian, or an independent lol ...

I agree, it is funny no matter what.

[lonewolf]

Since nobody has justified the title of this thread yet, I guess its up to me:


Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,
'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and
secure my presidential victory in 2008'.

'Great, but how so you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes

and shoes, like
most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a
Labrador.

When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show
admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel,
they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived
at just the place they were looking for.

With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the
Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton

?"
Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We
were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some
local color."

They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to
drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would
listen.

All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes
in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath,
shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door. ; A few moments later, in
came another old farmer.

He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his
head and then left the bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came
in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
bartender over.
'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look
under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'
'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them
that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".

[ToonaRockGuy]

it's funny if your a liberal , are ya

Well, for the record, my parents, who are liberal Democrats, sent me the joke. My personal political leanings are my own, and I decline to reveal or discuss my politics on Rockpage.

[f.sciarrillo]

That is a good also, lonewolf ... We need a independent joke now ...

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

That is a good also, lonewolf ... We need a independent joke now ...

Ralph Nader..

(need i say more?)

[lonewolf]

That is a good also, lonewolf ... We need a independent joke now ...

Ralph Nader..

(need i say more?)