Misleading band names on Rockpage

[Bloodsong]

1. The Embalmed
What you would expect:
Blackdeathrockmetal with a heavy dose of groove and hooks. The unholy union of Carcass, SFU, and Sabbath rolled into one.
What you get:
Shitty college music, heavy on pretense and light on ability. House music for total fucking morons.
2. FedUP
What you would expect:
Slamming metal that sounds like a car wreck involving the members of DRI and Black Label Society.
What you get:
Crusty disco-flavored cock serenades. Rumors include the vocalist eating his own shit.
3. bad Daze
What you expect:
Highly entertaining rock with outstanding musicianship. Heavy drinking fun.
What you get:
well, that's actually an accurate description of bad Daze, but let's be honest. badDazeRob jacks off hobos and licks asses for change and/or small favors.

[BDR]

... but let's be honest. badDazeRob jacks off hobos and licks asses for change and/or small favors.

HEY!!! Let's not spread harmful and vicious rumors ...

(I've never done any of that $hit for less than $5.)

r:>)

[SpellboundByMetal]

hmm. im lost about what the point of this thread is....promoting? or is cutting on one's own music the thing now? explain please , jason.

[Bloodsong]

it's the in thing. or maybe i just thought is was a funny response to the "cool band names" thread. nah; it's the in thing.

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

1) Flight 19

- What I expected: Party band. Lots of drinking, semi-ugly women dancing about performing the "Central Pennsylvania ass shake"
- What I got: I dont know... never seen them live

2) Sound of Silence

- What I expected: Garage band performing originals and covers.
- What I got: garage band sound fun live show, good times.

3) 4 Days Dirty

- What I expected: 3 days grace
- What I got: Breaking Benjamin

4) Your Dying Wish

- What I expected: Well I knew these guys when they were Consider the Eyes of Carl Lee (consider the ashes/eyes of anguish/from their eyes/the vengeance of carl lee) but having just seen the name I would expect something along the lines of Poison the Well or Atreyu

- What I got: 5 faggots from Harrisburg who pound metal.

5) Death Upon Arrival

- What I expected: Metal band
- What I got - Metal band

[Charltor]

Crusty disco-flavored cock serenades

I think we have a new title for our next album!

by the way the Sanchez shit eating is a rumor,
but he does like poking asshole knuckle deep and
savoring the anal butter on his upper lip...

[bassist_25]

I tried to talk Jimi Hatt into starting an all original disco project before. Jimi would have brought the syncopated 7th chords with massive amounts of the Crybaby pedal, and I would have layed down measure upon measure of walking octave basslines. It would have been funkilicious with the emphasis on the "kilicious." LMAO

[BT]

1) Flight 19

- What I expected: Party band. Lots of drinking, semi-ugly women dancing about performing the "Central Pennsylvania ass shake"
- What I got: I dont know... never seen them live

Semi-ugly women?

[DirtySanchez]

You know, they get more beautiful with every drink.

I think if a car wrecked into a disco it would certainly sound like fedup.

I don't actually eat the turds, I just put them in my mouth to get the rotten vagina taste out of there when I get back from the nursing home.

If the embalmed was music for total fucking morons you guys would go platinum just selling cd's in Altoona and Johnstown.

[Bloodsong]

perhaps it is clever marketing... hmmmmmmm.....

[AceaDiamonds]

perhaps it is clever marketing... hmmmmmmm.....

What is the name of Your Band?

[AceaDiamonds]

Music
murder on my brain
final insult
when hell comes to town
serpentine
subserviance
death threats and shit lists
wargasm
the lost art of stalking
667
let it bleed
a moment of violence
blood song
out of hand
pale to blue
let us prey
the end of everything decent, the beginning of something better
look a little deeper
faith or filth
emissary
closure
excommunicated
infidel
laid to waste
imperial
exterminate
made to suffer
dehumanized
lights out
what's killing you
leave your mark
sawed off

Is this a Christian Group... Like Cain and Able or something?

[Mikey Wax]

Christian. I'd imagine that "Murder on My Brain" was the giveaway.

[AceaDiamonds]

Just asking I don't know? If this guy has a bug up his ass on band names well.... I guess he has a bug up his ass.

Largest Bug... Stick Insect averages 15 inches long !

Hey I think I am coming up with some good band names....;]

[Killjingle]

some of those titles I came up with... you didnt mention Holy March?

[Bloodsong]

i'm from The Embalmed. just a little self- depricating humor between friends (FedUP and bad Daze). i'll make fun of my old band's (House of Cain) song titles if will make everyone feel better.

[Bloodsong]

4. House of Cain
What you would expect:
Deathpunkandroll with a... nevermind. i heard the singer's a dick. and his threads are lame.

[DirtySanchez]

House of cain, What you expect: a bunch of religious dildos.

What you get: A bunch of regular dildos.

[DirtySanchez]

P.S. this is the best thread on Rockpage.

[SpellboundByMetal]

URINER

[Mikey Wax]

4. House of Cain
What you would expect:
Deathpunkandroll with a... nevermind. i heard the singer's a dick. and his threads are lame.

I heard their fans eat raw liver. I also think I may have seen a raw liver mohawk before too.

[SpellboundByMetal]

Is HOC done? last i heard, there was a drummer search.

[bassist_25]

4. House of Cain
What you would expect:
Deathpunkandroll with a... nevermind. i heard the singer's a dick. and his threads are lame.

...and he lives another life as a custom cycle builder.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/ ... OLLAGE.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/relativeminor2000/hoc.jpg

Jason Straw and Billy Lane: One and the same?

[YankeeRose]

Jason, this is a very imaginative and I'd say solely entertaining thread, except for "Disco"...stop fighting it and give in to the urge! ("The Urge"...not great but fair band name, and most likely already taken.)

[Bloodsong]

what i expected:
some laughs at my expense.
what i got:
the satisfaction of telling the world that DirteeSanchezz really does eat poo.