Cool Band Names...

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

not sure if this has ever been done or not... but list some of the 'coolest' band names you have encountered.. and explain why in some cases (you don't have to explain if you don't want to)

mine...

Bitchslicer
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Horwood
Demise of Eros
War of Ages
Demise Awaits (kick ass name, shitty band)
The JonBenet
Lost in the Flood
Atreyu (always been a fan of the name... cuz of the whole egyptian god thing)
Aiden
The Suicide Pact
The Vengeance of Carl Lee (hahaha i remember my first response to seeing that name in an e-mail Justin sent me was "WHAT?!?!")
One Dead Three Wounded
Not Without Resistance
Animal Mother
Killswitch Engage (an episode of "The X Files" - awesome)
Dreamscar
The John Denver Flight School
Cado Mara (great name... shitty fashioncore emo dudes)
Sangraal
The Pax Cecilia
FACERAPE!
Nascar Nazarene
ThrodL
Suicide Silence
Norma Jean
Unearth
Gojira
Emila Massacre

that's all i can think of right now..

your turn!

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

"Bitchslicer"

"FACERAPE!"

Freaking brilliant.

"So son, what's the name of this new little band of yours?"

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

In college at Miami Ohio there was a band called "Dickless Pride" - they called their fans "dickheads."

Of course, one of the bands I was in during college was "Reptillicus" - named for a Japanese b-grade monster movie about a flying snake or something.

I still think naming your band after a medieval torture device is cool (Iron Maiden, knuckleheads....)

Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!!!

And while we're on the topic, any name of a metal band with "Metal" actually in the name is lame... I love the band (pre-Black, anyway) but "Metallica" is a fuckin' stupid name... good thing they kicked everybody's ass....

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

reminds me of the ska band Mephiskapheles.

I'm pretty sure all band names are pretty lame, but I always like "No Use For a Name"

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

Ska-Na-Na...

worst band name ever!

worst band ever

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

There was a band in MD in the late 90's called "Vomit Snack". I saw them...they werent lying. WTF?
I just saw a band on a site today called 'The Negro Problem'. WTF??
http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/thenegroproblem

I think "Tweedle Dumbass" is a cool band name.

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

is Anal Cunt already on there?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

Rhino Bucket (it's just so random)
Bolognious Funk (John McKnight's current project in Atlanta)
Dread Zeppelin
Thunder (a band that made it with a 4th grader's band name, LOL)
The Absence (cool guys, great name, great band)

johnliebal · Post by **johnliebal** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

the plastard bastards is a pretty creative name

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

johnliebal wrote:the plastard bastards is a pretty creative name

not really...

no disrespect towards the band... i just dont think too much thought goes into band names that rhyme

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

Barney Rubble and the Cunt stubble - NY porno band..

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

i take my previous statement back... that rhyming name works hahahaha

drums=life · Post by **drums=life** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

You all should check out " Bitchslicer" we have them on our favs on myspace, good ass philly metal!!!!

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

I forgot about one of my all-time favorite bands:

Zodiac Mindwarp And The Love Reaction

(Think Alice Cooper on acid. Awesome trippy metal band.)

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

Abortion Tickles

Lubricunts

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

johnliebal wrote:the plastard bastards is a pretty creative name

Thanks for the bump.
We never meant to pick a name that rhymed,we just thought the name Plastered Bastards was funny.

Pink Turds In Space
Pecker Tracks
Gary Abuseys
Anal Cunt (Who will be playing ay the 31st Street Pub next month)
Neurosis
Man Is The Bastard
Melvins
Dissucks
Bleeding Rectum
Meat Shits
Pink Lincolns
Buzzoven
Weedeater
Rorschach
Pungent Stench

Cheers!!!!!!

IN-BASS · Post by **IN-BASS** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

Anyone remember.. Caeser Pink & The Imperial Orgy ?

awesome name.. awesome band..

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

One Hundred Thousand Missing
The Killing
25 Ta Life
EYEHATEGOD
This or the Apocalypse
Dead Helix
Fifty Caliber Kiss
Tokyo Rose
Slept Through The Screaming
Pucker Up Velcrolips
Shai Hulud
Pierced Not Broken (great guys, great band)
Wings Ripped Out

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

r:>)

Possessed · Post by **Possessed** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

Vick Vacuum and the Attachments (great old school funk band from Chicago)
Monkeybread
Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters (Henry Rollins Band)

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

Forgot about the Douche Lords (whose only claim to fame was that they "played faster than Slayer") - read about them in Thrasher magainze about 20 years ago.....

Pussy Galore
Big Hunk O' Cheese
Acoustic Hookah
Minor Threat (great double entendre)

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

IN-BASS wrote:Anyone remember.. Caeser Pink & The Imperial Orgy ?

awesome name.. awesome band..

I remember them.I knew Lynne Ann for a long time.
I haven't heard that band name in years.
wow

Cheers!!!!!!!!

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

Dead and Gone
Logical Nonsense
Jesus Fucking Christ
Antischism
Amebix
23 More Minutes
Goatwhore
Born Against
Alabama Thunderpussy
Kilara
Drop Dead
Drippy Drawers
Wynona Riders
Horny Mormons
Christ On A Crutch
Christ On Parade
Christ On A Stick (Old Altoona Punk Band)
Bongzilla
The Fartz
Pounded Clown
Behind Enemy Lines
Fudge Tunnel
You Got Ten Seconds To UnFuck Yourself
Oh Shit,They're Going To Kill Us

Cheers!

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

John Couger Concentration Camp

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

a band actually named 'Auschwitz'

no joke involved...