Well, She's Finally Lost It...
So today, I saw video of her shaving her head, which says one thing to me: publicity stunt. Think of it... it's just hair, it grows back, it costs nothing to cut, and you get worldwide coverage on every media outlet including local newscasts. It worked for Sineade, and Britney's a way bigger star.
Therefore, in order to trump up some publicity for the new bluegrass band I'm in, I have shaved my nards, and will post the video soon. Everyone who's ever seen my nards has remarked about how thick and full my nardhair was, and it was quite a sacrifice for me (I feel so naked and vulnerable without my trademark luxurious scrote-locks) but I feel it was necessary in order to make my sociopolitical statement.
---->JMS
Therefore, in order to trump up some publicity for the new bluegrass band I'm in, I have shaved my nards, and will post the video soon. Everyone who's ever seen my nards has remarked about how thick and full my nardhair was, and it was quite a sacrifice for me (I feel so naked and vulnerable without my trademark luxurious scrote-locks) but I feel it was necessary in order to make my sociopolitical statement.

only BALDING men shave their heads. to hide the fact that they are balding already because balding ain't cool. specially not for a rocker. dang lucky break for balding rockers everywhere that shaved heads got "cool". the follically challenged muscian were out-of-work 5 yrs ago LOL. BIG hair is still way cooler anyway 
thank your lucky stars the razor is "in"

thank your lucky stars the razor is "in"

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you know... somewhere in a dark room somewhere... britney spears and her publicists, her family, her friends -- everybody associated with her are all looking at message boards like this one... and television sets and magazines and newspapers all over the world, and laughing their fucking heads off, because absolutely every one of you dumb fucks just fell for another britney spears trap...
for every level headed person like kev on here -- there are 300 people who would spend their entire week's salary to get the inside on britney's life. for every person who comes on a message board and says "her fifteen minutes of fame are up, so she's just trying to generate attention" -- there are 300 people saying "what will she do next?". for every person questioning her integrity or her morality, or any characteristic that she possesses that you know nothing about... there are millions of other people out there who continue to worship the very dirt she shits into... because at the end of the day, no matter what you say or what you do -- she has you by the fucking mouth... hook. line. sinker, and at this point in her life... that's all she wants..
now let's see you shave your head and see if you can score a 2 million dollar book deal off of it... when you do... give me a call, i still won't give a fuck then.
(i think my general sense of apathy towards celebrities has just towed me towards defending one... wow...)
for every level headed person like kev on here -- there are 300 people who would spend their entire week's salary to get the inside on britney's life. for every person who comes on a message board and says "her fifteen minutes of fame are up, so she's just trying to generate attention" -- there are 300 people saying "what will she do next?". for every person questioning her integrity or her morality, or any characteristic that she possesses that you know nothing about... there are millions of other people out there who continue to worship the very dirt she shits into... because at the end of the day, no matter what you say or what you do -- she has you by the fucking mouth... hook. line. sinker, and at this point in her life... that's all she wants..
now let's see you shave your head and see if you can score a 2 million dollar book deal off of it... when you do... give me a call, i still won't give a fuck then.
(i think my general sense of apathy towards celebrities has just towed me towards defending one... wow...)
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You should see the prices of some of those salons in Hollywood. They charge upwards of $10,000.00 for a hair cut. So I don't think it was cheap for her. It's not like she is just going to go to the local barber and tell joe to take a little off the top. lolsongsmith wrote:So today, I saw video of her shaving her head, which says one thing to me: publicity stunt. Think of it... it's just hair, it grows back, it costs nothing to cut, and you get worldwide coverage on every media outlet including local newscasts. It worked for Sineade, and Britney's a way bigger star.

To tell the truth, sienade o'conner was kinda cute, when she wasn't spouting her mouth about something stupid.
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I am bassist_25, and I approve of this diatribe.AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:you know... somewhere in a dark room somewhere... britney spears and her publicists, her family, her friends -- everybody associated with her are all looking at message boards like this one... and television sets and magazines and newspapers all over the world, and laughing their fucking heads off, because absolutely every one of you dumb fucks just fell for another britney spears trap...
for every level headed person like kev on here -- there are 300 people who would spend their entire week's salary to get the inside on britney's life. for every person who comes on a message board and says "her fifteen minutes of fame are up, so she's just trying to generate attention" -- there are 300 people saying "what will she do next?". for every person questioning her integrity or her morality, or any characteristic that she possesses that you know nothing about... there are millions of other people out there who continue to worship the very dirt she shits into... because at the end of the day, no matter what you say or what you do -- she has you by the fucking mouth... hook. line. sinker, and at this point in her life... that's all she wants..
now let's see you shave your head and see if you can score a 2 million dollar book deal off of it... when you do... give me a call, i still won't give a fuck then.
(i think my general sense of apathy towards celebrities has just towed me towards defending one... wow...)
(Sorry, just getting ready for the election in 2008)
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