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So we are sitting at King's resturaunt, 2 in the morning figuring out all the troubles in life to 5 cups of shitty coffee and a half of pack of cigarettes, when someone decides to play the most ridiculous game ever. The tampon game.

Here's what you do...think of a movie and change one of the words in the movie name to the word tampon.

(example) Saving Private Tampon instead of Saving Private Ryan

We acuattly did this for hours...
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Old war movies work well...

A Tampon Over The River Kwai

A Tampon Too Far

The Longest Tampon :lol:
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Just 2 questions:

What was in the coffee?

What was in the cigarettes?
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"Please Don't Eat The Tampons" :wink:
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Tampons Almighty
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Little Shop of Tampons
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Three Men And A Tampon
Tampon, Interrupted
Indiana Jones and the Tampon of Doom
Tampocalypse Now
O Tampon, Where Art Thou?
To Tampon, With Love, Julie Newmar
Dreamtampons
Beaches (okay, it has about as much relevance to men as your average tampon does, and we enjoy dealing with it about the same amount)
Tampon On Elm Street
Tampon 9 From Outer Space
The Tampon Beneath The Stairs
Gone With The Tampon

...and finally...
Tampon II: First Blood
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the 40-year-old tampon
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this is sick and infantile, imo :(
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Tampon :twisted:
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Planes, Trains and Tampons
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Using songs can be just as much fun.....like "He ain't Heavy he's my Tampon"
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jangel wrote:Using songs can be just as much fun.....like "He ain't Heavy he's my Tampon"
"The Wind Beneath My Tampon" - Bette Midler :twisted:
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movies:

dude wheres my tampon

night of the living tampon

meet the tampons

lord of the tampons

the tampon before Christmas

songs:

tampon bloody tampon (sabbath bloody sabbath)

tampon blood? (reining blood)
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Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Suck My Tampon" (suck my kiss)

Gwad, I don't beleive that came to mind!

or the band "Red Hot Tampons"


johnliebal see what you started! :twisted:
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Trucula wrote:Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Suck My Tampon" (suck my kiss)

Gwad, I don't beleive that came to mind!

or the band "Red Hot Tampons"


johnliebal see what you started! :twisted:
thats pretty good haha...yeah maybe i shouldnt have started this
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Honey, I Shrunk the Tampon

The Green Tampon

Walk the Tampon

The Tampons Have Eyes
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me, myself and my tampon
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Enter the Tampon
Tampon of Fury
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Full Metal Tampon
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Throw momma from the tampon.
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Bobby Vintons.......Blue Tampon

Beatles ...I wanna hold your tampon
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Tampon on my Shoulders (makes me happy)

more war movies:

Kelly's Tampons

To Tampon and Back

The Wild Tampons

Saving Private Tampon

Hamburger Tampon

Tampon! Tampon! Tampon!

The Big Red Tampon :lol: :lol:
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"Walk Like a Tampon"

"Tamponkiss 69" (whoa!) :?
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Rob Zombie's "House of 1000 Tampons"

U2's "Tampon, Bloody Tampon" from the album "Under a Blood Red Tampon"

The Blues classic "Born Under a Bad Tampon"
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