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Who would you rather poke, Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie?
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Heads or Tails - you're a winner either way. :lol:
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Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....

I would much rather have this....

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I would like to polka with many women....
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I don't understand why anyone thinks Nicole Ritchie is attractive, unless you like scarecrows. Ugh! I don't understand all the media attention with these people (include Lindsay Lohan) who are not even in movies or music, really. I mean, who are they ?? I guess that means my answer is ....Paris Hilton!
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RobTheDrummer wrote:Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....

I would much rather have this....

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word. or this:

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or this
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Not a damn one of you on here if given the chance would pass up on one evening of careful, consensual sex with either paris hilton or nicole ritchie, and you know it...

Here's why you would fuck them...

1) the potential "star power" that you may attain in the event that something goes down and this becomes a scandal

2) bragging rights

3) they have vaginas...

I would prefer Hilton, because atleast she's somewhat attractive... Ritchie looks like she's had one too many battles with cerebral palsy
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damnit paul, look what you started.
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faeriewench wrote:damnit paul, look what you started.
I'm controversial like that.
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RobTheDrummer wrote:Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....
Ive always had weakness for dirty sluts...can I get a two for one deal?
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i think paris & nicole are fucking NASTY. They both make me sick.
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Me, too. ---->JMS
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Yeah and they play video games! They are very unattractive!

Dumb females!

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Ans they probably really enjoy having sex! Ugghhhhh!

And I bet they do slutty things that most, more proper women would not even think of! Yuck!

And to top it off they have lots of money and are famous! No way!

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Give me Carrie Underwood any day ...
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Honestly, I would have done them before I was married.


Hell, before I was married I would have done anyone w/ a vagina - Male creed.
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If I had to I would...even if they didn't pay me :roll:

But now if I was a toon, I'd prob. be after Lou Ann from "King Of The Hill!!" :lol:
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I like rob the drummers choice better
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You all crack me the fuck up! I don't care who you are... Rob, after a night of playing, kicking back a few drinks, and Paris Hilton says she wants to "polish" your knob, you're there! Come on now, who wouldn't?
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She is ugly. She needs to eat something.
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GUITARII wrote:You all crack me the fuck up! I don't care who you are... Rob, after a night of playing, kicking back a few drinks, and Paris Hilton says she wants to "polish" your knob, you're there! Come on now, who wouldn't?
*Raises his hand* Me.
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to tell you the truth i find girls such as jennifer aniston way hotter than these two...maybe thats probably because i havent seen her naked though haha
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Aniston is definitely hotter, way hotter, I don't really even think Paris & Nicole are that good looking but I wouldn't toss them outta the sack for eating crackers either.... unless of course I wanted to do 'em on the floor! :lol:
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tornandfrayed wrote:Yeah and they play video games! They are very unattractive!

Dumb females!

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Ans they probably really enjoy having sex! Ugghhhhh!

And I bet they do slutty things that most, more proper women would not even think of! Yuck!

And to top it off they have lots of money and are famous! No way!

Count me out!
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And Mrs. Bag, you would understand! :wink:
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SpellboundByMetal wrote:She is ugly. She needs to eat something.
*Raises his hand* Me.
... and then the wheel fell off.
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Ron wrote:
SpellboundByMetal wrote:She is ugly. She needs to eat something.
*Raises his hand* Me.
ROTFL :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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