War In Iraq Nearly Over!!

[ToonaRockGuy]

Washington DC - The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Tennessee, North Carolina, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.







The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

[Baceman Spiff]

They're expected to cruise up the Euphrates, under the cover of darkness. And at dawn they'll storm Baghdad on their armored four wheelers! With shotguns duct-taped to the handle bars...

[songsmith]

OMG!!!
That's hilarious. The guy even looks like my friends do.
I said years ago that we should airlift 100,000 rednecks into West Baghdad, and 100,000 Bloods and Crips into East Baghdad, and the ensuing melee would scare the Shiite out of the Sunni's and everyone would surrender. ---------->JMS

[SpellboundByMetal]

yeah, that would be cool!
but the blood and crips wouldnt wanna do it. nothin to loot.

[Asundor]

Thats one bad lookin fuckin gun there. Were can I order me one of those at. I would have to use my whole income tax check to get that. It maybe worth it though. That beast looks like it would take out a warehouse. They should start issuing guns like that to our solders to have LOL.

[bassist_25]

LOL You'd have to be Andre the Giant just to be able to keep standing from the recoil of that gun after you fired a shot.

[Asundor]

LOL. I cant get the image of that gun outta my head.

[bassist_25]

I'm not a gun expert, but my guess is that it really is suppose to mount onto a military helicopter or armoured vehicle.

Military people, what kind of gun is that?

[SpellboundByMetal]

One used to kill little brown people.

[songsmith]

I'm not an exoert, but it looks like some sort of 50 cal, long barrel for long shots... those things are lethal at plus one mile, and the projectile is roughly the same diameter as your index finger. It makes a big bang.----->JMS

[Banned]

Songy is right. It is a sniper accurate .50 cal, lethal and accurate up to 1 mile. It had bipods and is probably used in the prone position. You can buy.50 rifles rightch-here in good ole Pa.

[bassist_25]

Cool, thanks for the info.

Of course, nothing will beat Arnold with the mini-gun in T2.

[ToonaRockGuy]

Of course, nothing will beat Arnold with the mini-gun in T2.

I dunno...I'm rather partial to the remotely aimed setup Bruce Willis used out of the back of the van in "The Jackal". Nothing like blowing Jack Black's arm off.

[Banned]

Of course, nothing will beat Arnold with the mini-gun in T2.

I dunno...I'm rather partial to the remotely aimed setup Bruce Willis used out of the back of the van in "The Jackal". Nothing like blowing Jack Black's arm off.

Jesse the Body, the Gov, Ventura in "Predator" with the mini gun rigged up with a shoulder harness kicks the most ass in my opinion. Also has one of best lines ever..."...I ain't got time to bleed"

[witchhunt]

Actually, "Payback time" was the line in that particular scene.

[bassist_25]

I ain't got time to bleed"

Another good line is the one from Rowdy Roddy Piper in that movie where he fights the aliens who came to Earth for business. "I've come here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."

[Banned]

I ain't got time to bleed"

Another good line is the one from Rowdy Roddy Piper in that movie where he fights the aliens who came to Earth for business. "I've come here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."

That movie was really bad, but I did like Piper in his role. I was hoping for more Piper movies after that, but I have never seen another one.

[bassist_25]

I ain't got time to bleed"

Another good line is the one from Rowdy Roddy Piper in that movie where he fights the aliens who came to Earth for business. "I've come here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."

That movie was really bad, but I did like Piper in his role. I was hoping for more Piper movies after that, but I have never seen another one.

I believe that he was in two major movie roles. The other was Hell Comes to Frogtown.

According to IMDB, he's been pretty busy.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0684929/

[Gallowglass]

Songy is right. It is a sniper accurate .50 cal, lethal and accurate up to 1 mile. It had bipods and is probably used in the prone position. You can buy.50 rifles rightch-here in good ole Pa.

By definition "sniper rifles" are equipped w/ an optical scope, and most hve trigger mechanisms that are more precise than the rig on that gun. My guess is it's a 20mm of some kind that may/may not have been rebarrelled for .50 cal.

[ToonaRockGuy]

Jesse the Body, the Gov, Ventura in "Predator" with the mini gun rigged up with a shoulder harness kicks the most ass in my opinion. Also has one of best lines ever..."...I ain't got time to bleed"

My favorite line from that movie is in the helicopter, when Jesse is offering up the tobacco..."This shit'll make you a goddamned sexual tyranosaurus!"

[AllHolLowsEVe]

About 2 years ago there were a detail of soldiers at Fort Indiantown Gap (near Harrisburg) that were assigned to load a number of .50 cal weapons, much like the one in that picture, into a convoy vehicle. One of the weapons still had a round in the chamber and discharged accidently and hit one of the soliders at point blank range. I was at FTIG a week after the incident and from what I heard from other guys stationed on that base there wasnt much left of him. Just a couple aimless body parts here and there. Those guns pack an amazing amount of fire power and would probably speed up the end to the war if given to a slew of rednecks as you guys have already said! haha

[Hal]

About 2 years ago there were a detail of soldiers at Fort Indiantown Gap (near Harrisburg) that were assigned to load a number of .50 cal weapons, much like the one in that picture, into a convoy vehicle. One of the weapons still had a round in the chamber and discharged accidently and hit one of the soliders at point blank range. I was at FTIG a week after the incident and from what I heard from other guys stationed on that base there wasnt much left of him. Just a couple aimless body parts here and there. Those guns pack an amazing amount of fire power and would probably speed up the end to the war if given to a slew of rednecks as you guys have already said! haha

We were in the same unit but I was not at that training. He died pretty much instantly but there were not body parts everywhere. He did have a a significant whole in his body. Pretty crazy event when that happened

[witchhunt]

An old guy I worked with a while back brought in a 50 cal. from his son's rifle. I remember it being a bit bigger than the average index finger. He said his son could only get one in a single shot, though. I wonder why.

[f.sciarrillo]

I seen this before, and personally, I think I group of rednecks with guns could do a lot better than Bush with a 20,000 man army lol ...

[mjb]

i was in a mechanized infantry unit as a .50 gunner for a while. the .50 cal. i had shure as fuck didn't look like that! but that was 20 years ago. i doubt the .50 cal has changed much. i don;t know what that cat is toten.