That was absolutely hilarious! I like the idea of having the guitar in the monitors preferably sound like "jackboots on wet cobblestone", I think I will request that at the next gig. I also find the idea for the reality show at the end bit.
That was fuckin' great! I loved it. That's what every band needs - a thorough bloke looking out for them that leaves nothing to chance & also with a sense of humor. Maybe some day when I hit the big time I too will be able to use two large industrial fans instead of just one medium sized one like I do now. And the case of beer for after the show is a must have!
I've drank enough beer to float a battleship! Go ahead and Rock & Roll all night if you can but don't party every day!
